Atheists go out of their way to deny the truth and reject God. They are the true definition of evil and satanic! I understand why Christians would get tired of confronting Stan on a regular basis it drains your spiritual energy.
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I understand why Christians would get tired of confronting Stan on a regular basis it drains your spiritual energy. Someone give Gipper a Mana Potion.
Nah, I didn't have to go out of my way. Rejecting fairy tales is actually quite easy for anyone with a rational mind.
But I wish you'd stop confronting Stan, poor kid has enough trouble putting up with Eric Cartman.
If you're drained of spiritual energy, a.) drink a mana potion, b.) rent a room in an inn and sleep or c.) sleep with a miko.
Also, everyone knows that confronting Stan is stupid, get Shinra-sama in your party, get the Pandacrown from the Holy Well and when you encounter Stan he'll join you as Shinra-sama's servant after a cutscene.
Noobs...
Not out of our way at all. Our way's pretty happy without all those sunday detours. And it doesn't need much effort at all... none in fact.
Your god is a non-factor, or would be, if the deluded fanclub believing in it and the ancient, mysoginist, genocidal "directives" those who came up with said gawd, weren't so loud and vicious that people's rights and liberties were threatened by rapidly-breeding mouthbreathers with nukes...
Well, let's all just stay away from Stan, then, eh? Besides, the dude still owes me five bucks....
Actually, I find confronting fundie Christians to be much more draining than facing evil. Evil's so much easier to oppose. Less arguing and arm waving.
I could be a Stantinist, but I prefer being a Satinist. The commandments are prettier.
Leave poor Stan alone, he may be The Man but the guy is about 85 years old... Harrassing the elderly, is there no low the fundies won't stoop to?
Typo of the month N+1thed
looking past the mistype (I have to, the number I make on this site), if
a) fundies didn't believe the BS in sentences 1 & 2
and
b) didn't have this need to stuff their perception of the truth down everyones' throats
their spiritual energy would remain intact
Look at the post right after this one:
"Most of these boards have atheists asking very broad-based, open questions whose answers require background for their explanation. Often, the asker has no desire to really understand the issue, but just wants to use the question to attack the believer's faith. Let this happen a dozen times, with the same question and same response, and see how easy it is to have the patience to stick around."
Is that not a perfect description of what Christians do? Make threads with questions like "How can evolution take millions of years when monkeys don't live that long?"
Two potential award winners in a row. Amazing.
Who's Stan, and why is he confronted by Christians daily?
Atheists don't see any evidence for the existence of any gods. We neither deny nor reject.
Gipper, dear, don't you "reject" Shiva and Brahman?
I imagine that making your religion seem reasonable IS difficult and exhausting?
If you were capable of independent thought, I would add, "makes you think, doesn't it?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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