Quote# 24315
Hell and Paradise are LITERAL Places...
[Matthew 12:40, Luke 23:43]
By this we may conclude that Paradise (Abraham's Bosom) is located within the Earth. It is where Abraham, Moses, and other fathers rested, prior to their assumption into Heaven through the resurrection of Christ.
Moreover, judging by the parable of the rich man and Lazarus (Luke 16:19-31), I would have to conclude that Hell is also within the Earth. It is for this reason (amongst others) that I believe the Earth is a hollow planet. The crust is approximately 800 miles in thickness, with Hell located 400 miles beneath our feet. The souls of the unbelieving are tormented in this terrible place.
On the inner-surface of the Earth is a paradise beyond our comprehension. I do not know what/who lives in this place, but I do believe it is the former location of Abraham's Bosom (Paradise), and possibly the location of the Garden of Eden.
B®ent,
Christian Forums 43 Comments [4/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: UberLutheran
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#219412
Patches
Hell and Paradise are LITERAL Places...
And they're both in Michigan.
4/28/2007 1:31:19 AM
#219424
UberLutheran
\"Earth is a hollow planet.\"
OK, Brent: explain gravity.
4/28/2007 1:52:29 AM
#219477
CousinTed
So, Abraham's tits are paradise?
4/28/2007 3:03:23 AM
#219502
jo_27e
well then, start digging, if there is such a paradise, i want in on it
4/28/2007 3:21:33 AM
#219503
mjonesQuaker
The jibba jabba must flow...
4/28/2007 3:23:16 AM
#219525
Mister SPak
I would have to conclude your head is hollow too.
4/28/2007 3:40:39 AM
#219675
Matilde
One, Abraham, and the patriarchs NEVER were in Paradise. Not even Caine and Abel. According to the NT they went to Hell, where Christ descended. Second, if the earth were hollow, how do you explain earthquakes, volcanoes and gravity, among other things? What is beyond your comprenhension is your paranoia and the pseudo-literature you read.
4/28/2007 12:19:43 PM
#219689
Drakeal
Even if Heaven and Hell exist(which is unlikely), they're on a different plane of being than we are. Saying they're on the inside or Gaia show a disturbing misunderstanding of even your own mythologies.
4/28/2007 12:55:42 PM
#219701
Star
4/28/2007 1:26:50 PM
#219764
Patches, Paradise moved. Hell remains in Michigan
4/28/2007 4:19:11 PM
#219767
Adam & Steve
The concept that most Christains have of heaven and hell was created by Dante Aligheri in the \"Divine Comedy\". By the title alone you can tell he was one of ours.
4/28/2007 4:22:59 PM
#219795
Heather
Hey come on guys, I know it's Brent but isn't this just a little bit sweet in a \"making up fairy tales\" kind of way? bless him.
4/28/2007 5:23:41 PM
#219885
Ambrielle
What-EVER.
4/28/2007 8:49:48 PM
#221585
NonProphet
I read the first sentence and thought, \"This is going to be Brent.\"
Sure enough...
How is it that he's not been committed to a psychiatric hospital yet?
4/30/2007 5:07:34 PM
#378199
cyborgtroy
hey.. Really now....
I don't want to be in anyone's bosom unless it's a human-sized female's...
1/10/2008 3:41:39 AM
#485926
Ark
"Moreover, judging by the parable of the rich man and Lazarus (Luke 16:19-31), I would have to conclude that Hell is also within the Earth."
Umm, NO. It's a PARABLE. YOU DO NOT TAKE THEM LITERALLY. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS SYMBOLIC. -_-"
5/4/2008 9:58:18 AM
#485962
Katsuro
"judging by the parable of the rich man and Lazarus (Luke 16:19-31), I would have to conclude that Hell is also within the Earth"
Jesus Christ, these assholes even take parables as 100% literal...whilst acknowledging them as parables! MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/4/2008 12:13:28 PM
#1012901
Reverend Jeremiah
"Hell and Paradise are LITERAL Places... "
No they arent!
*wharlgarble of "evidences including snippets from myth books and stuff pulled completely out of his ass*
STOP FUCKING LYING!
8/27/2009 12:36:50 PM
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