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Well, let's not talk 'religion', let's talk doctrine. There are signifigant differences between what the Bible teaches and what some churches teach. If you are in a church which is teaching things which are different from the Bible (and the Orthodox church does), then you should leave it.

[Bible verses to help make randy's "point]

So, if you leave the false doctrine, what will your Aunt do? She may not speak to you. All over the world, there are people who, when they are saved, are rejected by their families. In fact, in some Jewish communities, if someone is saved, the father can pronounce the child to be 'dead'. They will actually go so far as having a funeral and a time of mourning for them. Then if someone encounters them on the street, they are treated like a stranger or an outsider. Just because someone is saved, their whole family treats them as though they do not exist. There are other cultures (muslims, moron's) where a new Christian is completely rejected by the community: they loose their jobs, police single them out, etc. In some muslim countries, you can be killed for being a Christian.

John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

By the way, that answers your third question as well. The world will hate you simply for being a Christian and taking a stand!

Bro. Randy, Teens4Christ 27 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#208190
Papabear

No, but the world may hate you if you become like Bro.Randy, a misogynistic, racist, homophobic asshole who lies to children.

4/13/2007 3:42:21 AM

#208217
Øyvind

Well, let's not talk 'religion', let's talk doctrine. There are signifigant differences between what the Bible teaches and what some churches teach.
So you want to follow the Bible? I'll keep that in mind for later.

All over the world, there are people who, when they are saved, are rejected by their families.
Not to mention the many atheists who are shunned or otherwise punished when they tell their parents that they have become 'un-saved', none of which you care the least bit about. Lovely selective compassion.

In fact, in some Jewish communities, if someone is saved, the father can pronounce the child to be 'dead'.
Not worse? In Christian communities where they follow the Bible, you're stoned to death, after which you actually are 'dead'.


They will actually go so far as having a funeral and a time of mourning for them.
Good of them.
There are other cultures (muslims, moron's) where a new Christian is completely rejected by the community: they loose their jobs, police single them out, etc.
And in the USA, that's precisely how you shamelessly treat us atheists. Mirror, mirror.

In some Muslim countries, you can be killed for being a Christian.
And according to the Bible, not being a Christian means you should be slain before Jesus. In fact, merely disrespecting your parents means you should be stoned to death.

By the way, that answers your third question as well. The world will hate you simply for being a Christian and taking a stand!
You mean before you kill them and everyone else in the city before burning it down?

4/13/2007 4:01:18 AM

#208233
James

...

4/13/2007 4:16:23 AM

#208237
anti-nonsense

And yet again, Randy is an arrogant ass who thinks he knows what an omnipotent onmiscent invisible being wants.

4/13/2007 4:20:50 AM

#208246
Wet Walnuts

I figured it was just a matter of time before Bro. Randy started bashing the Orthodox Christians. The fact that their church has been around 18 centuries longer than his denomination is apparently of no moment to him, either.

4/13/2007 4:49:05 AM

#208258
CrowdingHell

There's a way to win people over: \"Everyone's going to hate you!!!\"

4/13/2007 5:05:11 AM

#208271
Redhunter

So Randall continues his \"It's us or them\" mentality to confused teens.

In the land of 82% Christianity we are SOOOOO persecuted!
Boo-fucking-hoo. You can’t talk about those ‘Moron’ countries where one can be killed for expressing their christianity, because it doesn’t mean jack shit to you. You are not there, and YOU are NOT persecuted!

But yes, let’s keep scaring them chillen’s and show them that their very families are out to get them, that’ll make it so much easier for them to cut their ties to their relatives and join you in the maze of buried school busses under your secluded compound.
Has he started touting the ‘Good Christian Need’ of fully automatic weapons yet? Or is that in the next phase of brain-washing?

4/13/2007 5:37:08 AM

#208490
anevilmeme

Randy let's be honest, you're talking bullshit.

4/13/2007 10:21:11 AM

#208540
Matilde

And in an incredible exercise of double standards, you´re allowed to reject your own kids in your family if they are atheist and join other religion, why?, because yours is true, theirs isn´t. But why?, because I say so. And what does this moron(his spelling is also precious) think the rest of the religions think?, why are they worse than yours?

