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[Mocking evolution]Hang on, I gotta feed my Transitional half Lizard half bird pet of mine. I'll be back.

Badfish, Christian Forums 14 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#42153
gte

It's called a dinosaur, asshat.

6/7/2006 6:18:24 PM
#42162
David D.G.

Badfish obviously refuses to evolve into a goodamphibian, let alone into a decenthumanbeing.


~David D.G.

6/7/2006 7:03:10 PM
#42256
Julian

Is that an euphamism for masturbation similar to 'feeding the chooks'?

TMI Badfish, TMI !!!

6/8/2006 3:07:03 AM
#509450
Fernando

You have a velociraptor pet?

Why do fundies always get the best things?

5/21/2008 12:48:51 AM
#509476
Joules

Obviously this is a use of the concept 'humour' with which I am not familiar...


5/21/2008 1:25:49 AM
#509478
Philbert McAdamia

No prob, BF -while you're doing that I'll be choking my banana/chicken. It suddenly appeared where there was some dirt.

5/21/2008 1:26:41 AM
#509499
Dr. Quasius

Don't we get a LOL? Where the fuck is our LOL?

5/21/2008 1:59:17 AM
#589400


I'll just make a man out of dirt while you're away.

7/15/2008 11:14:26 PM
#589772
Nightboomfer

Fine, go feed your archaeopteryx. See if I care.

7/16/2008 4:49:17 AM
#1107213
Kieranfoy

That's okay. While you're away I'll feed my equally mythical intelligent creationist.

1/30/2010 8:23:43 PM
#1552568
Quantum Mechanic

That archaeopterix is dead, Jim.

6/12/2013 4:49:58 AM
#1552623
Justanotheratheist

While you're there, please take some pics and post them on the Net. This I really have got to see.

6/12/2013 5:49:01 AM
#1552662
Kuno

Cool, you got a pet archaeopteryx? Can you show us some pictures?

6/12/2013 7:02:11 AM
#1552712
Anon-e-moose

"Transitional half Lizard half bird"

Archaeopteryx:



Found in rock. Pet rocks. Q.E., and D. [/hyper-smartarse]

I'll be back. [/Terminator] X3

6/12/2013 8:57:33 AM
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