Richard Dickwawd he is Stupid Poop, Caca head, Guwano face, Raveoli Maccaroni, meat dog, Dipshit, SaurCunt, chili whenie, booger roast, lard underpit, stinky skunk, pee U like funk, Ugly beast from the east, Nobody CARES what he thinks, He's a lier underfire, WHERE! with Lucifur that's were he is. Man lost in his own illusions from ignorance! British or England he talks jibberesh. I agree 100% with Kent Hovind he's innocent he's holy. Soon God will come near and all this will be over.
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Ooh, the 'booger roast' eloquence is really going to convince people that your reasoned arguement is correct. The will to convert is completely overcoming me.
And Kent Hovind is in jail for tax fraud. But then I suppose your religion has a long history of money swindles and lying, so that does elevate him amongst your ranks.
Fuckwit.
So eloquent.
Or did I mean effluent?
Dawkins talks jibberish?
You entire post is jibberish, which, employing fundie logic, must prove evolution as you are using some sort of monkey language.
Funny how one can attack one of the most brilliant people in the world with this kind of utter stupidity.
Feels like the Poles who attacked the German Panzers with lances from horseback.
As for HiFi, you should go back and ask one of the gentlemen in white coats to give you another shot.
I nominate HiFiFoxxy as the official fundy mouthpiece.
?e raises fundie credibility almost to zero, and is poetic as well.
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
No really I shot milk out my nose. You know, because it's third grade recess!
What is "British or England"?
"Lard underpit" is maybe the funniest insult ever, and I plan to stop arguments with it.
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! This is the funniest quote I have read on this site for ages, possibly since I started visiting. Chili whenie? Dare I even ask what that means? Booger roast? Lard underpit? I'm going to print this out, frame it, and send it to Mr. Dawkins with a big bow. I'm sure he'll be just as amused as we are, if not more.
Freeboy- please don't propergate that myth. The single attack by Polish lancers was aginst exposed German infantry, and was fantastically sucessful. Look it up on wikipedia. I understand you may not actually have known this, but please remeber, and also please know this- facing the two largest armies the world had ever seen with out-of date weaponry (exept their light tanks- which the Germans stole and used in their own panzer divisions), the Poles, who were not mobalised, had no air force and, as you said, still used cavalry put a stupendous fight, both in defence of their own country and the rest of the world in the Polish expeditionary force. In many ways Poland is one of the saddest countries in the world.
After centuries of oppression by its big neighbours, it finally got independence, of its own back. It invented the first real welfare state- in the 17th century, and was proptly invade by Russia- still using Serfs. Napoleon almost recreated it in the early 19th century, and he used Polish cavalry to great effect, and had a Polish marshal, one of the only non-French Marshals- but he lost and they were seperated into Russia, Austria and Prussia.
Finally Poland was given independence after WW1- only to be immediately attacked by Leninist Russia.
But Poland won.
And then, finally it tried desperately, in spite of its 'allies' Britain and France who wouldn't let it defend itself, because they had the delusion that they could avoid war with Hitler if they didn't provoke him, to defend itself. And was no longer independent.
Then it regained its independence in 1944, with the Warsaw revolt, only for America and Britain to turn blind eyes, and the Soviets to wait for the Germans to finish off the troublemakers. And it was again under the rule of the Russians.
Finally in 1989, the Polish were the first in the USSR to revolt, to break away. And ever since they have been independent- for that brief 20 years in its history.
Poor Poland.
Oh...my...gawd. This is just... well, it's...it's...gosh, I don't know what this is. The next time someone offends me, I'll call them stupid poop and see what happens. Oh, wait. This is the perfect opportunity. Hey, Praetyre, you are stupid poop!
Well, if nobody pays attention to him, why is he a best seller?, moreover, why are you bothering to call him names, while trying to absolve a real thief?
Bypassing the obvious "What the fuck" reaction - Richard Dawkins may be kind of a dick with his beliefs, but his scientific background is undeniable. Kent Hovind is wrong, period, whether or not you choose to be wrong with him.
"...Stupid Poop, Caca head, Guwano face, Raveoli..."
"British or England he talks jibberesh."
I know highly polished mirror usually goes to "Evolution takes faith. Religion =Science" type shit... but I can't help but feel:
Highly Polish Shiny Object?
Fnerbly wop-wop quazzlethaster haburpum. Doffley gnepno shrogbrick dleezle bnempo, swegdwork glepzy. Dierzish, slabnum dnatzny flegmer plaziff, slerble tweznovonk. Zleeky tweznip.
And remember: Chumble spuzz.
Dude, I so totally 'debated' with this person back when they were on youtube.
I met her, and I dealt with BOTH of her accounts. Yeah, that's right, she attacked with two accounts. The other one was a "predatorgirl" thing.
I only figured it out when I noticed how both of the accounts would login, comment, apparently logout soon afterword, then the other would log in, comment, log out... like they were both using THE SAME COMPUTER.
The person posted the same comment on all five of my videos, which was "stupid shit from a stupid kid"... even though she was younger than me... by about two years...
Also, when I 'debated' with her about Kent, she posted comments, specifically talking to me, but not "replying" to my own comments, just posting them... like she wanted people to think she won or something.
YouTube...I'm not surprised.
Anyway, judging from your mental state Foxxy, I can see why you'd not only side with Hovind, but believe he's "innocent & holy."
Debate between fundie and rational person:
RP: I disagree with you. You have no proof to back up your claims and I just don't find any tangible reason to buy into your beliefs
Fundie: Oh yea? Well I'm right and you're just a big stupid poopie head! *sticks out tongue*
I'm guessing this person never read one word tha Dawkins wrote. He just knows that Dawkins is an atheist who supports evolution and that makes him a "Stupid Poop".
Richard Dawkins is the most eloquent writer of science and philosophy in the world today. He changed my life.
Thanks Dawk.
"Richard Dickwawd he is Stupid Poop, Caca head, Guwano face, Raveoli Maccaroni"...
then...
"he talks jibberesh."
(Palm hits face rather too hard for comfort...)
Man lost in his own illusions from ignorance!
Nyaaaaaah, takes one to know one, neener neener neener. Plbthlbthlbthbthbthbth!
"Richard Dickwawd he is Stupid Poop, Caca head, Guwano face, Raveoli Maccaroni, (...) He's a lier underfire, WHERE! with Lucifur that's were he is. (...) [and] he talks jibberesh"
Words fail (Ravioli Macaroni?). Words just fail.
You thinks Dawkins talks gibberish? There's a new device I'd like you to try called a mirror, I think it will show you someone else that talks gibberish.
EDIT: Actually, upon rereading it, I've decided this has to be a poe. Or at the very least a troll.
The mental prowess of this gentleman is staggering.
Or, ya know, not...
If nobody CARES, why write about him at all, dearie?
He talks jibberesh? Well, you ought to know; you're clearly fluent in jibberesh.
How soon is "soon", honey? It's longer than a decade, obviously. Is it this century? This millennium?
Confused?
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