4/13/2007 11:13:46 AM

#208599
szenah

The world will hate you simply for being a Christian and taking a stand!


No, Randy, the world hates you because you're an asshole.

4/13/2007 12:11:30 PM

#208734
Jonathan

\"In fact, in some Jewish communities, if someone is saved, the father can pronounce the child to be 'dead'. They will actually go so far as having a funeral and a time of mourning for them. Then if someone encounters them on the street, they are treated like a stranger or an outsider. Just because someone is saved, their whole family treats them as though they do not exist. There are other cultures (muslims, moron's) where a new Christian is completely rejected by the community: they loose their jobs, police single them out, etc. In some muslim countries, you can be killed for being a Christian.\"

And I'm sure you wouldn't do exactly the same fucking thing to people who left your church. The way you talk about non-christians, no wait I mean anyone who's not part of your specific denomination, you're just waiting to shun and ostracize someone for whatever reason you think you can justify with your little book.

4/13/2007 2:33:26 PM

#208852
JP

No one hates anyone for \"getting saved.\" Practically everyone hates anyone who tells them how to think.

4/13/2007 4:03:56 PM

#208867
GR^

Brother Randy's knowledge of the outside world is nonexistent.

4/13/2007 4:10:27 PM

#208871
Bunyip Girl

Oh Gawd! LOL. Bro Randy just discovered that there is such a thing as doctrine. Seems that Randy is getting his religious education here on FSTDT.


4/13/2007 4:11:36 PM

#208928
Mister Spak

What do you do when someone leaves your church, round Randy?

4/13/2007 4:44:22 PM

#208991
BurntBush

So if the bible says that it's wrong to be fat, then you should ignore any advise that comes from a big fat slob? Got it.

4/13/2007 5:26:49 PM

#209057
Nekhbet

Well Bro Randy, we're digging a grave for you in Little Rock, uhhh Israel

4/13/2007 6:20:53 PM

#209130
John

If you are in a church which is teaching things which are different from the Bible

No Christian church teaches things which are different from the Bible. They just disagree with the Bro's interpretation.

The world will hate you simply for being a Christian

Well, if he means the hate-filled, bigoted Landmark Baptist definition of \"Christian\", then yes, you'll probably annoy the other 99% of the world.

4/13/2007 8:03:08 PM

#209489
Current

As something vaguely resembling a member of \"the world\", I can tell you that I don't hate christians. I do despise assholes, and the willfully ignorant are possibly the most annoying thing in the world for me, but fortunately, the majority of christians are neither.

4/14/2007 1:42:33 AM

#209613
Morpheus

BurntBush: Proverbs 23:2
And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.

Well, Bro. Randy? What sayeth you to that?

4/14/2007 6:46:59 AM

#209628
ZugTheMegasaurus

A few religious fundies do not equal \"the world\". Most of us will put up with you for the sake of freedom, even though the things you say are ridiculous and based in ignorance.

4/14/2007 7:19:47 AM

#209806
JDChambers

The only person you can trust is Bro. Randy

The only person you can trust is Bro. Randy

The only person you can trust is Bro. Randy

The only person you can trust is Bro. Randy

The only person you can trust is Bro. Randy

You getting it yet kids. your parents hate you and the government hates you. and everyone in the world hates you because you are a Christian. Come be with Bro. Randy so that he may protect you.

Btw. when coming you need to steal as much money form your parents as you can so you and Bro can begin stockpiling weapons and food stores for the \"final battle.\"

4/15/2007 3:54:57 AM

#209953
quantumspirit

For once I agree with Bro. Randy. If a community, like an internet forum, is teaching false doctrine, you should leave. Everyone should leave Teens-4-Yeesus, because Bro. Randy is turning the Bible into bullshit.

4/15/2007 7:23:43 AM

#222548
tracer

Yea, I know, Randy -- I have problems with Moron culture all the time too.

5/1/2007 8:00:45 PM

#324893
GigaGuess

No wonder people think being gay is a choice...even if the persecution they feel they face is so benign, I can HEAR the Martyrs of centuries past pissing themselves with laughter.

11/1/2007 10:51:13 AM
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