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#44743
Redhunter
Then you obviously weren't paying attention, and/or using your brain.
6/20/2006 10:13:58 AM
#44751
Julian
OK, school is that big building you're meant to go to from Monday to Friday. That thing you go to on Sunday is where most people try to nap.
6/20/2006 12:30:34 PM
#44762
David D.G.
It helps to not be on drugs when you're in class, 'kay?
~David D.G.
6/20/2006 1:49:07 PM
#44918
Crosis
I have notified my local Association for the Humane Treatment of Strawmen chapter. A representative will be by shortly.
6/21/2006 1:20:59 AM
#285812
No one taught you anything in school you ignorant schmuck.
9/12/2007 7:52:00 AM
#285836
wautd
Bibleclass?
9/12/2007 8:57:08 AM
#285838
Viva
Tell me the name of your biology teacher, i want to kick the living hell out of that idiot.
9/12/2007 8:59:03 AM
#285848
GigaGuess
EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
/Morbo
9/12/2007 9:12:36 AM
#958512
JSS
From...haha...dirt to men. That's what creationism taught us in school.
5/20/2009 1:18:35 PM
#958518
Thejebusfire
Why is it that so many people who deny evolution can't seem to define it (or even use grammar for that matter)?
5/20/2009 1:26:03 PM
#958525
JohnTheAtheist
Evolution is true and if you want proof you still have the rocks in your head you dumb fucking idiot.
5/20/2009 1:30:31 PM
#958552
Table Rock
I'm guessing you got a D-. You would've gotten an F but the teacher didn't want you to come back again the next year.
5/20/2009 2:14:28 PM
#958558
Grigadil
...rocks?
5/20/2009 2:23:22 PM
#1209220
Allegory for Jesus
Rocks to frogs is abiogenesis, and also skips over bacterial life that is more reasonably believed to be the first form of life.
Birds came from early reptiles, and did not descend from mammals.
Birds definitely didn't become aquatic mammals, and it is doubtful that aquatic mammals descended from anything that could be called "horses" either. Same for whales to apes.
As for apes to men: the superficial resemblance between the two species is so strong that I cannot fathom how creationists can appeal to "common sense" to refute evolution when it is equally common sensical to realize that we more similar to apes than any other species on Earth.
Putting frogs early on and suggesting a relationship between apes and men is perhaps the only thing resembling accuracy in your representation of evolution here. I give you a D. Try harder.
9/18/2010 4:04:27 PM
#1209318
Justanotheratheist
Homeschool, by any chance?
9/18/2010 11:44:16 PM
#1291564
Blarghonius
For tomorrow's lesson on how to think like Kent Hovind, we'll be teaching you how to commit tax fraud.
5/22/2011 12:44:46 PM
#1291582
Swede
Or, ya know, NOT!
5/22/2011 1:20:52 PM
#1441599
MarylandBear
to lions to tigers to bears, oh my!
8/31/2012 11:44:23 AM
#1446697
Ebon
Unlike creationism which teaches mud to human in one step.
9/13/2012 2:49:29 AM
#1511390
Kuyohashi
Wow, that is just so very crammed with lies, the most egregious one is that you went to school.
3/3/2013 12:28:38 AM
#1511396
Either you had a really, really bad teacher, or your memory is really, really bad.
3/3/2013 1:44:51 AM
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