"This was so stupid, that I had to register and comment on it."
That's nice. Here's a gold star.
"This little comic is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard."
You have a bit of foam on your shirt. May wanna wipe it off before animal control comes by.
"To be an atheist is fuckin' stupid."
If you say so...
"'Hey, we were created from some big bang and then we evolved!' Ummm that's pretty fuckin stupid."
Especially considering that:
a) The Big Bang theory has nothing, read: NOTHING, to do with Theory of Evolution, and,
b) You have oversimplified ToE far beyond anything beyond a strawman. Bravo.
"Or "I came from fucking monkeys!" God or not, I'm not an ancestor of a monkey."
Sooooo...ToE is false because it doesn't make you feel special enough? Because if you look objectively, we are not that dissimilar from many primates. Even just empirically.
"There are some pretty bullshit religions out there but Christianity has a lot of fact to it."
Snakes can talk, bugs have 4 legs, rabbits chew cud, etc. etc. etc.
"Hell, even some scientists are leaning toward Christianity rather than science because some science is bullshit."
Any sources to back that up, or just what your pastor told you?
"That comic took almost everything said out of context. Christians are not like that. If they are, then they're fuckin stupid but I know I'm not."
No true Scotsman FTW!
"I don't force my religion on other people."
We'll get to that later...
"Christians also don't treat their wives like that."
Uh-huh...read through this forum...I will admit that a religion should not be judged by the crazies, but look through here, buddy. There are numerous misogynistic pricks who use the Bible to back up the "women = property" belief. I won;t say all Christians believe that, but don't you dare say none of them do.
"That was stupid to put in there. The 'Under God' thing, if you don't like it, leave America you fucking idiot."
So much for that "don't force my religion on others" thing. Also, that tidbit was added in the Cold War, under the belief that the "dirty Commies" react to religion like a vampire to garlic. A pissing match to prove that you're "really American" and NOT of the founding fathers invention.
"No one's stopping you."
And I thank God I don;t live there in the first place.
"All you fucking people who hate our president for giving you freedom, go to some other country and get killed for not worshiping their god or something."
Bush GIVES freedom?! Two words. Patriot Act. And back to that not forcing your religion on others thing...
"You all love it here and don't want to leave, but insist on saying that our president is stupid."
BECAUSE HE IS!
"You're a damn idiot."
Charming.
"Get the fuck out of America."
Again, glad I'm not there in the first place.
"On another note, God gave humans the choice of believing or not. He knows what will happen but wants us to see for ourselves."
Sounds like a sick, manipulative bastard to me, but who am I, a dirty unbeliever, to judge the Almighty?
"And Jesus dying was meant to fogive our sins, it was what he did that for, not the fact that he did it."
By dying. For 3 days. Big sacrifice. And I don't get how that works. Mankinds sin was not on the table. He was persecuted and martyred for his beliefs...assuming he lived...so that entitles him a title as a martyr...but how does that equate to savior? If that was the case, you guys have had dozens of saviors.
"I don't know where you get it saying the Earth was flat, but whatever. Just remember humans thought the Earth was flat for a LONG time."
A belief FERVENTLY upheld by the church. Same with Geocenticism.
"In conclusion, all you atheists are retarded. Geez."
Because we disagree with you? Lovely.
"At least HAVE a god."
And by *A* God, I have a sneaking feeling you mean *YOUR* God.