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Quote# 23716

I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.

Jed Smock, Campus Ministry USA Bulletin Board 54 Comments [4/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Vyoma
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#210682
Mike

That's some Freudian Slip

4/16/2007 4:23:44 AM

#211313
Darth Wang

Wait, what?

4/17/2007 4:09:21 AM

#211342
Filiae Maestae Terra

You *really* prayed the gay away, didn't you?

4/17/2007 4:22:57 AM

#211343
Wet Walnuts

\"Now bend over and receive Christ.\"

4/17/2007 4:23:55 AM

#211348
Jebus

Something Holy is about to take place...

4/17/2007 4:28:19 AM

#211383
Osiris

Ahhhhhh.....'kay.

4/17/2007 5:00:39 AM

#211500
Michael

This guy has to get cute fundie of the month. That's just precious.

4/17/2007 6:13:44 AM

#211631
ZugTheMegasaurus

*laughing so hard she can't breathe*

4/17/2007 7:59:50 AM

#211654
Redhunter

\"Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over...\"

~Zappa

4/17/2007 8:31:21 AM

#211671
Ambrielle

Troll, surely?

4/17/2007 8:55:32 AM

#211686
jo_27e

catholic boys do it all the time

4/17/2007 9:34:33 AM

#211702
Fed Up

Talking about your past, Jed?

4/17/2007 9:55:26 AM

#211728
Gnomist

Ah ha ha ha ha

4/17/2007 10:22:09 AM

#211779
anevilmeme

So that's the sound of a closet door opening.

4/17/2007 11:06:58 AM

#211946
Mandie

Wow ... this guy can't be legit, can he?

4/17/2007 2:20:17 PM

#211974
pbagosy

Jesus is coming!

OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

-pb

4/17/2007 2:51:55 PM

#211979
GR^

LOL WTF

4/17/2007 2:55:22 PM

#212021


\"Now bend over and receive Christ.\"

Could we have an award like this?

4/17/2007 3:19:12 PM

#212029
Haywood Jablomy

As anyone who beheld his performances at colleges nationwide can attest, Brother Jed is all too real... search YouTube and experience him in full guanophrenic action.

4/17/2007 3:21:06 PM

#212158
Current

\"I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection\"

I need that in a t-shirt.

4/17/2007 9:56:21 PM

#212169
anti-nonsense

Can I kneel before Jesus's erection? :D

4/17/2007 10:02:46 PM

#212310
Matilde

WTF?, are you trying to use all the words which end by -etion?, can I write something like \"those who refuse to bow their knees to the resurrected Saviour are likely to kneel with subjection and defection before an erection?

4/18/2007 12:15:02 AM

#212357
Metatwaddle

I LOLed.

Seriously, that's priceless.

4/18/2007 12:54:08 AM

#212400
Old Viking

He didn't say that, did he? Naw. He didn't, did he?

4/18/2007 1:33:52 AM

#212901
Darwin

Coffee out my nose and all over my keyboard!!!

4/19/2007 2:52:04 PM
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