I know God word is true. I have animals and pets who live longer or shorter. And the weather yes it is a stormy summer but not severe like the elevolutionists says. God is working. Someimes it is hard to see him at work but God is always in control.
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Final Fantasy Tactics award for bad grammar in a religious vein.
Also, what does weather have to do with evolution?
Not you, Weather, I mean the other kind. Also, "Proffesor Daravon award" would work if people could get the reference.
No no, darling, the ele's aren't saying anything about the weather. They just tend to set you on fire. >:)
Oh, wait.. elevolutionist. Yeah, you don't have to worry about them. They don't exist. "Evolutionists," on the other hand, do exist; you don't have to worry about them, though, they have no interest in your weather.
You DON'T know god is true, no one does.
The state of animals and the weather affected you the same way it affected your atheist, mulim and jewish neighbours.
And lastly, how come "god is working" and "sometimes it is hard to see him work" is uncannily identical to Nothing Happening At All?
Seriously, are you folks even trying any more? What is it you're trying to say? Did you figure out what you wanted to say and the run it through babelfish? Repeatedly?
I work tech support for a company that has customers all over the world. I see this every day. "I am Bravo to accustom in computer IP, but but task United States antenna Italy rows badly time!" Random words strung together does not a valid argument make. Do you just sit there and drool on the damn keyboard and let the slobber type for you? Do you people put any sort of thought into what you do? Does the idea of trying to understand something before you try to discredit it just not occur?
Oh, yeah. One other thing. The theory of evolution covers one subject. Only one subject. It's not the Grand Unified Theory of Everything and Everything Else like you seem to think it is.
Cheese! Waffles! Dog! If evolution was true, then beer rodent grass burp neck limes gerbil!
Hey. So that's why you do it. That was fun.
Your whole argument is ridiculous. That animals live shorter or longer is a proof that the fittest of all works, not the other way round. And concerning the weather, it's obvious that after Hurricane Katrina you have no idea what it means "control". Go study real science and stop sprouting nonsense.
Hello? Emergency Services? Hi, I'd like to report a train wreck. It seems that Taylor43's post has collided with another paragraph coming the other way.
There's grammer everywhere!
Anyone else love how 'evolutionist' has become a collective term used to describe every scientist who disagrees with the fundies?
Oh, and Taylor? Global warming is real, driving into overdrive by humans, and dangerous.
Elevolutionists (whom I assume are people who believe that, given time, an elevator will rise) say nothing about weather. The lifespan of your domestic animals has nothing to do with anything in this discussion. (Might as well say, "I have some socks that are blue and others that are black" because it fits just as well.) You have said absolutely nothing, so stop wasting bandwidth.
Sideshow Bob:
Wait... Because some animals live for a short time and some live for a long time, God exists?
I think my brain just had a seizure trying to escape this crap.
My snake will (presumably) live longer than my cat. The serpent who crawls on her belly will probably outlive everything in my house, myself included. Since serpents are representative of evil, score one for Satan!
Weather, eh. Okay. Tonights forecast: Dark, followed by continuing dark, clearing by morning. The darkness in your brain, however, is likely to remain for quite some time.
Also, what does weather have to do with evolution? Evolution = science.
Therefore,
See?
Confused?
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