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Ive gotten ridiculed for talking about HIS return so much( in their eyes) I got in trouble with my sister because I dared to mention the word Rapture to her daughter 3 years ago.. she said I "scared" her...My father just feels he's gonna die.. with no hope of a Rapture..I told him im not gonna die and be Raptured( what I believe in faith) and he scoffed at me as if i was a lunatic.. in fact he wont talk about JESUS or anything spiritual.. he just gets very uncomfortable if i mention the name of JESUS... HIS name is soo powerful, ive had other people become very uncomfortable and uneasy in my prescence when i mention HIS name...thats why HIS name is above ALL names!!!

CHRISTinCheryl, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [7/28/2007 10:56:56 AM]
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#271121
anevilmeme

Black Sheep of the Family Award?

7/28/2007 5:12:57 PM
#271161
Mister Spak

You're confusing the power of Jesus name with the intensity of your ASSHOLERY!!!

7/28/2007 6:32:55 PM
#271220
szena

I want the mental images her user name gives me out of my head.

7/28/2007 8:53:27 PM
#271235
Raven Blackhawk

@ Mister Spak: Assholery. That was great. Lol

Cheryl, you totally deserved getting ridiculed. Just a hint.... harassing people about this so-called rapture thing and scaring kids is no way to endear you to people, especially to your own family, for pete's sake. They've shown you respect by not disowning your crazy ass or asking to have you tested for mental disorders. The LEAST you could is stop spewing such moronic drivel.

7/28/2007 9:39:35 PM
#271248
Julian

CHeryl Deary - just a tip here...

Maybe if you didn't say Jesus in the same tone of voice that the trading spouses lady screamed DAHRRK-SAIIDEAD you might get a better reaction.

7/28/2007 10:08:22 PM
#271249
Julian

in fact he wont talk about FARTS or anything natural.. he just gets very uncomfortable if i start to talk about my FARTS... Their aroma is soo powerful, ive had other people become very uncomfortable and uneasy in my prescence when i let one go...thats why my ass is above ALL names

7/28/2007 10:10:41 PM
#271295
Aethernaut

Delusional much?

7/29/2007 1:09:50 AM
#271298
Sagger

Funny how you can explain their reactions just as well with « Aw jeez, not this shit again! »

7/29/2007 2:09:45 AM
#271305
D-OveRMinD

HIS name has nothing to do with it. People just hate talking to your "fire and brimstone" ass.

7/29/2007 2:17:36 AM
#271395
Athar

Its people like you ChristinCheryl who give lunatics a bad name!

7/29/2007 6:59:20 AM
#271517
Tomby Stone

I love when I hear that old 'Even the name is sacred, oh it's such a great name isn't it. I'd say it's the best name in the whole wide world. Jesus, oooh whenever I say it my balls tingle'

You know that wasn't even his fucking name don't you ??? His name was Yeshua Ben Yosef.

7/29/2007 12:14:41 PM
#271619
Adrian

I feel sorry for her parents, they must wonder what they did wrong...

7/29/2007 4:12:48 PM
#271680
Shell

"Ash, it's your sister Cherrrryllllll..."


7/29/2007 8:35:48 PM
#271741
anti-nonsense

or maybe they are uneasy because you are a lunatic?

7/30/2007 12:38:52 AM
#271958


Maybe they're uncomfortable because you SHOUT it EMPHATICALLY, while getting that crazed "escaped mental patient" look in your eye.

Seriously, I hope your family gets you professional help. You really do need it, you poor child.


7/30/2007 2:35:58 PM
#271960


Here's a bit of fun, by the way: replace "JESUS" with "Lord Dracula," and imagine this being said by the Bram Stoker character Renfield.

It's a perfect match. Creepy, no?

7/30/2007 2:41:58 PM
#271961
NonProphet

Oops.

That was me, in the 2 posts preceding.

7/30/2007 2:42:30 PM
#273543
BlackWolfe

Ambrielle: People are uneasy in your presence because you are a FREAK! (apologies to other freaks out there; no insult intended).

None taken, Ambri. :D

And...

Yeah, um... Multiple exclamation points. Inappropriate use of ellipses. JESUS IN ALL-CAPS. (Because, naturally, if normal proper names get ONE capital letter, JESUS GETS 'EM ALL!)

"I told him im not gonna die and be Raptured"... Oh. So, you're going to stay alive on earth instead?

People, stupid is contagious, and I think I just found us our Patient Zero.

8/4/2007 11:48:37 AM
#273889
BlueLithium

Really kinky username you got there, CHRISTinCheryl

8/5/2007 11:38:22 AM
#273890
Bluelithium

^^Me.

8/5/2007 11:38:34 AM
#273895
Doctor Fishcake

[fstdt=288797](apologies to other freaks out there; no insult intended).[/fstdt]

None taken.

8/5/2007 12:01:51 PM
#273900
Darwin

"im not gonna die"


Yes you are.
And the sooner the better.

8/5/2007 12:18:48 PM
#273923
Puck

Cheryl, what you need is a stronger dose of Persecution. That'll treat your vocal diarrhoeia quite nicely.

8/5/2007 2:06:36 PM
#278786


And if ten years later they keep thinking you're a lunatic, or an idiot(do you know what 3 years old kids understand?), will you still use the word "inminent"?

8/21/2007 4:07:00 PM
#278787
Matilde

According to your logic, gay or liberal might also have the same effect, isn't it?

8/21/2007 4:07:49 PM
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