you know santa claus...and how much you loved him...why cant everyone just hold onto God they way they hold on to Santa Claus as a child?
[6/30/2007 7:41:13 PM]
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I wonder how long it took this person to realize they just shot themselves in the foot.
7/7/2007 3:19:18 PM
7/7/2007 3:57:45 PM
7/7/2007 6:29:02 PM
I agree with this man!
7/8/2007 12:15:28 PM
oh oh spagetti-ohs!!!!
7/8/2007 12:45:42 PM
Santa gave me presents.
The Easter Bunny gave me chocolate.
The Tooth Fairy gave me money.
God gave me fuck-all.
7/8/2007 7:21:14 PM
Oh come on you guys, there's no proof santa DOESN'T exist. rofl
7/8/2007 9:24:45 PM
So you admit that a naive belief in God is rather childish?
It's refreshing to see someone like you admit that, Faith. Unfortunately, I think we're all out of grownup alphabet blocks.
7/8/2007 9:26:17 PM
Reality's a bitch aint it!
(Oh and do we have to sit on God's knee and tell him if we've been good or bad?)
- The reason Santa's so jolly is he knows where all the bad girls live! George Carlin.
So why's God a cranky old fart?
7/8/2007 10:31:17 PM
Oh, I love it when they make it easy.
11/11/2007 12:26:56 PM
Heh. I think you answered your own question there.
11/11/2007 1:27:51 PM
There is more "evidence" for the existence of Santa Claus then their is for your gawd!
11/11/2007 2:55:40 PM
The Tooth Fairy
Santa Claus is dead.
11/11/2007 2:56:44 PM
I don't remember ever believing in Santa Clause. :/
11/11/2007 4:28:08 PM
I want to pay a homeless guy to change his name to Santa Clause and send him to live in the Arctic.
For some reason, the idea of making a widespread lie that much more convoluted puts a smile on my face.
11/11/2007 4:45:13 PM
As a matter of fact, many of us do hold on to a belief in God as children.
And exactly as we do for Santa Claus, many of us eventually grow out of it.
2/2/2008 9:51:05 PM
"when I was a child I thought as a child....."
2/2/2008 10:09:30 PM
"Man ripping of his genitalia to proove thier existence"
Faith - 2007
2/2/2008 11:02:11 PM
When I was born, my RC grandparents gave me a small bible, I guess something they did in the old country for babies or something. Being somewhat advanced of intellect, I started reading it, comprehensively, at the age of 2. By 3, I had dismissed it as irrational twaddle, and went back to watching cartoons. I stopped believing in Santa when I was 9. So...you're all-powerful skydaddy can't even convince a toddler who thinks Spider-Man is real that He actually exists. Some omnipotent deity you've got there.
2/27/2011 11:02:38 AM
why cant everyone just hold onto God they way they hold on to Santa Claus as a child?
a) I am an adult now. Not a child anymore.
b) Even as a child, I didn't 'believe' in Santa Claus. I was fully aware that Santa at the mall is nothing but a student in costume. But that didn't stop me to have fun in this whole christmas thing.
2/27/2011 11:33:31 AM
Do we really need to say it....?
Because we ain't children anymore, dumbass.
2/28/2011 3:06:51 AM
2/28/2011 7:52:24 AM
I agree entirely.
As a child, I believed in Santa Claus. Then I grew up and learned to think for myself and see him as the fantasy that he is.
As a child, I believed in God. Then I grew up and learned to think for myself and see him as the fantasy that he is.
2/28/2011 8:18:59 AM
we choose not to retain the mental mindset of children.
2/28/2011 8:57:05 AM
"you know santa claus...and how much you loved him...why cant everyone just hold onto God they way they hold on to Santa Claus as a child?"
So - since 1931 - God is purely an invention of the Coca-Cola* Company? Gotcha.
*- Before then, Santa Claus was always portrayed wearing either yellow & white, or green & white. But Coca-Cola - for their 1931 Xmas promotion - commissioned artist Haddon Sundblom to visualise him wearing the company's corporate colours. As said adverts was such a massive hit, the image of him in red & white became ingrained in the public's imagination forever. Ergo, Coca-Cola invented the modern Santa Claus as we know him today. QED.
Kinda makes you think eh, 'Faith'...?
2/28/2011 9:40:19 AM