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April 11, 2007 - In the theater, the seats shake and audiences are sprayed with water at every mention of the flood. Nearby, a Garden of Eden is an animated vision depicting humans happily coexisting alongside dinosaurs and a little girl who laughs every time one of the giant reptiles bares its teeth. And nope, this isn’t your average theme park.

Welcome, instead, to the Creation Museum. Here, dozens of exhibits attempt to show the Bible as the literal truth and the theory of evolution as unsupportable by science. Creationists believe that the Garden of Eden did exist, that the world is 6,000 years old, that God created man and animals simultaneously, and that the flood wiped out every living creature that wasn’t inside Noah’s Ark.

The museum will open to the public in late May, and founder Ken Ham hopes it will attract 250,000 visitors in its first year. Located on a 50-acre piece of flat land in the little town of Petersburg, Ky., it is in the heart of Middle America—just a short drive from Indiana and Cincinnati, Ohio, and, say the organizers, no more than a day’s road trip for two thirds of the American population.

Ham, 55, went on to found the Creation Museum and become president of Answers in Genesis, the Evangelical ministry behind the project. In an interview, he recalls how, when he was first taught evolution in school at the age of 13, he asked his father—a dedicated Christian—about “those ape men.” “If you don’t believe in Genesis,” his father told him, “then the whole rest of the Bible falls.”

These words stuck. The Creation Museum, which has so far funded its $26 million cost through private donations, focuses on Genesis, the first book of the Bible. Its special-effects theater shows a video of Biblical history; when it’s time for the flood, the seats shake and the audience is sprayed with mists of water and air. There is also a planetarium—Ham calls it “one of the most powerful parts of the museum”—with big, comfortable chairs that tilt backward so that viewers can watch a video about the galaxy projected on the dome-like screen on the ceiling. “It gives them a taste of the kind of creator they have, and they say ‘wow,’” says Jason Lisle, who is in charge of the planetarium program.
Lisle is 32 and has a Ph.D. in solar astrophysics from the University of Colorado. One of his tasks, he said, is to review videos for accuracy. Has he ever found a contradiction between the scientific and Biblical claims in the videos? Lisle says this is the wrong question. “Science comes out of a Biblical worldview,” he says. “We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence. We accept the Bible as presupposition.”

Ken Ham (reported on msnbc.com), Msnbc 42 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#210058
Archangel_Lucifer

Lisle is 32 and has a Ph.D. in solar astrophysics from the University of Colorado. One of his tasks, he said, is to review videos for accuracy. Has he ever found a contradiction between the scientific and Biblical claims in the videos? Lisle says this is the wrong question. “Science comes out of a Biblical worldview,” he says. “We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence. We accept the Bible as presupposition.”\"


How the FUCK can he have postgrad degree in Solar astrophysics and still believe the world is 6k years old!
Even the most basic understanding about the sun will lead to the conclusion that it is at a minimum of 4 billion years old and more like 5.
I mean seriously this just amazes me that someone so obviously idiotic and with his stupid fucktarded understanding of the scientific method could have a degree like that. Was his Ph.D supervisor stoned or something when he reveiwed this guy's work? What the hell is wrong with the university of colorado?

4/15/2007 12:10:07 PM

#210070
Archangel_Lucifer

Lisle is 32 and has a Ph.D. in solar astrophysics from the University of Colorado. One of his tasks, he said, is to review videos for accuracy. Has he ever found a contradiction between the scientific and Biblical claims in the videos? Lisle says this is the wrong question. “Science comes out of a Biblical worldview,” he says. “We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence. We accept the Bible as presupposition.”\"


How the FUCK can he have postgrad degree in Solar astrophysics and still believe the world is 6k years old!
Even the most basic understanding about the sun will lead to the conclusion that it is at a minimum of 4 billion years old and more like 5.
I mean seriously this just amazes me that someone so obviously idiotic and with his stupid fucktarded understanding of the scientific method could have a degree like that. Was his Ph.D supervisor stoned or something when he reveiwed this guy's work?

