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Quote# 23716

I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.

Jed Smock, Campus Ministry USA Bulletin Board 54 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Vyoma
WTF?! || meh
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Amadaun

I get what you were trying to say. Note that it sounded like a 'Jesus will rape you' threat.

3/31/2012 2:06:16 PM
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Filin De Blanc

I think "lolwut" is the only appropriate response here.

3/31/2012 2:44:58 PM
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Blue the Thief

This is going to be a good day. I can feel it.

3/31/2012 3:05:51 PM
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Justanotheratheist

Only if they're gay.

4/1/2012 2:11:35 AM
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