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Quote# 25852

Fortunately for this nation most of our intellectualoids [sic] only pen silly columns, and don't govern our people or make our laws. If they did we would all be up the creek. Our libertarian gurus would likely have us all enjoying snuff films beamed into our homes 24/7; there would be heroin sold in Kmarts, child porn delivered with the junk mail, and terrorist manuals available in our school libraries.

Bill Muehlenberg, Unbelief.org 38 Comments [5/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#242543
Mr Smith

Yeah, because the USA is a better place with the big W in charge.

5/30/2007 9:34:52 PM

#242552
CT

Just a thought... would Snuff Films include The Passion of Christ?

5/30/2007 9:58:04 PM

#242578
agentCDE

I'm not sure what an \"intellectualoids\" is, but I'm guessing it's a form of psychopath.

Thought for a moment he was trying to strawman those stupid thinky-folk, though, but we all know no one actually SMART would ever go NEAR politics. XD

5/30/2007 10:20:44 PM

#242590
Osiris

It's a full entree of fallacies.

5/30/2007 10:35:51 PM

#242944
Coffee

No, libertarians wouldn't want to do that because they're not insane control freaks like fundies are. They campaign against the illegality of consensual crimes like prostitution and drug use, and they advocate people minding their own business instead of running other people's lives.

5/31/2007 11:53:40 AM

#243029
Wet Walnuts

While I agree that libertarianism is stupid as hell, I doubt that any of the events you predict will happen anytime soon.

5/31/2007 2:49:40 PM

#243067
Mister Spak

But most of our intellectualoids are conservative, so . . .

5/31/2007 4:01:28 PM

#243290
Angel Kaida

As an ardent libertarian, I would like to say : Fuck you with a fucking hand grenade. You can just *stay* down there.

5/31/2007 8:53:00 PM

#243339
Goosey

I'll go out on a limb and predict that there'd be a hell of a lot less terrorism, drug abuse and deviant desires if people didn't live in the terrifying shadow of folk-devils constructed by people like you, Bill.

Asshole.

5/31/2007 10:03:28 PM

#243455
vichycycl

A confirmed and prayer-encouraging president is in charge (I'm told, but the news may be filtered up here in Canada).

snuff films: consumptionjunction;
heroin: now you hafta take a helluva risk, get unknown quality, and use it surreptitiously, which usually means unclean conditions;
child porn: it's here now, temporally associated with a religion of sexual repression?
terrorist manuals: Didn't Atta get his pilot's license in Georgia?

edit: confirmed Christian (I can't proofread my own very well).

6/1/2007 12:32:02 AM

#1192804
cheshirescat

Well I dunno about you guys, but I'm totally going libertarian.

8/14/2010 9:00:22 PM

#1193760
The Duelist

Aren't Fundies the ones who would become terrorists if they had any cojones?

8/17/2010 4:07:38 PM

#1342725


Terrorist manuals are freely availlable, and so is porn. Our society has not collapsed yet.

10/22/2011 8:29:11 AM
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