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#270805
Sybot
It might be because you're always ranting about the Rapture, so people instinctively recoil when they hear you say 'Jesus'.
7/28/2007 11:21:15 AM
#270807
Shit. Fuck. Asshole. Do you know how many people get uncomfortable over hearing words like that? By your logic, Fuck is above all else because I know a few fucking people who get fucking "uncomfortable" when hearing that word. Feel the power of FUCK!
7/28/2007 11:21:53 AM
#270813
Ambrielle
People are uneasy in your presence because you are a FREAK! (apologies to other freaks out there; no insult intended).
7/28/2007 11:29:47 AM
#270825
Foster Disbelief
If people you love get uncomfortable when you mention jebus, maybe it isn't because his name is above all names. It could just be that they find you delusional and a bit scary.
7/28/2007 11:37:07 AM
#270830
Star Cluster
Sweetheart, I'll tell you what it is since yhour family can't. It's not that they get uncomfortable at the mention of Jesus' name. It's that they feel uncomfortable with hurting your feelings with the almost uncontrollable urge to tell you to your face you're a fuckin' loon and to please shut up.
7/28/2007 11:42:52 AM
#270858
Drakeal V2.0
Priceless username here...
7/28/2007 12:12:14 PM
#270862
Madame Scarlet
They're probably uncomfortable because every time you say his name you jizz your pants.
7/28/2007 12:17:29 PM
#270864
Madame Scarlet
Oh wait, the name suggest she's a girl. Edit function, work again!
7/28/2007 12:18:29 PM
#270905
Papabear
It sounds like your family has a much better grip on reality than you do. Maybe instead of preaching to them you should shut up and listen.
7/28/2007 12:49:09 PM
#270907
Marissa
I'm willing to bet that the only reason your family are uncomfortable with the word Jesus is because it's probably every other word you say in the 10 minute torrents of smug superiority and lame conversion attempts by fear you call conversation. *sigh*
7/28/2007 12:51:56 PM
#270919
Puck
And everyone around you is saying, Shit, Cheryl, just go somewhere and masturbate already, OK?
7/28/2007 1:09:29 PM
#270922
Mudflappus
I swear, fundies set themselves up to be ridiculed intentionally as it helps them with the "filthy rags" image their religion tells them they must maintain in order to achieve persecution and martyrdom.
7/28/2007 1:11:53 PM
#270933
Lunalelle
Spiritspeak is annoying. No one but those who believe really understand it. When you don't believe, you realize how ridiculous it sounds.
I used to be a Spiritspeaker. Now I cringe whenever I hear it.
7/28/2007 1:28:50 PM
#270952
flipper
Hate to tell you this Cherry baby, but they may be Christians and it may not be the name Jesus, but the word "Rapture" that makes them angry. You guys do tend to think that you are the only "True Christians", and many other Christian denominations think that you are nutjobs who have turned an off-the-wall scriptural misintrepretation into a major religious belief.
7/28/2007 1:51:32 PM
#270961
Max
If we were to replace the name "Jesus" with any other name that wasn't attached to a religious figure, and the word Rapture with "the coming", then we'd assume this person was a completely "batshit" psychopath.
Therefore, I see that the relationship between fundamentalism and psychotic schizophrenia is that the former is the most common form of the latter.
7/28/2007 1:58:26 PM
#270962
Max
If we were to replace the name "Jesus" with any other name that wasn't attached to a religious figure, and the word Rapture with "the coming", then we'd assume this person was a completely "batshit" psychopath.
Therefore, I see that the relationship between fundamentalism and psychotic schizophrenia is that the former is the most common form of the latter.
7/28/2007 1:58:27 PM
#270966
Bryan65
Jesus has a better P.R. staff. He doesn't need a twit like you.
7/28/2007 2:03:34 PM
#270991
Johnny
It's not that his name is so powerful, it's that you sound like a crack addict when talking about jesus. Obsessing over mythical figures is weird and you might need to be put in a mental asylum.
7/28/2007 2:29:46 PM
#270999
Frank
ALMIGHTY JESUS...WITH THE POWER TO MAKE YOU...uncomfortable.
7/28/2007 2:39:57 PM
#271016
Old Viking
Don't despair. I use HIS name a lot. Such as "Jesus Forking H. Christ on a pogo stick with flames shooting out his ass." Feel better now?
7/28/2007 2:58:21 PM
#271042
NotMe
They are uncomfortable because they are resisting the urge to say:
"won't you just shut the fuck up for just once about this rapture bullshit?!?"
7/28/2007 3:28:07 PM
#271048
Brain_In_A_Jar
Marissa nailed it. The effect is known as sensitisation, by the way.
7/28/2007 3:34:57 PM
#271077
Sophie
Oh, get a therapist.
7/28/2007 4:16:31 PM
#271095
Osiris
There's always one crazy person in the family.
7/28/2007 4:32:13 PM
#271107
John
ive had other people become very uncomfortable and uneasy in my prescence when i mention HIS name
Yeah. They think you're gonna start knocking on their doors and pestering them with Watchtowers.
7/28/2007 4:52:02 PM
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