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On the gay issue. As I travel this country I see that almost half the so called educated men of this country under the age of 30 call them selves "metrosexuals". Now there is a lot of discussion on what that means and after meeting thousands of so called MS's here what I find they all have in common; they are gay men who either are too afraid to try sex with a dude or who's mother, wife or girl friend will not let them. Most are Opra deciples and spend twice as much time on the computer as they do outside.

jf23, Tennessean.com  41 Comments [6/12/2007 7:26:52 AM]
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#249879
Ummu

...or they are following the age-old tradition of men of the upper classes using proper grooming habits.

6/12/2007 7:30:58 AM
#249881
Doctor Whom

Try "meeting" them in places other than highway rest stops, and your view might change.

6/12/2007 7:35:49 AM
#249883
Darwin

Um, let's see...

Uh...

[size=12]WRONG!!![/size]

6/12/2007 7:36:40 AM
#249886


You're conclusion is based on stupidity and stereotypes. If they want to have sex, their mothers are not going to stop them(no more than the fathers and society), and, if they're not attracted to women, they'll have no girlfriend or wife, to begin with. Moreover, they're not going to go public about their sexuality and later on to conceal it.

6/12/2007 7:38:55 AM
#249887


You're conclusion is based on stupidity and stereotypes. If they want to have sex, their mothers are not going to stop them(no more than the fathers and society), and, if they're not attracted to women, they'll have no girlfriend or wife, to begin with. Moreover, they're not going to go public about their sexuality and later on to conceal it.

6/12/2007 7:38:56 AM
#249897
Suave

Stereotype much?

6/12/2007 7:56:14 AM
#249908
Sybot

How many stereotypes did he throw together to make this?

6/12/2007 8:16:39 AM
#249912


"........either are too afraid to try sex with a guy.........". If they're so afraid, why feeling attracted to them, to begin with?, are they going to grow horns or have spots in their faces?

6/12/2007 8:26:26 AM
#249927
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Silly me! All this time, I thought it was just about fashion. Well, good thing we have intellectuals from Tennessee to set us "straight."

6/12/2007 9:00:31 AM
#249952
papabear

As I travel this country, I see very few men calling themselves "metrosexuals." What I see is one internet dinkwad making stuff up.

6/12/2007 10:06:01 AM
#249965
BurntBush

Have you even been out of your yard?

6/12/2007 10:16:06 AM
#249983
John

Another redneck crying sour grapes because the young guys with the Porsches and the Zegna suits are nailing all the best looking women ...

6/12/2007 11:23:49 AM
#249985
Osiris

As long as there has been an upper class there have been vain men who care about what they were as well as their looks.

6/12/2007 11:25:40 AM
#249989
Chan

I spend twice as much time on one computer or another as I do outside. This hasn't warped my sexuality any, but I do have to fight against the onset of obesity.

Who the hell coined the term "metrosexual," and has anyone actually claimed that title for themselves? The first time I heard it was in the '04 elections, when Mallard Fillmore (ptui!) kept smearing anyone left of Himmler with it, regardless of the fact that if you're going to appear on TV you've got to give some attention to your appearance.

6/12/2007 11:34:54 AM
#250007
Nic

Gasp! An educated man who wants to look good, yet is not gay! Scandal! I am sure most women would much prefer a stupid man who looks like crap.
-headdesk-

Also...does he mean Oprah the person or Opera the musical genre?

6/12/2007 12:09:23 PM
#250010
Szena

Going to a car race in the next county doesn't count as "traveling the country."

6/12/2007 12:19:36 PM
#250040
John

@chan: British journalist Mark Simpson, who coined it in the mid-90's to apply to soccer star Dave Beckham. Most people nowadays wouldn't use the term on themselves, though they're quick to spot it in others ;-)

6/12/2007 1:40:55 PM
#250065
Old Viking

That's simply fascinating. Moronic, but fascinating for that very reason.

6/12/2007 2:49:46 PM
#250068
Salvador

I know. You're being metrophobic!

6/12/2007 2:56:30 PM
#250091
Joshi

"Also...does he mean Oprah the person or Opera the musical genre?"


Judging by the computer line right after that, I assumed Opera the web browser.
Real men use Firefox.

6/12/2007 3:34:11 PM
#250140
The Watcher

I can't paint my house! Junior Fuck 23 stole my broadest brush!

6/12/2007 6:55:53 PM
#250193
Heather

Nomination for the "Fundie Word Redefinition Project" award

(have I got that right?)

6/12/2007 11:57:31 PM
#250204
Prager

Dear jf23,

As you travel your country, you seem to spend a lot of time hanging out in what you consider 'gay' establishments. Perhaps there is a message here for you... Hmmm?

6/13/2007 1:26:34 AM
#250215
Redhunter

Doctor Whom

Nice! That was my first thought too!

jf23: (is that a name or a motorcylce license plate) Why the hell are you so obsessed with gay or potentially gay or bi people? NOw my impression is that teh gayz wouldn't bother you quite so much if you would just stop fixating on homosexuals.

6/13/2007 1:46:08 AM
#250264
jouster

"almost half?"

Rigorous statistical back up, please. I know *nobody* who'd self-describe asa metrosexual and I live in a college town where it might be expected that they would.

"Opra deciples"

You stupid, stupid cunt

6/13/2007 6:24:54 AM
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