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Quote# 23716

I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.

Jed Smock, Campus Ministry USA Bulletin Board 55 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Vyoma
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#212930
Brian X

Jesus is coming, but I can't swallow. I get acid reflux, you know.

4/19/2007 3:58:32 PM
#212982
Esjeur


4/19/2007 5:10:03 PM
#213734
WritingIsMyReligion

WTF?

ROFLMAO.

4/20/2007 10:25:41 PM
#220055
Pickle

Hehehehehehehehehe.....

4/29/2007 1:44:48 AM
#220909
Twist Kick

Ah, haha, that's too funny, because I know plenty of girls who will gladly claim that they'd 'bow their knees before the ressurected Savoir' but who'd also just as quickly 'kneel before an erection'. In fact, 80% of the girls at my school who are pregnant, have been pregnant, or arn't virgins ARE religious. I find it highly amusing that all the Christian girls are being sluts, and yet these people keep saying atheists are the nasty ones.

4/30/2007 12:42:01 AM
#220978
Zeniel

Ahahahaha! If these people are going to be in heaven then send me straight to hell PLEASE!

4/30/2007 2:49:48 AM
#288534
Patashu

I lmaoed. By far the most...interesting entry I've read here.

9/17/2007 1:18:38 AM
#288542
King Duncan

how tastefully clever of you. What was your point? Christians give lousy head?

9/17/2007 1:33:30 AM
#291021
Rubyfruit

...

I'm sorry, I had to pick myself up after that Freudian slip!

9/20/2007 11:28:10 AM
#309521
LadyHawke

This quote is REALLY stupid. It doesn't make any sense.

10/13/2007 11:33:23 PM
#309607
cyborgtroy

I would if I happened to him, but I think Jesus already got resurrected and then died again.

10/14/2007 1:57:30 AM
#309648
Doctor Fishcake

Hooooooooooooooooooo!

10/14/2007 3:41:08 AM
#407741
Gjervan

Is he claiming that worshipping Ron Jeremy is a good option to Christianity?

2/15/2008 5:35:01 PM
#407814
GigaGuess

Honey? Don't threaten me with a good time.

2/15/2008 6:41:57 PM
#407843
Neserit

Hell, at least I can see and touch the erection! :P

2/15/2008 7:34:58 PM
#407876
Doctor Fishcake

Welcome inside the dirty mind of a fundie.

2/15/2008 8:18:37 PM
#407885
Marie-Annick

Is he implying that atheists suck cock, or that jesus is going to rape me ?

2/15/2008 8:32:01 PM
#407903
Don'tLookBehindYou

... this is the most amazing thing i have ever heard.

Also, pbagosy wins all the internets.

2/15/2008 8:49:47 PM
#407904
Nny

Do you even know what and erection is?

2/15/2008 8:49:59 PM
#766734
Average Guy

Not funny.

11/13/2008 9:25:45 PM
#766880
Marcus

Uh... is that his pick-up line?

11/13/2008 10:47:27 PM
#766920
GigaGuess

Poisoning the well? If you're not a Christian, you must be gay? Or just some epic level projection?

11/13/2008 11:09:40 PM
#775486
Stan

Campus Evangelist Jed Smock always bragged his wife and 5 daughters were pure heaven-bound Christians. He calls college girls sluts.

www.brojed.org
email: brojed@aol.com

Recently Smock's teen daughter Justina had a baby. Afterwards she and boyfriend married. There is a painful mess in that "christian" family but Jed and wife Cindy have tried to keep mum about their knocked up daughter and little bastard granddaughter. Gotta love hypocrisy!

Jed goes campus preaching as usual, shouting "Whore" to coeds and scolding them for fornicating and aborting their "little bastards".

othello_nthpower@yahoo.com

11/20/2008 1:22:57 AM
#775497
a mind far far away

I lol'd hard (pun only half-way intended).

11/20/2008 1:35:06 AM
#775538
Pie Man

I lol'd

11/20/2008 2:02:35 AM
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