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This happens to mental cae fundies all the time.
7/31/2007 6:55:24 AM
Hey.... what's that sound? Oh wait, it's the sound of a fundie being a dumb ass.
7/31/2007 6:59:26 AM
I LOST MY KEYS!!!!!!! BUT I FOUND THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN????????
7/31/2007 7:10:45 AM
"LAST NIGHT I HEARD A STRANGE NOISE I WAS IN MY PADDED ROOM..I THOUGHT RAPTURE??????!?!?!?!?! I FELT A BURST OF ADRENALINE/EXCITMENT!! BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS JUST A NUTTER... ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN?"
7/31/2007 7:44:22 AM
Originally posted by Redhunter
If you thought the damn radion was the Rapture, what happens the day someone breaks into your house and rapes you?
That was disturbing. Personally anyone breaking into my house is going to end up with a hide full of buckshot, no matter what their original intentions, but rape? Dude. Come on. Not analogy material unless you are trying to make everyone grimace in disgust. Just eww.
Good to know you're not in any danger.
Just saying, so much larger things happen to people and they still don't go all divine.
7/31/2007 8:49:45 AM
Besides, give me a break here. I'm European. ;)
7/31/2007 8:51:24 AM
7/31/2007 9:18:43 AM
WHATS THAT IN THE SKY!!!
IT LOOKS THE A DRAGON FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS SPITTING FIRE. IS IT THE APOCOLYPSE?
Oh, its a plane. Maybe next time.
7/31/2007 10:09:57 AM
Let me ask you a question Raptureboy. If all of you asshats suddenly disappear, that would indicate the existance of God would it not? God does not interfere with free will and confirming his existence would show his hand would it not? Another question. You dipshits insist that your physical bodies will disappear as well. Why would God need your physical self which would slowly asphyxiate as you accended into the heavens? As far as I'm concerned, you Rapture obsessed people won't go away fast enough.
7/31/2007 10:15:47 AM
All the damn time, of course.
7/31/2007 3:34:13 PM
Originally posted by KillWhitey
Was it Blondie?
Beat me to it.
7/31/2007 6:26:35 PM
Pfft! Everyone knows the rapture will be heralded by the sound of a million kazoos playing CCRs' Bad Moon Rising.
7/31/2007 6:46:01 PM
@Two Star: I think we all know Debbie Harry is the true Haringer of the Apocalypse.
7/31/2007 7:04:44 PM
Poe or not, everyone else on that forum is taking it seriously and they're all saying similar things. After all, the forum is intended for people who believe they're going to be sucked up to the sky any minute now. As for the caps, some people just type like that all the time. No idea why.
7/31/2007 8:47:17 PM
Damned edit function not working I meant Harbinger.
7/31/2007 9:10:43 PM
7/31/2007 10:56:52 PM
I understood you perfectly; but it was something that is so specific and that most people don't find to be something to offer in passing.
It's just an offhanded thing, but words like that one are more likely to conjure up disgust or even memories of abuse; something less personal and awful would get you much farther in your analogy. See what I'm saying? Even canabalism, as awful as it is, is mostly regulated to movies and stories. Rape is far too real for far too many people to treat it lightly. I hope that makes sense. It was a poor choice of words that most likely didn't affect folk the way you would've liked it to have is all.
8/1/2007 1:02:05 AM
No, it's just you.
8/1/2007 2:17:53 AM
Look out behind you! It's the rapture!
Just Kidding! :D
8/1/2007 5:05:04 AM
Aw, shit. You mean it wasn't the real thing? And I was so looking forward to it!
Looks like I'll have to wait another day/month/year/decade/century/millennium for you to finally get off my planet.
8/1/2007 6:39:05 AM
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8/1/2007 6:44:01 PM
:( I can't edit the link...
Here's the url instead, maybe that'll work?
A rapture prank is funny in premise, but I kinda felt bad for the girl... She was pretty upset at being left behind!
8/1/2007 6:47:15 PM
8/1/2007 6:48:26 PM
I have had similar kinds of experiences.
Sometimes, after waking up from a dream, for a moment or two I will still think I am in the Dream-World before I completely wake up.
And once, it sounded like a burt of gunfire outside our house when really we were being egged close to Halloween.
So I can understand misinterpreting things, but I have never had anything this fundamentally-religiously induced happen to me, fortunately. I'm already on medication for health problems, I don't need any more reason to doubt my sanity!
8/1/2007 8:24:41 PM
Mwuahhaha, trollish for sure.
8/3/2007 1:30:10 PM
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