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[When pressed to give non-believers sound proof of God's existance]

OK, here you go:
1) Jesus proved his authority by his resurrection from the dead.
2) Jesus affirmed that the Lord made all of creation.
= Therefore, everything is proof of God.


Linux98, ChristianForums 47 Comments [4/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: RoseThorns
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#220486
szenah

Circumnavigating the intellect, I see.

4/29/2007 3:40:05 PM

#220491
BurntBush

So what you're saying is \"I got nothin'\".

4/29/2007 3:45:51 PM

#220498
g-21-lto

Sheer brilliance!

4/29/2007 3:53:46 PM

#220514
Osiris

But you can't prove Jesus did that.

4/29/2007 4:09:58 PM

#220526
The Watcher

Round and round the logic goes!

4/29/2007 4:26:48 PM

#220529
anti-nonsense

Ok, now you have to prove that Jesus was ressurected from the dead, the Bible is not an authorative source.

4/29/2007 4:29:01 PM

#220563
Berny

And your evidence of any of the above is... what?
You can't even prove conclusively that Jesus even existed. There is no record of him outside the Bible.
As far as sound proof is concerned, yours is remarkably silent.

4/29/2007 5:07:58 PM

#220568
Gadren

I'm reading the rest of that thread, and it's really sad... so much blind Christian blathering on \"truth,\" \"light,\" and other such hypnopaedic mumblings.

4/29/2007 5:10:01 PM

#220571
Puck

Then why did the Christ tell John that the Genesis story was bogus?

4/29/2007 5:13:07 PM

#220588
TB

: headdesk :

4/29/2007 5:41:30 PM

#220592
Mike

BZZZZT. YOU LOSE.

4/29/2007 5:46:41 PM

#220597
Awesome Dave

Spin, bitch, and maybe you'll get that circular logic out of your system.

4/29/2007 5:48:56 PM

#220626
flipper

Oh boy this is fun:
1)Chinese is the most spoken language in the world
2)There are lots of mountains in China
=Therefore Cheesewhiz is yellow.

4/29/2007 6:39:01 PM

#220669
Doctor Whom

The Bible is true because the Bible says so (again).

4/29/2007 7:31:43 PM

#220696
Awesome Dave

1. Thor proved his strength by smashing frost-giants.

2. Thor affirmed that Odin is the All-Father.

=Therefore, everything is proof of Odin

4/29/2007 8:04:45 PM

#220721
Matilde

Problem, the resurrection of Christ has never been empirically proved and it´s not meant to be. Again, MATTER OF FAITH, and unintentional humor for non-believers.

4/29/2007 8:38:38 PM

#220767
Firthy2002

No proof of Jesus' existence outside of the holy books, therefore you are wrong.

4/29/2007 9:28:00 PM

#220793
Jim

I don't even have a comeback.

Head, meet desk.

4/29/2007 9:52:11 PM

#220818
Ambrielle

Geez, that didn't even make circular logic. More like a half-moon sort of shape...

4/29/2007 10:37:25 PM

#220819
Beccs

THe same old fallback.

It's true because my book says so!

4/29/2007 10:37:27 PM

#220897
Matty The Red

oh sound argument consider me converted

4/29/2007 11:57:05 PM

#220912
PhantasyElementz

WOAH. The evidence... is astounding.

@ Awesome Dave: LOL

4/30/2007 12:49:58 AM

#220948
Broken Egg


4/30/2007 2:16:37 AM

#220950
Zeniel

OF COURSE its soo simple! Besides even if Jesus did, why the hell does that give him Authority?

4/30/2007 2:24:10 AM

#221065
LM

Goody! now you just have to prove that:

1. Jesus existed.
2. God exists.
3. The words of Jesus were properly recorded and remain unaltered by time, political manipulation, copy error or mistranslation.
4. The words of Jesus were truthful and correct.

And you can't use the Bible.

Have fun!

4/30/2007 4:26:27 AM
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