Then why hasn't it worked, even when suffering homosexuals pray every night to change?
*cough* No, that wasn't a personal experience of mine at all.
4/30/2007 10:46:31 PM
Ok, God: Change the way things fall - UP TO THE CEILING THEY GO! *rolleyes*
4/30/2007 10:52:48 PM
This clown is a fucking liar anyway. He places the word \"homosexual\" in a (supposed) quote of I Corinthians 6:9-10 in the King James translation of the Bible in one of his posts. That word would not exist for another 150 years after the publishing of the King James Bible.
5/1/2007 12:20:52 AM
Forgive me, but I'm hearing Disco Inferno in my head now.
5/1/2007 12:54:20 AM
Dammit, now I'm hearing Disco Inferno too.
5/1/2007 2:04:46 AM
Yeah, thanks Laurel. \"...burn baby burn, disco inferno...\"
5/1/2007 3:02:48 AM
flipper: Look on the bright side. At least MrMann is going to burn too for adding words to the Bible.
Revelation 22:18 sayeth:
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.
5/1/2007 3:26:13 AM
A drogadict and a drunkard are people who ACQUIRED those vices. Homosexuals are either born that way or..........well, they may have acquired it but we don´t know how and we don´t care, for that matter.
5/1/2007 7:27:10 AM
God is so much more interested in straightening out the gay community than he is curing disease, hunger, war, etc, etc . . . .
5/1/2007 8:08:57 AM
addictions such as drugs and alcahol can be beaten (and therefore christians can give the credit to jebus), however sexual orientation cannot, so there's something \"jebus\" cant do
5/1/2007 9:10:27 AM
Aside from the fundy fucktardedness, anyone who knows one who was or who was an addict themselves can unequivocally state that the only one who changes the addict - is the addict.
5/1/2007 9:21:17 AM
Sorry folks (-:
5/1/2007 9:46:36 AM
Damnit! Have you guys seen the posts on that thread?? The two people who actually try to put some facts into their debate get yelled down like crazy.
Though one person instead of shouting down, at least does try to refute the claim that homosexuals can't be cured..though it's just to another fundy website and not from a more unbiased source like the APA.
5/1/2007 6:52:31 PM
"Curing" drug addicts and alcoholics results in a significant increase in their quality of life. "Curing" homosexuals significantly decreases it.
Isn't that kind of counterproductive?
9/8/2007 2:29:03 PM
My question is, why would anyone trust that bloody idiot god to "cure" anything?
The cure here seems more dire than the affliction.
Don't you love it when some slack-jawed yokel proclaims himself "Divine Judge"?
9/8/2007 2:52:16 PM
Well if God exists and is omnipotent, as the RR folks say, then he certainly can change a homosexual. If he doesn't, then we can be pretty sure that it's God's will that this person is a homosexual.
And we're not supposed to defy God's will, remember?
9/8/2007 2:56:28 PM
As a gay person, I am not sure what a "practicing homosexual" is.
However, I know I'm not going to burn, because my boyfriend (who is a lot darker than I am, by the way) just took his big, broad, brown, buttery hands and slathered on loads of creamy, oozing, dripping sun block all over every square centimetre of my quivering, grateful body... MMMMMMM....
9/9/2007 1:27:07 AM
'a practicing homosexual' is one who hasn't quite got it right yet! :)
9/9/2007 1:31:37 AM
And yet god continues to do nothing...
9/20/2007 11:37:57 AM
MrMann, even though you're a raving psychopath, I just want to say, "Heat" was one of my favorite movies. Well done.
1/30/2008 4:49:16 PM
Sorry moron, your imaginary god can't do jack fucking shit.
8/31/2011 1:52:04 PM
@Morpheus: That's true of a good portion of the fundies quoted on this site.
9/9/2011 12:38:43 AM
And you know this from experience MrMann? No? Funny how often that happens.
9/9/2011 5:55:15 AM
I'm not saying there will
be a struggle, but if a long-time Christian:
can change his own beliefs - by dint of their own critical thinking faculties, then so can every other fundie.
Hypocritical right-wing Fundamental
are NOT repentant, they're gonna burn. Mr.(Wo)Mannn, I'm looking at you. Matthew 7:1. James 2:26.
Clicking on the quote link, it says 'No thread specified'. So I guess you've taken back, nay, retracted everything you've just stated eh, Mr(Wo)Mann? That not even God can change a homosexual (PROTIP: Ted Faggard), that they don't need to repent, and they won't burn after all, is that what you've saying?
9/9/2011 8:45:32 AM