If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human. This message is to all atheist. Even if you have to mate over seas with the ape or monkey. Also, you could put human blood in the monkey or ape. You could even splice genes, with them. So the world can see what you care about. Now believers in God, like me Corey M. Davis should try to make gold colored metal angle robots called cheribium. The cheribium should be 7 feet tall and 350 pounds in wieght. In addition, we believers in God should build small block sized towns, on helium filled platforms. These towns would have a greek heavenly look. Later believers can show the world a small example of a god on a super super 3D computer. The god would make a universe of stars, planets, moons, black holes and so on. Next, he would make an earth planet and the humans. Then he would give them free will and some will respect that god. On the other hand some would deny that universeâs holly spirit or should I say super super 3D computer program.
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... what IS it with you people and wanting everyone to go fucking apes and chimps and knocking them up?
Are cows and little-sisters/daughters (or as you call'em: "property") "passé" in the bible belt, its all about the silverbacks now?
Also, evolution does not work that way.
I was interested to read the otehr day that we *can* actually receive blood transfusions and kidney transplants from chimpanzees, because they're so genetically close to humans.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6505691.stm
Time to get rid of the dog, i want a pet that could come in handy!
If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human.
If a monkey suddenly turned into a human right before our eyes, that would be a pretty strong argument for God, not against him.
ahahahaha, Yes, Corey, that is exactly what you should do. Please get back to us with your completed project.
To me atheist have dreams, of an army, of chimpanzees, in blue jump suits, with blue hats and a red star, on each hat. Also, each one of them beating the ground with a paper roll. Imagin an army of chimpanzees in rage.
Also, an Audio Slave sound track, would be funny with a massive number, of chimps wearing those uniforms.
"If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human"
Sure, sure. just give me a few million years and a suitable environment.
Excuse me, but why whould I want to do anything stupid like that? Both monkeys and apes are cousins of humans, the are not lower on any "evolution ladder" than us, they are at the top of their ladder at the moment, we are on top of ours right now.
Soon, in just a few hundred thousand years something will slowly evolve from us into a new kinds of human, ape and monkey.
Is he talking about Sims?
If you really believe that there is a God, then turn a pile of dirt into a human. This message is to all fundies. Even if you have to mate over seas with the dirt. Also, you could put human blood in the dirt. You could even put jeans on the dirt. So the world can see what you care about. Now unbelievers in God, like me Anon E. Moose should try to make robots called tengen toppa gurren lagann. The TTGL should be the size of the universe and nearly infinite pounds in weight. In addition, we unbelievers in God should build small block sized towns, on platforms mounted on four elephants atop a huge turtle. These towns would have a geek heavenly look. Later unbelievers can show the world a small example of a god on a super super 3D computer. The god would make a universe of stars, planets, moons, black holes and so on. Next, he would make an earth planet and the humans. Then he would give them free will and everyone won't have to respect that god if they so wish. On the other hand some would acknowledge that universeâs holly spirit or should I say super super 3D computer program on Red Dwarf.
fixed. And in before the bunny with a pancake on it's head, the 'WHARRRGARRRBL' dog, the LOL WUT pear etc...
This sounds like the plot for a great animated series, or perhaps a trilogy of novels. You've got deviant sex, Evangeli-I mean cheribium, futuristic cities and a futuristic program that could tie into a very trippy storyline.
This is the best Fundie idea ever!
Wow, read the whole thread. Corey must be either a very poorly educated (probably homeschooled) young child, mentally ill, or a very good Poe.
"Also, you could put human blood in the monkey or ape."
- Chimpanzees are similar enough to humans that we can give each other blood transfusions, so what you are suggesting is quite credible.
The rest of your post is mindless spew.
"If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human"
If God really exists, prove that Earth is flat.
One day if I ever become wealthy I will take the nucleus out of a chimp and put it in a human egg cell with a human nucleus still in it and then produce an UGLY atheist dream come true a monkey human. Wow, an ugly freak of nature for communism. I would rather have metal angle robots feed and protect the worlds poor, not some stupid monkey human.
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