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#270860
cool cats
Stop using the computer! Go live in a cave, and don't even try and start a fire to keep youself warm!
Afterall, God really hates it when you use your brain.
7/28/2007 12:15:56 PM
#270869
Fed Up
"you would subtlety persuade us to see the world from your perspective."
Worried that you might see the light?
7/28/2007 12:24:54 PM
#270924
Mudflappus
I'm sure God can take a week off with his mind at ease knowing you're here to speak for him. Tell me, does God prefer Cheezits or Sun Chips?
7/28/2007 1:13:54 PM
#270935
b. beau brinker
Wow, the "No Hyphen" T4C is catching up in sheer stupidity to Randy's T-4-C.
7/28/2007 1:33:03 PM
#270936
Lunalelle
God doesn't hate science. Your God created the world with its science, the way that things work. It's not a new thing. Bad bad science didn't just appear out of thin air.
7/28/2007 1:33:28 PM
#270953
Puck
So what does god approve of, other than mindless submission?
god. What a dork.
7/28/2007 1:53:14 PM
#270978
MPW
I love it when fundies make my points for me. "Science has rendered God unnecessary for the universe and for the existence of mankind."
It still surprises me how often they make their God sound feeble, apparently without intending to.
7/28/2007 2:09:13 PM
#271017
Old Viking
Not only has science rendered God superfluous,it has also invented the mentholated cough drop and silly putty.
7/28/2007 3:02:54 PM
#271057
Ich Bin Ein Berliner
As a side note, this whole internecine fighting thing is somewhat nifty with regards to fundamentalism.
"Science has rendered God unnecessary for the universe and for the existence of mankind." Yes indeedy.
7/28/2007 3:45:42 PM
#271092
Osiris
Right so how come he hasn't killed us all yet? Come on he's needed less provocation for mass slaughter before.
7/28/2007 4:30:44 PM
#271111
John
If God stopped the Tower of Babel, how come the Empire State Building is still OK? Surely God must have known the ancients couldn't build anything more than a few hundred feet tall with baked mud-brick and bitumen. Why didn't He just shake his head, roll His eyes and walk away?
7/28/2007 5:02:45 PM
#271123
anevilmeme
So tall buildings are like kryptonite to God, not to mention chariots of iron.
7/28/2007 5:14:48 PM
#271141
flipper
Yet science does exist, therefore if your omnipotent God exists, then he must approve of it, even if you don't(and he might be pissed that you are trying to put words in his mouth).
7/28/2007 5:39:39 PM
#271294
Adrian
So tall buildings are like kryptonite to God, not to mention chariots of iron.
And don't forget condoms :P
7/29/2007 12:57:07 AM
#271306
D-OveRMinD
Science has rendered God unnecessary for the universe and for the existence of mankind.
Damn, your god's a wuss.
7/29/2007 2:18:41 AM
#271606
Nameless
Lovethyneighbor: "Science has rendered God unnecessary for the universe and for the existence of mankind."
No, the universe has rendered God unnecessary, in fact God was never necessary in any way. Science is just discovering it.
John: "If God stopped the Tower of Babel, how come the Empire State Building is still OK?"
Yes, and what about the International Space Station? And the language barrier isn't really that bad these days...
That's pretty interesting, actually... Are these people taking the Tower of Babel literally and how do they manage to do that?
7/29/2007 3:50:18 PM
#271901
Angel Kaida
Er? I thought your God was omnipotent. How precisely are men using their abilities to achieve that which "threatens" Him?
7/30/2007 10:35:52 AM
#271962
NonProphet
Heh, Tower of Babel...
Ever heard of skyscrapers, kid?
Also, your particular badly-translated version of that particular oft-edited and incomplete religious text is not evidence for anything. If your (or my) God(s) personally tells me otherwise, I'll reconsider. Fair enough?
7/30/2007 2:46:03 PM
#271980
anonymous
I'm seeing two basic points in that posts:
1) Bible stories are ridiculous.
2) God is not necessary for the universe or for the existence of mankind.
I think the atheists in that forum are just toying with the Christians.
7/30/2007 3:59:08 PM
#273546
BlackWolfe
So... is LoveThyNeighbor a troll or not? Because I agree with posters in other threads based on LTN's gems - either he's the funniest Poe ever, or a very frightening person.
8/4/2007 11:52:43 AM
#274254
ddovala
Neither lovethyneighbor NOR follower are poes. I post on that site a lot. They are legit.
Btw, she's referring to me in that post.
8/6/2007 6:08:03 PM
#278788
Matilde
In that case, be consequent and don't use this computer, won't you?. And don't blame him for being what you're not, INTELLIGENT.
8/21/2007 4:09:05 PM
#403332
Darwin's Lil Girl
Of course God doesn't approve of this. Those who don't exist can't pass judgement.
2/10/2008 9:06:34 AM
#1205998
PD
"you would subtlety persuade us to see the world from your perspective"
Ring a bell?
9/11/2010 10:22:53 PM
#1206039
Justanotheratheist
God is unnecessary. Simple as that.
9/11/2010 11:39:16 PM
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