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[No they're accusing you of being judgmental bigots because you are calling it an abomination of the Lord and claiming that Hell will be their just desserts. How about being supportive and caring for once instead of treating homosexuals as inferiors? No one is perfect, how would you like it if I called lying an abomination of God? Would that help someone stop lying? What about lust? Would that bring someone who suffers from an overactive libido back to the flock?]

Because that's what the BIBLE SAYS!!!

NewGuy101, Christian Forums 23 Comments [4/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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#221545
Anti-Goth

Fundamentalism in a Nutshell, anyone?

4/30/2007 4:17:31 PM
#221567
Osiris

Teh Babble comands us to be assholes!

4/30/2007 4:45:20 PM
#221578
Berny

The Bible tells us that Jesus hung around sinners, prostitutes, outcasts of all sorts, and caught a lot of flack from the established religious authorities because of it.
Who the fuck are you to be calling yourself a Christian if you can't even follow his example?

4/30/2007 4:55:46 PM
#221592
Papabear

The Bible says all sorts of stupid things. Why do you choose to only pay attention to what is says about homosexuality? Didn't your Jesus supposedly say that you should love your enemies? Treat others as you would have them treat you? Not judge others?

4/30/2007 5:15:03 PM
#221595
Mike


4/30/2007 5:17:05 PM
#221626
NonProphet

Berny is truth.

Hey, NewGuy, your book also says \"Judge not lest ye be judged.\" That applies to you, too.

4/30/2007 5:47:58 PM
#221636
John

The Bible says it's an abomination to eat shrimp and you get stoned to death for working on the sabbath, too, but you never see fundies going on about it as they do about homosexuals.

4/30/2007 6:07:11 PM
#221666
Old Viking

The Bible says a great many things are abominations to the Lord. Why single out one?

4/30/2007 6:46:20 PM
#221671
Brian

Umm I say it's the \"Because I said so!\" award.

4/30/2007 6:55:07 PM
#221693
mjonesQuaker

Donnie Davies Redux!

\"The babble sayssss
As plain as dayyyy
With a mannnn
You shall not layyyy...

GAWWWWD HATES A FAAAAAAAG...\"

Sorry, that was the first thing I thought of when I read this post.

4/30/2007 7:14:08 PM
#221753
UberLutheran

Winner of the [b]Fundamentalism in Six Words Award[b]

4/30/2007 7:50:07 PM
#221843
Matilde

Same with eating lobster, mixing fabrics and other things. By the way, why haven´t Bakker and Clinton been stoned to death?

4/30/2007 9:04:25 PM
#221871
Goosey

Papabear

Commonly misattributed to Oscar Wilde, but actually coming from George Bernard Shaw: \"Don't do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.\"

Kind of shows the contradiction between \"do unto others\" and \"judge not\"...

Interestingly, Confucius also said \"do not do to others as you would not want done to you\". Which I think makes more sense.

4/30/2007 9:26:21 PM
#221917
Ringwraith

No. That isn't what the bible says.
Perhaps if you actually read the thing,
you could at least attempt to justify your bigotry with quotes from a 2000 year old multitranslated book. That is what many of the other guys do.

4/30/2007 10:28:14 PM
#221923
Encolpius

Fundamentalism in a Nutshell seconded.

4/30/2007 10:33:05 PM
#221968
Firthy2002

The Bible is full of crap.

4/30/2007 11:36:47 PM
#1007054
Kal

Oh the joys of fundie logic... or lack thereof.

8/15/2009 11:54:36 AM
#1007742


However, you´re not despising lobster. Try justifying it.

8/17/2009 6:55:50 AM
#1007759
Dr. Shrinker

Ah, so its not your fault that you are an asshole who tries to tell other people how to live, even on matters that do not concern you at all. Its god making you an asshole.

8/17/2009 8:02:51 AM
#1007846
Anon-e-moose

"Because that's what the BIBLE SAYS!!!"

Then the Bible is a book of bigotry and hate. Therefore those who believe the 'literal truth' of it are judgemental hateful bigots.

Ergo, Atheism.

QED.

8/17/2009 12:21:36 PM
#1408854
Quantum Mechanic

Basing your life on a well-known forgery isn't real bright, scooter.

6/1/2012 12:30:37 PM
#1408861
Nagol

The bible also says not to judge others. Try doing that for once.

6/1/2012 12:39:52 PM
#1409187
Vman

GOD WILLS IT!!!

6/2/2012 2:37:58 PM
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