Which is why science is more factual than the bible. IN YOUR FACE!
4/15/2007 9:37:59 PM
Maybe because it's fiction?
4/17/2007 4:11:05 AM
Science can't explain how Darth Vader crushed that guy's throat, either. What's your point?
4/17/2007 4:22:48 AM
And you can't prove he did.
4/17/2007 5:01:56 AM
Science can't explain how Sisyphus could keep pushing that rock up the hill for eternity, either.
Fortunately for me, I know the difference between metaphor and fact.
4/17/2007 5:34:07 AM
I can walk on water. They call it \"ice'.
4/17/2007 5:52:14 AM
Prove that he DID walk on water, provide neutral references besides the Bible please, because the Bible has been patently revealed to be a load of bullshit.
4/17/2007 5:54:53 AM
The stupid...it hurts...
4/17/2007 7:56:19 AM
You beat me to it! Damn!
4/17/2007 8:20:23 AM
NotMe and RoboticSnake: You both beat me to it. *lesigh*
4/17/2007 8:23:27 AM
Bruce Almighty walked on water too. Let's see, first it was in a book, then in a movie. Horny shit! That GOTS to be true then!
4/17/2007 8:24:59 AM
You can't be that stupid.
4/17/2007 8:47:18 AM
someone needs his pills
4/17/2007 9:36:15 AM
Bet he couldn't walk on water after he was crucified...think of the nail holes.
4/17/2007 9:46:01 AM
False Premise: assuming he walked on water. Got real evidence?
4/17/2007 11:02:48 AM
Calling Occam! Calling Occam! Need razor!
4/17/2007 12:27:37 PM
\"Science would not explain how a man could walk on water.\"
4/17/2007 12:42:42 PM
Jesus also leaped tall buildings in single bounds, but they asked him to stop because he kept exposing himself on the downward trajectory. That pesky thing with the robes, you know.
4/17/2007 12:56:22 PM
Has it never occurred to you that your Bible might be wrong?
Oh no, wait. That would be too logical. :S
4/17/2007 2:26:36 PM
Or, here's an alternate theory. He didn't walk on water. zomg!
4/17/2007 3:07:33 PM
Science cannot explain how a giant dung beetle pushes the sun across the sky, either.
What's your point again?
4/17/2007 3:48:51 PM
I always thought that It was the other way round, that whatever Jesus did was exceptional and an act of faith but, what the hell, you should be open to new ideas, even if they come from a comp and internet that science can explain perfectly well but this guy can´t.
4/18/2007 12:03:03 AM
The Bible would not explain how a plane could fly in the air. Planes fly in the air. Therefore the Bible is limited. The Bible has been wrong so many times in the past, therefore the Bible is very fallible.
Right back at'cha.
4/18/2007 1:13:23 AM
No, you misunderstand. Science says walking on water was a one-time thing.
4/18/2007 1:24:00 AM
Proof that he walked on water please. Not heresay or \"it's in the bible\" ACTUAL proof.
4/18/2007 2:31:09 AM