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["i'm sorry but i don't like president bush at all, why wasn't there an option for the opinion that he shouldn't have been there?"]

That option wasn't there because God ordained him. Personally, I think he is the greatest president since Regan, and second only to Regan.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 59 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#202091
Bunyip Girl

Randy thinks Reagan was so great he made the extra effort to learn how to spell Reagon's name.

4/5/2007 11:12:14 AM

#202138
rcnj3890

Pssh, who needs FDR and Lincoln when you have Reagan and Bush II!

You're one of the few people I actually hate, Brother Randy.

4/5/2007 11:55:23 AM

#202154
Xi

He should hear older recordings of Bush saying he won't fire homosexual workers because said workers were doing their job, and being homosexual wasn't getting in the way.

Heh, or he should get the collections of videos where you can make Bush debate Bush.

4/5/2007 12:17:57 PM

#202155
Alarica

\"Have you been following President Bush lately? Don't you just love the way he is explaining and promoting the war against terrorism?\"

*sits down in a corner and starts crying*


\"What, exactly are you talking about? Intelluctally, he is brilliant.\"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one, Randy.


*sigh*
The whole thread is beyond stupid...

4/5/2007 12:18:48 PM

#202162
Joe

Yeah, he's great. Not like those other slackers. Now what were their names again? Oh yeah: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

4/5/2007 12:23:39 PM

#202163
szenah

If God ordains human leaders, God must have ordained Clinton, too.

There's really no point in fundie \"get out the vote\" drives, is there? God will make sure the right person is ordained, right?

4/5/2007 12:23:49 PM

#202180
Redhunter

And you like ReAgan so much that you can't even spell his name. That's not a surprise since your god is in league with bush.

You're worshipping something, but no good being would give that fuckhead that job. That wasn't divine intervention, that was asinine intervention.

4/5/2007 12:37:16 PM

#202197
NonProphet

It is apparent that Randy worships the ancient Babylonian god of stupid.

4/5/2007 12:53:36 PM

#202205
Puck

There's a town in Texas that wants its idiot back.

God ordained an idiot. What does that say? Idiots are favored?

Get thee to the back of the queue, Randy. It's a long one.

4/5/2007 1:04:13 PM

#202206
Ambrielle

Damn that whole thread is disturbing.
And the poor guy who said he didn't like bush... banned.

4/5/2007 1:05:43 PM

#202239
Doctor Whom

God ordained him? Then God's prophets are on the Supreme Court of the United States, which conservatives want to shut up most of the time.

Yet someone in the thread had the nerve to carp about liberal activist judges.

4/5/2007 1:31:00 PM

#202243
NotMe

I think he is the greatest president since Regan, and second only to Regan


Let's try and pars this.

Bush is the best since Reagan. Bush is second only to Reagan.Reagan did not rule in any time period after Reagan so how can Bush be second to Reagan in the time period after Reagan?

4/5/2007 1:36:57 PM

#202266
The Watcher

I'm a grown man, crying, after I read that thread.

4/5/2007 1:57:36 PM

#202296
Zap

So... if God ordained him, why do we even bother to vote again?

4/5/2007 2:14:29 PM

#202315
TDR

ORDAINED???

WHAT CENTURY IS THIS!!!

4/5/2007 2:37:30 PM

#202324
xMinionX

His next post is worst. What an obnoxious prick. *barf*

4/5/2007 2:46:46 PM

#202333
KommissarKrunch

Wait just a damned minute here!

For those who choose not to check the
thread, here is the poll in question:

Should we change the US Constitution to allow President Bush 4 more years?

Absolutely, I am a American who is proud of President Bush [ 7 ] ** [53.85%]

No, he's doing a great job, but 8 years is enough. [ 3 ] ** [23.08%]

It's time for him to go. [ 3 ] ** [23.08%]

Wow. I have read many completely fucked up things from Bro. Randy and his minions, but this may be the worst.

Bro. Randy is determined to turn these poor kids into robotic right-wing twitlets.

In regards to the quote, I would love to see how randy actually *KNOWS* that Bush is ordained by god.

Personally, I think that if there actually was a god, he/she/it wouldn't ordain someone to fuck up a good thing.

4/5/2007 2:52:28 PM

#202355
Mike


4/5/2007 3:14:07 PM

#202356
Papabear

KommissarKrunch -- Bro.R. \"knows\" that because his Bible says that. The Bible claims all government officials are ordained by God. The Fundies always forget that passage when the government official in question is not a right-wing Christian.

4/5/2007 3:15:08 PM

#202407
WritingIsMyReligion

You mean Mr. Ray-Gun? 'Cause ya spelled his name wrong, there.

4/5/2007 3:44:02 PM

#202416
[i]McCulloch[/i]

That option wasn't there because God ordained him.
And I always thought that the Republicans claimed that the people of the USA elected him.

Personally, I think he is the greatest president since Regan, and second only to Regan.
Brian Regan was President?

4/5/2007 3:49:16 PM

#202463
BurntBush

Why? Is Bush pro NAMBLA?

4/5/2007 4:28:55 PM

#202480
Marty McFly

Would you change your opinion on Bush, if you found out that he listened to rock music?

4/5/2007 4:44:41 PM

#202484
Ambrielle

Apparently god ordains all US presidents. Because, you know, America is much more special than the rest of the world.
Apparently he even ordained \"Klinton\" (BR likes to repeatedly misspell Clinton for some reason).

4/5/2007 4:49:35 PM

#202507
David D.G.

\"Ordained\"?!?

Bro. Randy, like Bush himself, seems to be under the delusion (one of many) that Bush is not president, but king.


~David D.G.

4/5/2007 5:20:00 PM
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