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#272149
Mister Spak
This happens to mental cae fundies all the time.
7/31/2007 6:55:24 AM
#272150
Raven Blackhawk
Hey.... what's that sound? Oh wait, it's the sound of a fundie being a dumb ass.
7/31/2007 6:59:26 AM
#272152
zoo
I LOST MY KEYS!!!!!!! BUT I FOUND THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!!! ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN????????
7/31/2007 7:10:45 AM
#272154
NonProphet
"LAST NIGHT I HEARD A STRANGE NOISE I WAS IN MY PADDED ROOM..I THOUGHT RAPTURE??????!?!?!?!?! I FELT A BURST OF ADRENALINE/EXCITMENT!! BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS JUST A NUTTER... ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN?"
Fix'd.
7/31/2007 7:44:22 AM
#272161
Freboy
Originally posted by Redhunter
Freboy
If you thought the damn radion was the Rapture, what happens the day someone breaks into your house and rapes you?
That was disturbing. Personally anyone breaking into my house is going to end up with a hide full of buckshot, no matter what their original intentions, but rape? Dude. Come on. Not analogy material unless you are trying to make everyone grimace in disgust. Just eww.
Good to know you're not in any danger.
Just saying, so much larger things happen to people and they still don't go all divine.
7/31/2007 8:49:45 AM
#272163
Freboy
Besides, give me a break here. I'm European. ;)
7/31/2007 8:51:24 AM
#272168
Roxas
"LOL WHUT?"
My reaction...
7/31/2007 9:18:43 AM
#272180
inmate22841
WHATS THAT IN THE SKY!!!
IT LOOKS THE A DRAGON FLYING THROUGH THE CLOUDS SPITTING FIRE. IS IT THE APOCOLYPSE?
Oh, its a plane. Maybe next time.
7/31/2007 10:09:57 AM
#272181
Mudflappus
Let me ask you a question Raptureboy. If all of you asshats suddenly disappear, that would indicate the existance of God would it not? God does not interfere with free will and confirming his existence would show his hand would it not? Another question. You dipshits insist that your physical bodies will disappear as well. Why would God need your physical self which would slowly asphyxiate as you accended into the heavens? As far as I'm concerned, you Rapture obsessed people won't go away fast enough.
7/31/2007 10:15:47 AM
#272220
moose
All the damn time, of course.
7/31/2007 3:34:13 PM
#272247
TwoStar
Originally posted by KillWhitey
Was it Blondie?
Beat me to it.
7/31/2007 6:26:35 PM
#272249
Thundersqueaks
Pfft! Everyone knows the rapture will be heralded by the sound of a million kazoos playing CCRs' Bad Moon Rising.
7/31/2007 6:46:01 PM
#272254
KillWhitey
@Two Star: I think we all know Debbie Harry is the true Haringer of the Apocalypse.
7/31/2007 7:04:44 PM
#272277
Jess
Poe or not, everyone else on that forum is taking it seriously and they're all saying similar things. After all, the forum is intended for people who believe they're going to be sucked up to the sky any minute now. As for the caps, some people just type like that all the time. No idea why.
7/31/2007 8:47:17 PM
#272288
KillWhitey
Damned edit function not working I meant Harbinger.
7/31/2007 9:10:43 PM
#272307
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7/31/2007 10:56:52 PM
#272325
Redhunter
Freboy
I understood you perfectly; but it was something that is so specific and that most people don't find to be something to offer in passing.
It's just an offhanded thing, but words like that one are more likely to conjure up disgust or even memories of abuse; something less personal and awful would get you much farther in your analogy. See what I'm saying? Even canabalism, as awful as it is, is mostly regulated to movies and stories. Rape is far too real for far too many people to treat it lightly. I hope that makes sense. It was a poor choice of words that most likely didn't affect folk the way you would've liked it to have is all.
8/1/2007 1:02:05 AM
#272347
Amused
No, it's just you.
8/1/2007 2:17:53 AM
#272384
Mr Smith
Look out behind you! It's the rapture!
Just Kidding! :D
8/1/2007 5:05:04 AM
#272416
Deriamis
Aw, shit. You mean it wasn't the real thing? And I was so looking forward to it!
Looks like I'll have to wait another day/month/year/decade/century/millennium for you to finally get off my planet.
8/1/2007 6:39:05 AM
#272687
Talulah
Rapture prank:
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8/1/2007 6:44:01 PM
#272689
:( I can't edit the link...
Here's the url instead, maybe that'll work?
A rapture prank is funny in premise, but I kinda felt bad for the girl... She was pretty upset at being left behind!
8/1/2007 6:47:15 PM
#272693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-v0VHX2Ghc
8/1/2007 6:48:26 PM
#272713
Burning Stake
I have had similar kinds of experiences.
Sometimes, after waking up from a dream, for a moment or two I will still think I am in the Dream-World before I completely wake up.
And once, it sounded like a burt of gunfire outside our house when really we were being egged close to Halloween.
So I can understand misinterpreting things, but I have never had anything this fundamentally-religiously induced happen to me, fortunately. I'm already on medication for health problems, I don't need any more reason to doubt my sanity!
8/1/2007 8:24:41 PM
#273271
LAWL
Mwuahhaha, trollish for sure.
8/3/2007 1:30:10 PM
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