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#221929
Lunalelle
Then why hasn't it worked, even when suffering homosexuals pray every night to change?
*cough* No, that wasn't a personal experience of mine at all.
4/30/2007 10:46:31 PM
#221936
backup1723
Ok, God: Change the way things fall - UP TO THE CEILING THEY GO! *rolleyes*
4/30/2007 10:52:48 PM
#222007
flipper
This clown is a fucking liar anyway. He places the word \"homosexual\" in a (supposed) quote of I Corinthians 6:9-10 in the King James translation of the Bible in one of his posts. That word would not exist for another 150 years after the publishing of the King James Bible.
5/1/2007 12:20:52 AM
#222037
Laurel
Forgive me, but I'm hearing Disco Inferno in my head now.
5/1/2007 12:54:20 AM
#222106
TheMissus
Dammit, now I'm hearing Disco Inferno too.
5/1/2007 2:04:46 AM
#222126
niccomm
Yeah, thanks Laurel. \"...burn baby burn, disco inferno...\"
5/1/2007 3:02:48 AM
#222131
Morpheus
flipper: Look on the bright side. At least MrMann is going to burn too for adding words to the Bible.
Revelation 22:18 sayeth:
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.
5/1/2007 3:26:13 AM
#222243
Matilde
A drogadict and a drunkard are people who ACQUIRED those vices. Homosexuals are either born that way or..........well, they may have acquired it but we don´t know how and we don´t care, for that matter.
5/1/2007 7:27:10 AM
#222259
Beccs
God is so much more interested in straightening out the gay community than he is curing disease, hunger, war, etc, etc . . . .
5/1/2007 8:08:57 AM
#222287
jo_27e
addictions such as drugs and alcahol can be beaten (and therefore christians can give the credit to jebus), however sexual orientation cannot, so there's something \"jebus\" cant do
5/1/2007 9:10:27 AM
#222294
Captain Janeway
Aside from the fundy fucktardedness, anyone who knows one who was or who was an addict themselves can unequivocally state that the only one who changes the addict - is the addict.
5/1/2007 9:21:17 AM
#222305
Laurel
Sorry folks (-:
5/1/2007 9:46:36 AM
#222517
the_ignored
Damnit! Have you guys seen the posts on that thread?? The two people who actually try to put some facts into their debate get yelled down like crazy.
Though one person instead of shouting down, at least does try to refute the claim that homosexuals can't be cured..though it's just to another fundy website and not from a more unbiased source like the APA.
5/1/2007 6:52:31 PM
#283516
Robbie
"Curing" drug addicts and alcoholics results in a significant increase in their quality of life. "Curing" homosexuals significantly decreases it.
Isn't that kind of counterproductive?
9/8/2007 2:29:03 PM
#283517
Puck
My question is, why would anyone trust that bloody idiot god to "cure" anything?
The cure here seems more dire than the affliction.
Don't you love it when some slack-jawed yokel proclaims himself "Divine Judge"?
</cynic>
9/8/2007 2:52:16 PM
#283518
David B.
Well if God exists and is omnipotent, as the RR folks say, then he certainly can change a homosexual. If he doesn't, then we can be pretty sure that it's God's will that this person is a homosexual.
And we're not supposed to defy God's will, remember?
9/8/2007 2:56:28 PM
#283683
DinDC
As a gay person, I am not sure what a "practicing homosexual" is.
However, I know I'm not going to burn, because my boyfriend (who is a lot darker than I am, by the way) just took his big, broad, brown, buttery hands and slathered on loads of creamy, oozing, dripping sun block all over every square centimetre of my quivering, grateful body... MMMMMMM....
9/9/2007 1:27:07 AM
#283685
rubber chicken
'a practicing homosexual' is one who hasn't quite got it right yet! :)
9/9/2007 1:31:37 AM
#291037
GigaGuess
And yet god continues to do nothing...
9/20/2007 11:37:57 AM
#394714
Marlowe
MrMann, even though you're a raving psychopath, I just want to say, "Heat" was one of my favorite movies. Well done.
1/30/2008 4:49:16 PM
#1327714
Quantum Mechanic
Sorry moron, your imaginary god can't do jack fucking shit.
8/31/2011 1:52:04 PM
#1330391
@Morpheus: That's true of a good portion of the fundies quoted on this site.
9/9/2011 12:38:43 AM
#1330447
Dr. Shrinker
And you know this from experience MrMann? No? Funny how often that happens.
9/9/2011 5:55:15 AM
#1330511
Anon-e-moose
I'm not saying there
will be a struggle, but if a long-time Christian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_%28athlete%29#Religious_beliefs
can change his own beliefs - by dint of their own critical thinking faculties, then so can every other fundie.
Hypocritical right-wing Funda
mentalist Christians:
are NOT repentant, they're gonna burn.
Mr.(Wo)Mannn, I'm looking at you. Matthew 7:1. James 2:26.
--EDIT--
Clicking on the quote link, it says 'No thread specified'.
So I guess you've taken back, nay, retracted everything you've just stated eh, Mr(Wo)Mann? That not even God can change a homosexual (PROTIP: Ted Faggard), that they don't need to repent, and they won't burn after all, is that what you've saying?
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9/9/2011 8:45:32 AM
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