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#254848
Weather
You need to go and work on your grammar, you sound like a caveman.
Weather
6/25/2007 11:42:47 PM
#254855
Sideshow Bob
Final Fantasy Tactics award for bad grammar in a religious vein.
Also, what does weather have to do with evolution?
6/25/2007 11:51:59 PM
#254857
Sideshow Bob
Not you, Weather, I mean the other kind. Also, "Proffesor Daravon award" would work if people could get the reference.
6/25/2007 11:52:50 PM
#254868
LadyBaird
No no, darling, the ele's aren't saying anything about the weather. They just tend to set you on fire. >:)
Oh, wait.. elevolutionist. Yeah, you don't have to worry about them. They don't exist. "Evolutionists," on the other hand, do exist; you don't have to worry about them, though, they have no interest in your weather.
6/26/2007 12:02:46 AM
#254869
Osiris
It seems that this post is a non-sequiter mashed inside another non-sequiter.
6/26/2007 12:03:14 AM
#254878
Redhunter
You DON'T know god is true, no one does.
The state of animals and the weather affected you the same way it affected your atheist, mulim and jewish neighbours.
And lastly, how come "god is working" and "sometimes it is hard to see him work" is uncannily identical to Nothing Happening At All?
6/26/2007 12:22:59 AM
#254895
Normally, that is called "nature". I don't mind if YOU call it God, but I do mind you telling everyone else that this is proof positive of an omnicient God.
6/26/2007 12:50:43 AM
#254896
Burning Stake
Oops, me above...
When will the editing board be fixed, does anyone know?
6/26/2007 12:51:52 AM
#254897
ABeastOfPrey
Dude, I don't think those kids meant "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" literally.
6/26/2007 12:56:51 AM
#254912
Prager
Fundamentalist aguments in support of thier god always seem to make him/her/it smaller and smaller.
6/26/2007 1:38:53 AM
#254927
Q
I stopped being an elevolutionist when I heard about twelvolution.
I never did find out whether elevolution was the same as climatology or meteorology?
6/26/2007 2:28:04 AM
#254942
Razark
Seriously, are you folks even trying any more? What is it you're trying to say? Did you figure out what you wanted to say and the run it through babelfish? Repeatedly?
I work tech support for a company that has customers all over the world. I see this every day. "I am Bravo to accustom in computer IP, but but task United States antenna Italy rows badly time!" Random words strung together does not a valid argument make. Do you just sit there and drool on the damn keyboard and let the slobber type for you? Do you people put any sort of thought into what you do? Does the idea of trying to understand something before you try to discredit it just not occur?
Oh, yeah. One other thing. The theory of evolution covers one subject. Only one subject. It's not the Grand Unified Theory of Everything and Everything Else like you seem to think it is.
Cheese! Waffles! Dog! If evolution was true, then beer rodent grass burp neck limes gerbil!
Hey. So that's why you do it. That was fun.
6/26/2007 2:46:40 AM
#254955
Your whole argument is ridiculous. That animals live shorter or longer is a proof that the fittest of all works, not the other way round. And concerning the weather, it's obvious that after Hurricane Katrina you have no idea what it means "control". Go study real science and stop sprouting nonsense.
6/26/2007 3:00:06 AM
#254960
Mr Smith
Hello? Emergency Services? Hi, I'd like to report a train wreck. It seems that Taylor43's post has collided with another paragraph coming the other way.
There's grammer everywhere!
6/26/2007 3:47:44 AM
#254973
Thundersqueaks
My cat has a longer life expectency than my hampster--therefore god exists. LOL!
Flawless fundie logic.
6/26/2007 4:33:58 AM
#254986
Robbie
EVOLUTIONISTS ARE NOT METEOROLOGISTS!
Sorry to shout, but God damn it!
6/26/2007 5:12:45 AM
#255005
Øyvind
Anyone else love how 'evolutionist' has become a collective term used to describe every scientist who disagrees with the fundies?
Oh, and Taylor? Global warming is real, driving into overdrive by humans, and dangerous.
6/26/2007 5:46:35 AM
#255015
Panz
Science?! We don't need no steenking Science!
6/26/2007 5:59:26 AM
#255022
Doctor Whom
You're right. My pets live longer or shorter, too. Therefore, Allah is working. Subhan Allah!
6/26/2007 6:16:20 AM
#255033
BurntBush
Shouldn't you be out on a city street somewhere pissing on the sidewalk?
6/26/2007 6:23:26 AM
#255052
Sideshow Bob
New item for the Christian Apologetics Do-Not-Use list: Any argument for Yahweh God that could logically also be used to support the existence of Pelor, unless it's a lead-in to Jesus himself. It just doesn't work well.
6/26/2007 7:22:36 AM
#255063
Sideshow Bob
New item for the Christian Apologetics Do-Not-Use list: Any argument for Yahweh God that could logically also be used to support the existence of Pelor, unless it's a lead-in to Jesus himself. It just doesn't work well.
6/26/2007 7:38:19 AM
#255072
Darwin
Taylor43? Is he advertising his IQ?
6/26/2007 7:53:35 AM
#255080
Count Spatula
"Cloudy skies with a 100% chance of stupid" award
6/26/2007 8:09:57 AM
#255085
Robbie
Sideshow Bob's reference was to Dungeons and Dragons, in case you're curious.
6/26/2007 8:18:45 AM
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