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Unlike those people who define "anti-Semitism" as ethnic bigotry, I define it as opposition to or ridicule of actual Jewish religious beliefs. If you ever reidicule the Jewish G-d or His Torah I can assure you I will request your expulsion from this forum as an anti-Semite. And I mean it.

Zionist Conspirator, Free Republic 29 Comments [6/25/2007 11:00:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Thomas Paine
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#254865
LadyBaird

*bangs her head repeatedly against a (shockingly convenient) brick wall*

YOUR BLOODY BIBLE IS HALF FROM THE JEWISH FAITH!

*cough* Sorry for that outburst. But, really, the Old Testament is almost the same for both religions, right (almost because of translating errors and all)? Jesus was Jewish; the only difference between Jewish and Catholic people is that one group thinks Jesus was their savior, the other still thinks that person's yet to come. Just how frickin' hard is it for fundies to understand this?

Not getting into the whole "Jewish God" versus the "Christian God" bit, either... to be totally honest, that's Old Testament versus the New Testament. Really... Old Testament would win. Hands down. Just... *smite "other" God* "I win."

6/26/2007 12:01:24 AM

#254867
Osiris

In that case do you ridicule the Old Testament. It's basically the same thing.

6/26/2007 12:02:12 AM

#254879
Redhunter

Well that sounds like the words of someone without much certainty in their faith. I would think that if your beliefs are so self-evident and concrete that opposition or ridicule would be as water off of a ducks back.

I don't know anybody who would willingly put up with that kind of e-dictatorship.

6/26/2007 12:27:56 AM

#254950
Matilde

One, never ridicule a belief. I think I would have lots to ridicule in your redneck Protestant Christianity. You can critisise, with good arguments, but not ridiculise. Second, modern day Jewish hold the same beliefs than 2000 years ago and 5000. If you do it, apart from being an ignorant asshole, you're ridiculising the origins of your beliefs, and since you are so fond of quoting the OT, your the master of contradiction.

6/26/2007 2:53:23 AM

#254957
Freboy

MY GAAWD! Pleease let me stay in the forum.

6/26/2007 3:23:23 AM

#254962
Mr Smith

While all Jewish people are semites, not all semites are Jews.

6/26/2007 3:52:36 AM

#254974
Phil

If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.

6/26/2007 4:35:08 AM

#254975
Praetyre

This is even stricter than my definition of anti semitism, which is;
Any fundamental criticism of Israel's existence
Any hatred of Jews
Any hatred of the Jewish religion as a whole.
Any suggestion that Jews did something when there is no evidence they did.

6/26/2007 4:43:54 AM

#255020
Doctor Whom

Gotta love the Freepers. One of them once called me an anti-Semite for pointing out that insects have six legs. Yet they're constantly yammering about how it's the evil lie-berals who are trying to take away viewpoint diversity.

6/26/2007 6:12:40 AM

#255036
anevilmeme

Oh... aren't you a big tough internet bully?

6/26/2007 6:31:48 AM

#255065
Delirium

I think this might be a troll.

6/26/2007 7:42:50 AM

#255093
Nekhbet

Mr. Smith, Judaism is a religion more so than a race. Jews tend to be physically indistinguishable from local non jewish populations. Cases in point there are native Chinese Jews andwho can forget the ever popular Falasha of Ethiopia

6/26/2007 8:42:46 AM

#255109
Thomas Paine

Zionist Conspirator is a Noachide, not a Christian.

6/26/2007 9:08:05 AM

#255135
Viva

Is there a "gestapo award"

6/26/2007 10:13:44 AM

#255144
Dave

Why do jewish people put a hyphen in 'god'? I mean, it's more annoying than christians capitalizing the word.

Fuck Moses and fuck that backward religion. :D

6/26/2007 10:27:08 AM

#255151
NonProphet

Doctor Whom:
They called you an anti-Semite for pointing out the difference between OT insects and real insects?

Please tell me you're kidding.

6/26/2007 10:30:19 AM

#255171
Doctor Whom

NonProphet: If only I were kidding.

6/26/2007 10:51:49 AM

#255195
flipper

Gee, doesn't sound very "free" over there, does it? It sounds like Zionist Conspirator is (horrors) a Semitic Nazi?

6/26/2007 11:40:34 AM

#255213
Puck

Kill the jewish god, he's an asshole.

He has spawned waaay too many human assholes, and done some incredible damage to normal people.

Semitic Nazis...isn't it awesome how quickly the wheel of history turns...from the Warsaw ghetto to the Gaza, the game is the same, but the victims became the oppressors. The Zionists found their very own Untermenschen to step on.

6/26/2007 12:11:43 PM

#255221
Berny

Dictionary.com defines Semite as follows:
- a member of any of various ancient and modern peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including the Akkadians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs.

That means antisemitism is also synonymous with anti-Arab.
I know you don't want to hear it but it doesn't make it any less true.

6/26/2007 12:22:54 PM

#255265
agentCDE

oooh I'm so scared of the big internet bully and his redefinition project

6/26/2007 1:52:26 PM

#255288
Old Viking

I have the same regard for all gods.

6/26/2007 2:35:45 PM

#255301
Brian X

Well... good thing I'm not a Freeper, then, because I'm not much of a fan of Jewish doctrine either.

Hell, I was trying to explain the concept of Holy Communion to my nephew yesterday, and somehow managed to only mention Moses once... Jews, for the most part, are great people who have had to put up with way more shit in their history than anyone, anywhere, deserves. But that doesn't mean some of them can't be fundie pricks just as much as a Muslim or a Christian.

6/26/2007 3:16:48 PM

#255304
Brian X

Praetyre:

I'm afraid I have to disagree with you on your first point there -- you will get a fairly wide spectrum on Israel's right to exist even from those with no Jew-hate whatsoever. (Me personally? I think it has a right to exist, but given the current intertwining of religious and secular authorities in civil matters and a level of borderline-American boneheadedness in their internal and foreign policies, I should think many Jews secretly find their current state to be mildly embarrassing. I don't think they do though.)

6/26/2007 3:19:36 PM

#255361
Sophie

Oh for fuck's SAKE - the Old Testament is part of the Jewish holy books, and Jesus himself was a Jew, as was Mary, and Joseph.

Christianity is more an offshoot of Judaism - yes, it's a seperate religion, but it *is*, for the most part, derived from Judaism.

6/26/2007 5:48:51 PM
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