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#178123
ez-c
Of course, they would find this satanic:
Tool's \"Right In Two\"
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one you're bound to divide it
Right in two
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs they forge a blade
And where there's one they're bound to divide it
Right in two
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club,
And beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,
To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.
[Cutting it all right in two
/ Cut it all right in two]
/ Cutting our love right in two]
Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over your lie, over blood, over anything
Fight over love, over sun, over nothing
Fight till they die,
(Ahhh!) over what? for their ending
Angels on the sideline again,
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.
[Cutting it all right in two
/ Cut it all right in two]
/ Cutting our love right in two]
3/7/2007 3:35:01 AM
#178126
BurntBush
Speaking of tool.
3/7/2007 3:42:05 AM
#178135
HypnoToad
Damn, two comments and somebody already took my joke. And I thought Satan only influenced good music.
3/7/2007 3:51:50 AM
#178154
Osiris
A fork is a tool. Everyone destroy your forks, they are tools. All tools are Satanic!
3/7/2007 3:58:15 AM
#178182
Morgan
Oh please. Can't any of you just say \"I don't like this band's music\" without going on about how \"evil and corrupt\" they are? There's no such thing as Satan, there's no such thing as the anti-Christ, and all any of these bands bring to people is their brand of music.
3/7/2007 4:12:07 AM
#178201
JaredM
I'm pretty sure this is a parody, check out the rest of the site.
3/7/2007 4:33:20 AM
#178237
D Laurier
no James, most people will actualy reject evil.
You are resorting to raving hysteria as an argument.
3/7/2007 5:49:27 AM
#178261
Napoleon the Clown
Evil people eat. Stop eating.
3/7/2007 6:24:12 AM
#178280
Redhunter
\"jesus blows his fucking whistle\"
Tool Rocks Ass.
3/7/2007 6:35:22 AM
#178360
b. beau brinker
Who's the tool now?
3/7/2007 8:48:21 AM
#178362
Malicious Bloke
tool are a bit shit and a lot of their fans need a knife in the eye, but they are hardly satanic
3/7/2007 8:51:28 AM
#178433
anevilmeme
But I thought Air Supply were the AntiChrist.
3/7/2007 11:35:21 AM
#178470
Prager
Personally, I had my money on ABBA.
3/7/2007 1:30:47 PM
#178540
Mister Spak
What about Tool Time? Is Tim Allen one of the antichrists?
3/7/2007 3:04:11 PM
#178850
Matilde
Antichrist, the waiting list is full, even from an ethnocentric point of view(nobody in Europe or Asia knows who these guys are)
3/7/2007 9:24:11 PM
#178900
Ludd
Tool - Opiate
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me,
like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
3/7/2007 9:55:42 PM
#178932
Old Viking
Satanic music is much better disguised. (Pssst. New York Philharmonic!)
3/7/2007 10:12:26 PM
#180153
tyro
No, no, A Perfect Circle is the one that did \"Judith.\" Get your facts straight.
3/9/2007 10:52:07 AM
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