4/15/2007 12:21:52 PM

#210101
Puck

Maybe he was an intelligent being, once upon a time.

I would categorise his present circumstance as a degenerative brain disease.

4/15/2007 12:51:55 PM

#210270
Prager

Questioning the authenticity of genesis makes the bible fall apart if and only if you believe the bible is inerrant. Have none of these people ever heard of allegories?

4/15/2007 6:01:51 PM

#210306
Disekshonal

Accepting anything as presupposition without evidence is not science.

Faith is based on desire. No one has faith in a thing they don't want to be true.

4/15/2007 7:57:43 PM

#210336
Shvetz

Not nearly as exciting as the \"Star Wars museum\" at Universal Studios...

4/15/2007 8:26:50 PM

#210387
Darth Wang

It would be poetic justice if this place was struck by a meteor and destroyed

4/15/2007 9:21:19 PM

#210800
Beccs

\"If you don’t believe in Genesis, then the whole rest of the Bible falls.\"

Then it falls!

4/16/2007 9:32:28 AM

#211667


\"We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence. We accept the Bible as presupposition.\"

And the grand finale is said and done.

4/17/2007 8:52:14 AM

#399002
antichrist

So we could get people to give this up, and believe in science, if only we had the cooler theme parks?

WTF??? What a way to base your faith. Creationism must be real, I was at the really cool creationism fun ride.

I guess Dumbo can really fly, I saw that at a theme park too.

2/5/2008 8:17:53 AM

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tehcrzy

I know this is really minor...but a day trip for 2/3 of the country? Speaking as someone on the east coast USA, it takes about 8 hours just to get to the other side of my state, let alone Ohio, which is another 3 hours or so, and I'm in PA. Imagine what it's like for those in New England, or down in Florida or so...and what about the West Coast?

The US happens to be a pretty big place, if my geography is right. Get there in a day? I'd say pretty much everyone in the country can do that (at least in the lower 48). Actually make a day trip of it? Quite a bit less.

3/28/2008 10:19:37 AM

#908361
lulz4evar

Amazing how much it costs to close your eyes to reality and say "na na na na na I cant hear you"

2/20/2009 8:37:57 PM

#1186765
lisamariefan

Ham often asks of evolutionists: “How do you gain knowledge about the past when you weren’t there?” But what of the argument that the same question could be asked of creationists who believe—also without having been there—that the Bible was written by men who reflected the word of God? “Man by himself could not have written such a consistent, non-contradictory book,” says Ham. But how does he know man wrote it with divine inspiration? “Because of what the Bible itself claims of itself,” he says.

That's a little later on in the article. Yeah.

Need I comment on that laughable bullshit?

7/30/2010 8:44:56 AM

#1213648
Isa

They wasted a museum that actually sounds really cool (technology-wise) on a really stupid belief.

Why am I not surprised?

10/1/2010 5:54:14 PM

#1213677
Gayatri

Solar astrophysics? There is no such program at the University of Colorado - the fact that they even got the name of the program wrong makes me scream BS from here to the end of Space.

What a truck load of loons. And, if this is what rednecks can do to Ph.Ds, then I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.

BTW, this nut-house, er, I mean, 'museum' was shown on TLC when the Duggars visited it with their humongous family. And, it's people like this who are reproducing at such alarming, mind-boggling rates :(

This link has video clips that 'show-cases' the 'museum'.
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/02/the_duggars_visit_the_creation.php

10/1/2010 8:11:25 PM

#1213708
Justanotheratheist

A museum made up entirely of exhibits for things that never happened.

Is that a world first perhaps?

10/1/2010 10:42:05 PM

#1213745


We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence.

You goddamn would, if you goddamn could, doctor Asshat.

10/2/2010 12:20:00 AM
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