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#390402
mad will
I have something you can have inside you hunny , it'll give you some rapture and you needn't die . Of course I do wish you would rapture asap and save us from further silliness . However roasting ignorant Fundies is outrageous fun . ( you guys/gals are hilarious !!! LMAO.....
1/25/2008 3:59:59 AM
#428478
Lady Death
It could be because your a crazy bible thumper.
3/10/2008 3:58:02 AM
#428590
MysticalChicken
"Jesus is coming soon!"
"When is 'soon'?"
"We don't know, but he'll be here. (beat) Soon."
"So when did he first say he was coming back?"
"Uhh, 2000 years ago or so."
"2000 plus years is 'soon'? Am I missing something?"
"HE'S COMING BACK DAMMIT"
"When?"
"Soon!"
"You guys can go wait for your magical dead guy. I'm gonna go listen to Modest Mouse."
3/10/2008 7:49:23 AM
#442135
Feminazi
“There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”Matthew 16:28
Christ promised to return during his followers lifetimes. Not yours.
3/24/2008 1:27:33 AM
#442137
Um... wow
Raving Lunatic...
3/24/2008 1:30:36 AM
#442193
Lithp
It's because they think you're gonna become a terrorist bomber!
3/24/2008 3:13:38 AM
#1305373
Quantum Mechanic
Jesus is a myth for idiots.
"he scoffed at me as if i was a lunatic"
You are a lunatic.
I'm laughing my ass off.
7/1/2011 11:21:59 AM
#1530816
anothga
Or, maybe, you're just annoying and that's the reason they react like that.
4/24/2013 4:11:02 AM
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