Ive gotten ridiculed for talking about HIS return so much( in their eyes) I got in trouble with my sister because I dared to mention the word Rapture to her daughter 3 years ago.. she said I "scared" her...My father just feels he's gonna die.. with no hope of a Rapture..I told him im not gonna die and be Raptured( what I believe in faith) and he scoffed at me as if i was a lunatic.. in fact he wont talk about JESUS or anything spiritual.. he just gets very uncomfortable if i mention the name of JESUS... HIS name is soo powerful, ive had other people become very uncomfortable and uneasy in my prescence when i mention HIS name...thats why HIS name is above ALL names!!!
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And everyone around you is saying, Shit, Cheryl, just go somewhere and masturbate already, OK?
Spiritspeak is annoying. No one but those who believe really understand it. When you don't believe, you realize how ridiculous it sounds.
I used to be a Spiritspeaker. Now I cringe whenever I hear it.
Hate to tell you this Cherry baby, but they may be Christians and it may not be the name Jesus, but the word "Rapture" that makes them angry. You guys do tend to think that you are the only "True Christians", and many other Christian denominations think that you are nutjobs who have turned an off-the-wall scriptural misintrepretation into a major religious belief.
If we were to replace the name "Jesus" with any other name that wasn't attached to a religious figure, and the word Rapture with "the coming", then we'd assume this person was a completely "batshit" psychopath.
Therefore, I see that the relationship between fundamentalism and psychotic schizophrenia is that the former is the most common form of the latter.
If we were to replace the name "Jesus" with any other name that wasn't attached to a religious figure, and the word Rapture with "the coming", then we'd assume this person was a completely "batshit" psychopath.
Therefore, I see that the relationship between fundamentalism and psychotic schizophrenia is that the former is the most common form of the latter.
@ Mister Spak: Assholery. That was great. Lol
Cheryl, you totally deserved getting ridiculed. Just a hint.... harassing people about this so-called rapture thing and scaring kids is no way to endear you to people, especially to your own family, for pete's sake. They've shown you respect by not disowning your crazy ass or asking to have you tested for mental disorders. The LEAST you could is stop spewing such moronic drivel.
I love when I hear that old 'Even the name is sacred, oh it's such a great name isn't it. I'd say it's the best name in the whole wide world. Jesus, oooh whenever I say it my balls tingle'
You know that wasn't even his fucking name don't you ??? His name was Yeshua Ben Yosef.
Maybe they're uncomfortable because you SHOUT it EMPHATICALLY, while getting that crazed "escaped mental patient" look in your eye.
Seriously, I hope your family gets you professional help. You really do need it, you poor child.
Here's a bit of fun, by the way: replace "JESUS" with "Lord Dracula," and imagine this being said by the Bram Stoker character Renfield.
It's a perfect match. Creepy, no?
Ambrielle: People are uneasy in your presence because you are a FREAK! (apologies to other freaks out there; no insult intended).
None taken, Ambri. :D
And...
Yeah, um... Multiple exclamation points. Inappropriate use of ellipses. JESUS IN ALL-CAPS. (Because, naturally, if normal proper names get ONE capital letter, JESUS GETS 'EM ALL!)
"I told him im not gonna die and be Raptured"... Oh. So, you're going to stay alive on earth instead?
People, stupid is contagious, and I think I just found us our Patient Zero.
"Jesus is coming soon!"When ?"Soon !"
“There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”Matthew 16:28
Christ promised to return during his followers lifetimes. Not yours.
Jesus is a myth for idiots.
"he scoffed at me as if i was a lunatic"
You are a lunatic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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