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[Or that a human was ever a seman and an egg ... neither of which look anymore human then a lobster.]

Have you seen a lobser? I look nothing like a lobster. As far as I know I wasn't an egg. I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

wayne230, hannity 96 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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MilkyWay

Is he for real???
Actually, don't answer that. I don't think I want to know.

5/27/2007 4:15:15 PM

anti-nonsense

this has GOT to be Poe.

On the off-chance it's not.....go back to 3rd grade, foo!

5/27/2007 4:25:06 PM

icecold

me brains, they bleed.

5/27/2007 4:30:01 PM

McB

ouch

5/27/2007 4:30:40 PM

D Laurier

Your ignorance of basic biology is astounding.
Please repeat grade 5

5/27/2007 4:30:55 PM

vichycycl

My parents lied to me? *sob*

5/27/2007 4:31:02 PM

Sophomore

I haven't seen a lobster nor have I seen you, so I cannot judge your resemblance to one.

5/27/2007 4:39:59 PM

Jim

Oh dear...

Humanity is doomed.

5/27/2007 4:40:32 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

This can not be real. If it is, my brain is going to start leaking out my eyes.

5/27/2007 4:40:40 PM

Laurel

Your mama laid an egg, Cretin.

5/27/2007 5:00:06 PM

Sandman

Oh my God, please tell me you are functionaly retarded. Please tell me you did not graduate from any kind of school. Please tell me you are joking.

5/27/2007 5:04:01 PM

Ambrielle

Is this the usual level of commentary on 'hannity'?

5/27/2007 5:04:54 PM

Matilde

I have actually eaten lobsters with no remorse and no, they are not human, believe me. And I do lay eggs, unfecunded ones, of course, when I have my period. Of course, they're not as big as hen's but they work in a similar fashion. If you don't know about literature(they're using metaphores)and basic biology, I don't know if you're able to debate.

5/27/2007 5:05:19 PM

√ėyvind

There are fundies who shun sex ed class because, among other reasons, the evil Satanic teachers preach teh ghey, but I can't imagine that any of them can really not know how kids are made. Can they?

[Flashback to 'Carrie' by Stephen King]

5/27/2007 5:08:59 PM

szenah

Might be real. Your IQ can drop 10 points just by visiting that site once.

5/27/2007 5:09:25 PM

BurntBush

And fundies want to do away with sex education.

5/27/2007 5:18:27 PM

NotMe

Long live anstinance education. Who needs all that silly knowledge anyway?

5/27/2007 5:40:54 PM

Me =)

The logic, its so, unique

5/27/2007 5:41:53 PM

flipper

Typical! The perfect GOPFOXNEWS viewer!

5/27/2007 6:09:07 PM

Lunalelle

This is why we need sex education.

5/27/2007 6:24:18 PM

anevilmeme

:::::headdesk:::::

5/27/2007 7:20:29 PM

Sean

If only wayne's parents had used birth control...

5/27/2007 7:36:40 PM

Horsefeathers

As far as I know I wasn't an egg.

You were a fertilized one for a very short period of time before it divided.

Perhaps you should ask the nearest adolescent to explain human reproduction to you in small words you can understand. Pictures might be useful too.


I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

Holy hell. You're a bright one, ain't ya?

5/27/2007 7:39:58 PM

JDChambers

This is a joke...i hope.

5/27/2007 7:50:15 PM

me

I wish this was a joke. But I've been in debates with this guy before, and this is par for the course.

5/27/2007 7:57:42 PM
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