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LAST NIGHT I HEARD A STRANGE NOISE I WAS IN MY ROOM..I THOUGHT RAPTURE??????!?!?!?!?! I FELT A BURST OF ADRENALINE/EXCITMENT!! BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS THE RADIO... ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN?

A LIGHT TO YOUR TRUTH, Rapture Ready: Anything Goes 104 Comments [7/30/2007 3:45:32 PM]
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#271973
KillWhitey

Was it Blondie?

7/30/2007 3:49:15 PM

#271974
Sybot

Congratulations. You're going to be doing that for the rest of your life.

7/30/2007 3:51:39 PM

#271975
Azrael

I call poe, nothing can be this stupid...wait, never mind, fundi.

7/30/2007 3:52:14 PM

#271977
Count Spatula

I call poe...

Incredible stupidity (even for a fundie) + ALL CAPS + excessive puncuation = probably a poe

7/30/2007 3:54:27 PM

#271978
Not_You

Loud noises!

By 'this' do you mean, loud noises scare you in the dark and you think something delusional for a second before realizing what it really is? Because then, yes.

If you mean 'this' as thinking the rapture is coming every time an appliance malfunctions, then no.

7/30/2007 3:55:29 PM

#271982
WholeLottaMilka

You cannot be f*cking serious.

That is all I have to say.

7/30/2007 4:07:52 PM

#271983
skyotter

am i the only one that now has an urge to do some kind of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds-type radio show "hoax", only this one about the rapture?

we know it'd fool at least one ...

7/30/2007 4:10:57 PM

#271986
MarylandBear

Originally posted by skyotter



am i the only one that now has an urge to do some kind of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds-type radio show "hoax", only this one about the rapture?

we know it'd fool at least one ...



That is what I have heard termed "a scathingly brilliant idea." I love it!

7/30/2007 4:14:51 PM

#271989
Talulah

Poe is a possibility, but non-poe is a equal possibility. I visit that site often and there have been several entire threads about "mistaken raptures." It's sad and a little scary! Here's one: http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=9067 There was a longer one I read, but I didn't feel like finding it. I really can only take so much of that site!

7/30/2007 4:17:16 PM

#271995


Yes, and it gets better, more rapturesome, if you stick your fingers in the electrical socket.

7/30/2007 4:27:27 PM

#271998
flipper

Let me guess, they were playing "Gonna take me up to the spirit in the sky", right?

7/30/2007 4:37:21 PM

#271999
D-OveRMinD

No...becasue we're sane.

7/30/2007 4:38:40 PM

#272000
TB

OH NOES

7/30/2007 4:39:22 PM

#272001
anevilmeme

I almost pissed myself laughing!

7/30/2007 4:41:43 PM

#272003
caitshidhe

only when i forget to take my prescription medication.

7/30/2007 4:43:01 PM

#272002
Professor M

@skyotter --

Well, now I'm certainly thinking about it. Either the radio-show approach itself, or a movie/story/play in which a fairly isolated little town hears what they believe is a news report of the Rapture and try to figure out why none of them have been taken.

7/30/2007 4:43:01 PM

#272004
089

You've got some serious problems if every loud noise makes you think the rapture is happening.

The Rapture! Oh, just the phone ringing...
The Rapture! No, just a car passing by...
The Rapture! Damn, just the television...*sigh*

7/30/2007 4:43:43 PM

#272005
BurntBush

Other nuts, like yourself, see ghosts and fairies.

7/30/2007 4:48:58 PM

#272010
Sophie

This is person is either insane, or on crack. Probably both.

7/30/2007 5:12:05 PM

#272012
Detrs

JUST NOW I READ SOMETHING STUPID ON THE INTERNET. I THOUGHT FAKE???!??!?!? I FELT A CRUSHING SENSE OF DISAPPOINTMENT/RESIGNATION!! BUT I REMEMBERED IT WAS JUST A FUNDY. ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS HAPPEN?

7/30/2007 5:31:19 PM

#272014
anti-nonsense

No, because I'm not a lunatic.

7/30/2007 5:35:32 PM

#272017
Gadren

@Talulah:

"Poe" doesn't just mean "troll," it means a troll with the assumption that there likely is someone who would say this in reality... so the fact that someone actually believes this is inherent in Poe's Law already.

Oh, and I do like the idea of the War of the Worlds: Rapture Edition. We should do that!

7/30/2007 5:40:44 PM

#272025
MK

I'm pretty sure "Stairway to Heaven" is not a sign of the rapture.

7/30/2007 5:51:57 PM

#272035
Brian X

Yeah, I heard it happen once, but instead of a burst of adrenaline it was an air raid siren. The same dream also had a local DJ calling the Monday Night Football game on the radio.

Turned out to be the dryer hose above my head (I was sleeping in the basement at the time).

7/30/2007 6:17:21 PM

#272036
Old Viking

The Rapture will be accompanied by a loud, jubilant chorus. That will be us.

7/30/2007 6:20:20 PM
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