Adolf Hitler is was a member of the Illuminati, a part of the group the Thule Society, and wasn't a strict adheranent to Christianity. History is written by the victors, and the victors of that war was the Illuminati, who got to write a whole bunch of text books claiming he was a Christian, because he must have gone to church once and a while, and quoted Scripture.
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So, Hitler somehow traveled back in time to join the Illuminati, which disbanded in the 1700s? That's uh, interesting. Then again, this is from GoodNewsJournalist, who is quite obviously psychotic.
"Adolf Hitler is was a member of the Illuminati..."
Bzzzt! I'm sorry, but as the Illuminati are not real, no one, neither you, me nor Hitler, can be nor could have been a member of the Illuminati. Thanks for playing. Here's your Rice-o-roni.
Blah blah blah blah Illumiinati....
Blah blah blah blah New World Order.....
Blah blah blah blah secret alien underground bases......
Blah blah blah blah government conspiracy.....
Praise the lord!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny shit.
"...books claiming he was a Christian, because he must have gone to church once and a while, and quoted Scripture."
Oh, like Bush?
The whole point is moot. Back and good people have been christians, hindu and secular.
This is a very strange "guilt by association argument" that I only hear from Americans (not meaning of couse that all Americans do it). You really need to stop with that nonsense.
Yes and he was also a member of the Elders of Zion, the Trilateral Commision, the Vatican, Opus Dei and he had time to be the Loch Ness Monster on weekends.
I don't know what's more contradictory. A)that he was an illuminati, but nonetheless he lost the war, even if the war was won by the illuminati. B)not being a Christian, he went to church and quoted scripture, what for?, to spend his time?
Actually, he was a believer in something he called "positive christianity", if I recall it correctly - basically, a christianity stripped of all those weak things like charity, compassion etc., that just get in your way when you want to make war, war and war.
Y'know, just the sort of christianity you guys on the christian right seems to embrace.
yeah, but hitler was mad WITH power.
He quoted scripture, Germans listened, holocaust ensued.
Um, that's the plot to the Fullmetal Alchemist Movie: Conqueror of Shamballa, minus the illuminati bullshit. Yes Hitler loved the occult, he was obsessed with it, but come on.
Dismantled, dismantled, dismantled.
Hitler hated secret societies-makes sense, since he thought the Jews ran the world , making them a secret society , and only joined the Thule Society to dismantle it.
Like the judge from Roger Rabbit buying up San Fransisco's streetcar line just to take it apart.
And who wrote that Hitler was a Christian? Why, none other then Hitler himself!
Google, mouth-breather: it's not fucking difficult to use!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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