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i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too. so if patrick ewing [a basketball player] and bill gates fall into a salt mine together, i one million years when thier fossils are found, they'll say that one is human and one is ape right?

scot ruckoldt, No Answers in Genesis! 21 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#526397
tehcrzy

Doubt it, somehow

6/4/2008 9:34:24 AM

#541457


This belongs in "racists say the darnedest things".

6/13/2008 8:15:14 PM

#541950
Brian X

/hits scot in the teeth with a brick

6/14/2008 1:36:14 AM

#541979
GigaGuess

Seeing how they'll both have similar bone structure, I doubt it.

6/14/2008 2:15:39 AM

#541997
ID82

Idiot, if I show you the skeleton of a black man and a white man I doubt you'd be able to tell the difference.

6/14/2008 2:26:40 AM

#669436
Reverend Jeremiah

Um..no. even though all humans are in the ape classification just like all humans are in the vertebrate classsification.. the way you make it sound is as if calling a black man a monkey is what we do..nope, only fundies do that now.

9/5/2008 12:07:47 AM

#669440
Darwin

They're both apes you racist asshole. Die in a fire.

9/5/2008 12:14:25 AM

#669462
Natasha

I thought he meant that Bill Gates was the ape until I read the comments.

9/5/2008 12:31:22 AM

#669499
Moondog

(Future anthropololgist examines both skeletons) "Both appear to be the same, 206 bones, and 32 teeth each, minus 4 wisdom teeth. Yep, these are definitelsy the same species." (Finds speculation they'll be two different species) "Racist asshole."

9/5/2008 1:11:53 AM

#1239953
Quantum Mechanic

"i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too."

Sure you have.

1/1/2011 1:56:47 PM

#1264836
Quantum Mechanic

Wrong.

3/8/2011 2:40:52 PM

#1269510
towey

someone should email this to patrick ewing

3/21/2011 7:14:02 AM

#1269538
Anon-e-moose

List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sound of all the Professors of Anthropology, Biology and Archaeology in the world laughing their tits off at you!


3/21/2011 8:43:40 AM

#1269551
jas43

what?
really?

this cant be real lololol

3/21/2011 9:15:12 AM

#1299833
Quantum Mechanic

"i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too."

No.
And you didn't take English, either.

6/15/2011 11:24:03 AM

#1299841
JohnTheAtheist

They woudln't fossilize in a salt mine. You need water, dumbass.

6/15/2011 11:38:20 AM

#1299939
rw23

I've never heard of Patrick Ewing, but would I be right in guessing that he's black?

Racist fuckwit. Racist "I've taken evolution / anthropology classes" lying fuckwit.

6/15/2011 4:28:52 PM

#1476058
Crimson Lizard

Yeah, Patrick Ewing's black. And if scot here took any anthropology classes, it's obvious he slept right through them.

11/29/2012 11:21:45 AM

#1476157
Blarghonius

Fundie AND racist. You're a real winner, scot.

11/29/2012 4:00:21 PM

#1476159
anti-nonsense

I bet you failed those classes, on the off chance you actually took any, you racist fuckwit.

11/29/2012 4:02:05 PM

#1530528
Quantum Mechanic

no

4/22/2013 10:44:01 PM
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