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We see a lot of restoration miracles. I have heard of reports of people who have had organs removed and then later on when the doctor goes to take an xray, the body has regenerated those parts, or God may have performed a restoration miracle.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#108219
SaneChick

Just once I'd like to see a crazy ass statement like this backed up with some kind of documentation.

Not that that's ever going to happen.

11/20/2006 8:46:26 PM
#108245
AriseNow

Sometimes surgical instruments appear inside of patients after surgeries, the body has formed those tools, or God has performed a tool fabrication miracle.

11/20/2006 9:57:09 PM
#108492
Julian

Yet your brain still appears to be missing? Pray harder fuckwit!

11/21/2006 8:22:08 AM
#108513
Archaeopath

Perhaps he's talking about the liver, which does have the ability to partially regenerate...but, nah, that'd imply he had some sort of intelligence going on.

11/21/2006 10:32:01 AM
#187355
mrsyoungie

Liver? nah, nobody has their liver removed. The only thing I can come up with is the tonsils which can certainly grow back, but it's not like
God is saving somebody's life by growing back their tonsils. Grown somebody back a new kidney or something if you want to impress me.

3/20/2007 11:51:37 AM
#187357
Ambrielle

Evidence please?

3/20/2007 12:10:44 PM
#187358
David B.

Strange it's only vague 'internal organs' on x-rays that regenerate, and not - for example - arms or legs.

3/20/2007 12:11:42 PM
#187359
JaredM

*cough*bullshit*cough*

3/20/2007 12:14:32 PM
#187495
JP

This is pretty weak for John. I expect better crazy from him.

3/20/2007 6:48:25 PM
#423548
hGoddess

"His appendix was removed 6 months ago for acute appendicitis. Patient is complaining of horrible stomach pains again. X-ray shows that his appendix had miraculously grown back again, praise God! Second surgery recommended to prove the miracle."

[citation needed]

3/4/2008 9:49:58 PM
#423582
GigaGuess

Pictures?

Links?

Citation?

Anything?

Didn't think so. Funny how no one ever thinks to actually DOCUMENT these big miracles.

3/4/2008 10:34:47 PM
#423674
Caustic Gnostic

Where's that thick stack of testimonials?

3/4/2008 11:54:59 PM
#424179
Canadiest

Fundie; " I have heard"

Translation; Here's another lie

3/5/2008 1:43:41 PM
#462262
clockworkgirl21

If that were true, it'd be a medical miracle, and be all over the news.

4/11/2008 4:45:42 PM
#462424
Viva

documentation please!

4/11/2008 7:57:52 PM
#462428
apYrs

citations please.

or just one....

4/11/2008 8:04:16 PM
#541086


If you are talking about transplants then doctors did it. If not then you're an idiot.

6/13/2008 4:06:02 PM
#541107
shutterbug

Aaaahhh....the pod people are emerging!

6/13/2008 4:14:37 PM
#541151
Grigadil

Or maybe somebody mixed up the plates again.

6/13/2008 4:44:13 PM
#1096952
Arctic Knight

My brother had surgery because of testicular cancer....you could make a believer out of me if your god would give him some balls.

1/18/2010 1:11:45 AM
#1096958
Caustic Gnostic

Well, if any fundie has ever prayed for a higher IQ, god's track record isn't very good.

[NB for all ex-fundies: once you shuck the yoke, the sky's the limit.]

1/18/2010 1:30:47 AM
#1320261
Quantum Mechanic

[citation seriously fucking needed]

8/9/2011 1:36:02 PM
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