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#210399
Mike
Which is why science is more factual than the bible. IN YOUR FACE!
4/15/2007 9:37:59 PM
#211320
Darth Wang
Maybe because it's fiction?
4/17/2007 4:11:05 AM
#211341
Patches
Science can't explain how Darth Vader crushed that guy's throat, either. What's your point?
4/17/2007 4:22:48 AM
#211385
Osiris
And you can't prove he did.
4/17/2007 5:01:56 AM
#211435
Wet Walnuts
Science can't explain how Sisyphus could keep pushing that rock up the hill for eternity, either.
Fortunately for me, I know the difference between metaphor and fact.
4/17/2007 5:34:07 AM
#211466
NotMe
I can walk on water. They call it \"ice'.
4/17/2007 5:52:14 AM
#211469
anti-nonsense
Prove that he DID walk on water, provide neutral references besides the Bible please, because the Bible has been patently revealed to be a load of bullshit.
4/17/2007 5:54:53 AM
#211623
ZugTheMegasaurus
The stupid...it hurts...
4/17/2007 7:56:19 AM
#211638
Robotic Snake
NotMe,
You beat me to it! Damn!
4/17/2007 8:20:23 AM
#211642
Morpheus
NotMe and RoboticSnake: You both beat me to it. *lesigh*
4/17/2007 8:23:27 AM
#211645
Redhunter
Bruce Almighty walked on water too. Let's see, first it was in a book, then in a movie. Horny shit! That GOTS to be true then!
4/17/2007 8:24:59 AM
#211666
Ambrielle
You can't be that stupid.
4/17/2007 8:47:18 AM
#211687
jo_27e
someone needs his pills
4/17/2007 9:36:15 AM
#211692
Betsy Newson
Bet he couldn't walk on water after he was crucified...think of the nail holes.
4/17/2007 9:46:01 AM
#211774
anevilmeme
False Premise: assuming he walked on water. Got real evidence?
4/17/2007 11:02:48 AM
#211847
Klaus
Calling Occam! Calling Occam! Need razor!
4/17/2007 12:27:37 PM
#211855
David B.
\"Science would not explain how a man could walk on water.\"
Inflatable shoes.
4/17/2007 12:42:42 PM
#211871
Puck
Jesus also leaped tall buildings in single bounds, but they asked him to stop because he kept exposing himself on the downward trajectory. That pesky thing with the robes, you know.
4/17/2007 12:56:22 PM
#211955
Mandie
Has it never occurred to you that your Bible might be wrong?
Oh no, wait. That would be too logical. :S
4/17/2007 2:26:36 PM
#212000
JP
Or, here's an alternate theory. He didn't walk on water. zomg!
4/17/2007 3:07:33 PM
#212075
NonProphet
Science cannot explain how a giant dung beetle pushes the sun across the sky, either.
What's your point again?
4/17/2007 3:48:51 PM
#212297
Matilde
I always thought that It was the other way round, that whatever Jesus did was exceptional and an act of faith but, what the hell, you should be open to new ideas, even if they come from a comp and internet that science can explain perfectly well but this guy can´t.
4/18/2007 12:03:03 AM
#212376
Øyvind
The Bible would not explain how a plane could fly in the air. Planes fly in the air. Therefore the Bible is limited. The Bible has been wrong so many times in the past, therefore the Bible is very fallible.
Right back at'cha.
4/18/2007 1:13:23 AM
#212387
Old Viking
No, you misunderstand. Science says walking on water was a one-time thing.
4/18/2007 1:24:00 AM
#212443
Beccs
Proof that he walked on water please. Not heresay or \"it's in the bible\" ACTUAL proof.
4/18/2007 2:31:09 AM
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