Because evolution doesn't work that way.
5/28/2007 3:11:30 PM
because it's illegal to perform evolution in public
5/28/2007 3:28:36 PM
How 'bout reading a science book for once instead of watching Star Wars for the 666th time?
5/28/2007 3:36:50 PM
Evolution =/= Pokémon
It's not like monkeys reach a certain level and transform into humans. That's not how the world works.
5/28/2007 3:54:34 PM
Yawn. Here we go again.
We are still evolving. All living things are still evolving. We are NOT perfectly adapted, although we are doing a pretty good job of altering our environment to suit us. Any other questions?
And stop with the txt spk!!
5/28/2007 4:17:02 PM
I nominate this for the \"Learned about Evolution from watching Pokemon\" award.
5/28/2007 4:18:38 PM
This guy has got to be a joke. Or ten years old. Or a ten-year-old joke.
5/28/2007 4:38:32 PM
You rode to school on the short bus, huh?
5/28/2007 4:42:34 PM
.... Excuse me while I go bang my head on the desk.
PEOPLE. DID. NOT. COME. FROM. \"MONKEY'S\"!
anti-nonsense, I'm with you on that.
5/28/2007 4:49:22 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
\" ... why don't we eveolve today? IN PUBLIC..\"
Because modesty forbids.
5/28/2007 5:25:26 PM
Once again the old \"if we came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys around\" argument. Why do fundies gripe about teaching evolution? It's obvious they never learn it anyway.
5/28/2007 5:45:32 PM
Evolution takes millions of years over time, stupid.
Maybe it's just that everyone is evolving except you.
5/28/2007 5:58:16 PM
What. The. Hell?
5/28/2007 6:11:05 PM
Why are people sooo stupid when it comes to evolution?>
5/28/2007 6:28:23 PM
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. Why do people think animals evolve overnight?
5/28/2007 7:39:08 PM
Evolve in public? Have you no decency, sir?
5/28/2007 7:51:39 PM
Evolve in public? Wow dude, you are one kinky monkey!
5/28/2007 8:43:38 PM
I only evolve with my wife behind a closed door. As is fitting for an atheist, I was unevolved when I met her and so was she.
None of our children will be allowed to evolve before they meet a mate of MY choosing.
5/28/2007 8:51:42 PM
I like the part about the scientists checking their animals every day to see if they have evolved yet.
5/28/2007 9:41:28 PM
Anti-evolutionists hate Darwinian natural selection and what they call 'macro-' evolution, or mutation introducing new alleles. The real problem is they do it separately. If they put them together they would see that:
Evolution happens only when the organisms with the less advantageous alleles...are you ready...DIE.
Natural Selection means DEATH.
When a phenotype (a species' DNA expressed in the living) is out-competed or doesn't adapt to environmental change and dies, it does not pass on its alleles. The phenotype that did mutate in a way that made them more competitive or better adapted to the new environment will have more babies.
That's why you never see an organism evolve: individuals don't evolve, the genotype evolves.
If you're going to flame a branch of science for what it says, don't you think you should first find out what it says?
5/28/2007 9:44:09 PM
Because in multi-cellular creature like us, it takes thousands if not millions of years. PWND.
5/28/2007 10:13:00 PM
Evolution comes as a process of natural selection and survival of the fittest. Animals with fit traits survive and reproduce. Over many generations, speciation occurs.
5/28/2007 10:52:20 PM
... please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll ...
5/28/2007 11:46:59 PM
I gots my edumacation from Nintendo!
5/31/2007 5:03:22 AM
Pokemon is not science, Goodnight.
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