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Quote# 25750

[Or that a human was ever a seman and an egg ... neither of which look anymore human then a lobster.]

Have you seen a lobser? I look nothing like a lobster. As far as I know I wasn't an egg. I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

wayne230, hannity 93 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#239013
MilkyWay

Is he for real???
Actually, don't answer that. I don't think I want to know.

5/27/2007 4:15:15 PM

#239029
anti-nonsense

this has GOT to be Poe.

On the off-chance it's not.....go back to 3rd grade, foo!

5/27/2007 4:25:06 PM

#239035
icecold

me brains, they bleed.

5/27/2007 4:30:01 PM

#239037
McB

ouch

5/27/2007 4:30:40 PM

#239038
D Laurier

Your ignorance of basic biology is astounding.
Please repeat grade 5

5/27/2007 4:30:55 PM

#239039
vichycycl

My parents lied to me? *sob*

5/27/2007 4:31:02 PM

#239054
Sophomore

I haven't seen a lobster nor have I seen you, so I cannot judge your resemblance to one.

5/27/2007 4:39:59 PM

#239055
Jim

Oh dear...

Humanity is doomed.

5/27/2007 4:40:32 PM

#239056
ZugTheMegasaurus

This can not be real. If it is, my brain is going to start leaking out my eyes.

5/27/2007 4:40:40 PM

#239108
Laurel

Your mama laid an egg, Cretin.

5/27/2007 5:00:06 PM

#239120
Sandman

Oh my God, please tell me you are functionaly retarded. Please tell me you did not graduate from any kind of school. Please tell me you are joking.

5/27/2007 5:04:01 PM

#239122
Ambrielle

Is this the usual level of commentary on 'hannity'?

5/27/2007 5:04:54 PM

#239123
Matilde

I have actually eaten lobsters with no remorse and no, they are not human, believe me. And I do lay eggs, unfecunded ones, of course, when I have my period. Of course, they're not as big as hen's but they work in a similar fashion. If you don't know about literature(they're using metaphores)and basic biology, I don't know if you're able to debate.

5/27/2007 5:05:19 PM

#239129
Øyvind

There are fundies who shun sex ed class because, among other reasons, the evil Satanic teachers preach teh ghey, but I can't imagine that any of them can really not know how kids are made. Can they?

[Flashback to 'Carrie' by Stephen King]

5/27/2007 5:08:59 PM

#239131
szenah

Might be real. Your IQ can drop 10 points just by visiting that site once.

5/27/2007 5:09:25 PM

#239147
BurntBush

And fundies want to do away with sex education.

5/27/2007 5:18:27 PM

#239171
NotMe

Long live anstinance education. Who needs all that silly knowledge anyway?

5/27/2007 5:40:54 PM

#239173
Me =)

The logic, its so, unique

5/27/2007 5:41:53 PM

#239208
flipper

Typical! The perfect GOPFOXNEWS viewer!

5/27/2007 6:09:07 PM

#239219
Lunalelle

This is why we need sex education.

5/27/2007 6:24:18 PM

#239252
anevilmeme

:::::headdesk:::::

5/27/2007 7:20:29 PM

#239270
Sean

If only wayne's parents had used birth control...

5/27/2007 7:36:40 PM

#239273
Horsefeathers

As far as I know I wasn't an egg.

You were a fertilized one for a very short period of time before it divided.

Perhaps you should ask the nearest adolescent to explain human reproduction to you in small words you can understand. Pictures might be useful too.


I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

Holy hell. You're a bright one, ain't ya?

5/27/2007 7:39:58 PM

#239291
JDChambers

This is a joke...i hope.

5/27/2007 7:50:15 PM

#239305
me

I wish this was a joke. But I've been in debates with this guy before, and this is par for the course.

5/27/2007 7:57:42 PM
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