1 2 3
#255337
Madame Scarlet
I'm sorry, what was that? I was too busy fornicating to hear.
6/26/2007 5:13:11 PM
#255342
Osiris
But then how does one commit murder in solitude?
6/26/2007 5:17:38 PM
#255347
szena
Solitude is a breeding ground for sin.
That's why Randy jerks off right in front of teenaged girls.
6/26/2007 5:25:25 PM
#255354
Gadren
"Those teenage girls are so vulnerable to temptation, with their soft skin and silky hair ... *mouthbreathes*"
6/26/2007 5:35:12 PM
#255356
Upallnite
If you can't trust yourself, who can you trust?
6/26/2007 5:37:36 PM
#255366
Old Viking
Of course God knows. Sex is an obsession with him.
6/26/2007 6:08:50 PM
#255368
The Watcher
Quote me chapter and verse, please.
6/26/2007 6:14:03 PM
#255371
muters
Yeah, good luck with that marriage.
6/26/2007 6:20:16 PM
#255377
BurntBush
What if I just want to fuck her?
6/26/2007 6:46:24 PM
#255385
Beccs
You want the girls to save themselves for you, right, Randy?
6/26/2007 7:05:26 PM
#255414
Mr Smith
Solitude is a breeding ground for sin.
I'm almost scared to ask this but here goes. What the hell does Bro Randy get up to when he is all by himself?
6/26/2007 8:19:40 PM
#255415
fromdownunder
Uuummm.. correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this essentially from the Qur'an?
Norm
6/26/2007 8:23:14 PM
#255417
Questionablekristina
No physical contact or alone time? But how am I supposed to make out and do other blasphemous asks with my date with my parents watching?
6/26/2007 8:33:53 PM
#255421
anevilmeme
What flavor kook-aid are you serving this week?
6/26/2007 8:55:29 PM
#255432
JM
Big Brother God award?
6/26/2007 10:00:20 PM
#255442
LT. Fred
I've said it before and I'll say it again-Bro Randy is the best excuse for the immediate and summary use of the death penalty I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Snipers!
6/26/2007 10:34:48 PM
#255446
Mike
Randy is a lonely, lonely man...
6/26/2007 10:49:48 PM
#255447
BoxerShorts
I've never had sex with a virgin in my life, and I don't plan on starting with my hypothetical future wife.
I figure any woman in my age bracket who's still a virgin is either a fundie or has something equally disturbing wrong with her, and way, no thanks.
6/26/2007 10:50:02 PM
#255452
Viva
And here i thought that feeling "tempted" be you prospective future wife or husband, was a good thing in a relationship.
6/26/2007 11:23:27 PM
#255464
Melf
Not so much Big Brother, more Huxley's World Controllers. Eugh.
6/27/2007 12:12:22 AM
#255470
Osiris
@ Melf: Yeah but those guys wanted us to have recreational sex. With as many people as possible too.
6/27/2007 12:24:34 AM
#255477
Redhunter
Sounds like god is a fucking pervert. Maybe he could devote some time to, oh I don't know, pick any ole current, long-going war and/or genocide out of a hat. Fixing at least one of them would do a helluva lot more good then watching virgins clumsily grope each other in a parked car. But what do I know? Oh yeah, more than god apparantly. I can recognize what he considers an "evil", unfortunately I'm a mere mortal without magic powers. Oh Superman, we need you more than ever!
6/27/2007 12:47:22 AM
#255478
DFox
Yes do not touch your date! Touching is icky and spreads germs! How do you think guys get cooties??
6/27/2007 12:52:54 AM
#255487
Prager
I haven't decided which is more pathetic, BR's claims to being an expert on interpersonal relationships or the people who follow his every word.
6/27/2007 1:22:03 AM
#255489
Welcome to the Victorian Era.
6/27/2007 1:29:54 AM
1 2 3