Jeremy PC

Professor Chaos has no peers either.

7/29/2007 3:37:10 AM

According to a little known expert, Professor God, these fossils were all made during the universal flood which happened about 6,000 years ago in Noah's day.

The bible makes no reference of fossils. That is a creationist argument based on person opinion. There are plenty of creationists who also disagree with the idea that fossils were created during the flood.

The bible also never said the flood happened 6,000 years ago. That again, is something you people invented. However, generally I've heard you people claim the flood happened 4,000 years ago where as Adam and Eve existed 6,000 years ago so Professor God (aka you) seems to be rather ignorant of your own nonsense.

He laughs when the subject of missing links is brought up.

Unless you have a direct line of communication with him, you can't know that. It's you who are laughing and in the grand fashion of Humanity making gods in their image you assume he must be doing what you are doing.

He says he didn't use them {missing links} so they won't find them.

No mention of missing links were made in the bible. Lying for Jesus yet again?

He says that man and dinosaurs lived at the same time.

Again, no mention of dinosaurs or them living side by side with Humans was ever made. The idea that a couple of mythical creatures mentioned in the bible or that a reference to dragons is god discussing dinosaurs is simply one interpretation of the text.

He wrote a lot of what he knows in a book called the Bible.

Really now? An all powerful, all knowing god wrote a lot of what he knows in a tiny Human text? Nevermind that it was Humans who wrote the book as I'm too busy laughing at the first part.

It's really hard to argue with him about things, because he keeps saying, "Were you there when all of this happened? I was."

No, you say god says that. Unfortunately you have provided no source for one of your many blatant lies. Isn't that a sin btw?

And to date, no man has proven his book wrong.

Actually it's easy to prove the bible wrong. All you have to do is read it as it contradicts itself repeatedly. If you want to go a little further learn your history, learn how one evaluates the credibility of sources, and learn science. With that knowledge the idea that the bible is anywhere near a literal piece of work becomes laughable.

He hasn't had it peer reviewed, because he has no peers.

You make it sound like he would have it peer reviewed if he did have peers. In that case are you saying that an all powerful being isn't powerful enough to create peers?

Anyway, we know that the writers of the bible were Human. Your own book claims that they were inspired by the word of god, not that god sat down and wrote it for them. Therefore their claims can be peer reviewed. Unfortunately we don't give peer review to wackos who claim to know what god is thinking these days. We just lock them up, so why the biblical writers would deserve the same, is unknown to me.

7/29/2007 3:54:44 AM

Mike

Yeah, totally scientific ::eye roll::

7/29/2007 4:24:48 AM

NotMe

The bible is not a scientific article. And even if it was it would be unreliable.

This God figure only wrote on text ever (most of the latter work is even rumored to be his son's work), he proposes no experiments, gives no evidence, mentions a lot of irrelevant things (family histories and wars) and no one has ever met this elusive "scientist". As you can see we can not give any credibility to this paper and therefore we won't accept it as evidence.

7/29/2007 6:21:07 AM

anevilmeme

"And to date, no man has proven his book wrong."

Uh... insects don't have 4 legs, next?

7/29/2007 6:36:31 AM

Athar

Wow so a guy named proffessor god told you he created everything and anything that contradicts his statement is a lie? Wow this professor sounds like a total lunatic!

7/29/2007 6:44:20 AM

Doctor Whom

The Flood did not happen "about 6,000 years ago." If you add up the dates in the inerrant King James Bible, you will see that the Flood happened in the 24th century B.C. Repent, heretic!

7/29/2007 7:39:33 AM

Raewyn

Yeah, you should take you friend to get some help.

Also, who thinks that the Judeo-Christian God is little known? At least 2 billion people worship him. :-\

... Maybe you should go with your friend.

7/29/2007 8:16:07 AM

Star Cluster

Perhaps if he was little known, we wouldn't be having a lot of the problems we are having in the world today.

7/29/2007 9:01:01 AM

Raggy

Why are these people so damned determined to drag everything back into the middle ages?

7/29/2007 9:04:38 AM

JustinGG

"When asked for comment, Professor God didn't answer his phone, and didn't check his email. When we investigated, we discovered that Professor God is a bit of recluse, who never leaves his office (presuming he has an office), hasn't written anything in over 2000 years.

However, his public relations representatives inform us that his future plans include the destruction of the Earth, and all humankind, the eternal torture of all of those who didn't like his book, and to eat 57 hot dogs in one sitting."

7/29/2007 9:23:18 AM

Puck

Dr Dino is in jail, so now they construct a double fantasy...an imaginary being with imaginary credentials.

7/29/2007 9:44:58 AM

Not_You

I know when I want the most reliable information, I go thousands of years in the past for it. Even better, to unreliable translations of said information. And even better, to a book which was behind its times then.

So far, the blood-letting isn't helping my humours.

7/29/2007 10:14:52 AM

Ambrielle

Wow, you are a creative one aren't you? In more ways than one.

7/29/2007 10:15:06 AM

Zoony The Lazoon

It is clear that Mr Kruit regards himself as being a wit.

It is equally clear that he is, in fact, only halfway towards that goal....

7/29/2007 10:53:04 AM

The Watcher

I want to see Professor God's CV. Hell, I want to see Professor God at all.

7/29/2007 11:13:21 AM

Jimmy

Who wants to bet 'Professor God' got his degree online?

7/29/2007 11:38:10 AM

Papabear

I've read the book God supposedly authored. I found it very poorly written and riddled with errors. Please provide me with "Professor God's" credentials and the name of the college or university at which he works.

7/29/2007 11:57:10 AM

Esjeur

How can a flood make fossils? If you want to call it creation science you can at least try to experiment in how. You'll fail, but still, at least try a little and live up to the bullshit science sticker you put in creation.

7/29/2007 12:32:22 PM

Osiris

Cutest Fundie Award.

7/29/2007 12:38:30 PM

Viva

What, are you stupid or something?

7/29/2007 1:00:40 PM

flipper

Hate to tell you this Kraut, but Professor God's book was ghost written by a bunch of guys who didn't get to read from each other's notes, so it's pretty much a self-contradictory hash.

7/29/2007 1:01:05 PM

Bryan65

Al,

Professor God is telling you to go back to your seat and stop trying to be his P.R. hack!

7/29/2007 2:31:13 PM

Johnny

I'd like to meet this Professor God. I'd like to ask him why so may things are unintelligently designed. Then I'd like to fire him for being so incompetent.

7/29/2007 3:29:41 PM

Old Viking

Professor God? Wasn't he on the faculty at Liberty U?

7/29/2007 3:31:14 PM