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Quote# 21347

[On James Cameron's documentary claiming to have found caskets containing Jesus and his family.]

I've already advised the Discovery Channel that if they air this I will cancel my subscription....they should be lucky that I don't strap explosives around my waste.


John, Time blog 65 Comments [2/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#172599
jo_27e

if you're so sure that it's false, why are you so worked up about it?

3/1/2007 7:42:32 AM

#172724
NonProphet

\"I believe this to be false, so I will throw a tantrum stating so.\"
Got it.

I'm going to cancel my subscription to one cable channel (and to do that, cancel my cable entirely).\"
Got that, too.

\"I'm so filled with Christian righteousness, I'm going to become a suicide bomber!\"
Uh... well, okay, since you don't know the difference between 'waste' and 'waist,' I'm willing to bet you don't know how to build a bomb, either.

3/1/2007 2:45:04 PM

#172740
Eris

1. Somebody call the FBI.

2. \"should be lucky\"? Where the fuck does this come from? Should be grateful, et cetera. Are lucky. Who the fuck is voluntarily lucky?

3/1/2007 3:01:14 PM

#173185
Axver

It's funny how it seems that mainly rabid Christians are taking this documentary seriously. Almost all non-Christians I know, especially those who actually have an interest in history, aren't taking this documentary seriously at all - I've heard more than one comment about how it's the \"1421 of religion\" (referring to Gavin Menzies' rather absurd and poorly done thesis about how China discovered pretty much everywhere in 1421). Meanwhile, fundies are taking it so seriously that they are threatening to blow up shit in more ways than one!

3/1/2007 9:29:16 PM

#173238
JaredM

I propose a Christian Suicide Bomber Award.

3/1/2007 10:19:06 PM

#173280
Mac

Oh wow, I laughed so hard at the end of this.

3/1/2007 10:57:21 PM

#178232
Vortex

\"...they should be lucky that I don't strap explosives around my waste.\"
When a burning paper bag on the doorstep isn't enough.

3/7/2007 5:34:19 AM

#178668
Brian X

Someone's unclear on the concept of \"basic cable\".

3/7/2007 7:18:51 PM

#195340
Wilford Brimley

Oh shit, he's gonna cancel his subscription! GOD HELP US.

3/30/2007 1:39:55 AM

#376892
Mrs. Dracula.

"they should be lucky that I don't strap explosives around my waste..."

DO IT.

1/8/2008 3:09:07 AM

#376941
Lithp

If only they weren't so fortunate....

1/8/2008 4:35:40 AM

#872285
God

I am happy that you religious people do not all blow yourself up. But only because there are so many of you. The collateral damage would be too big.

1/28/2009 1:48:18 PM

#966798
JSS

I knew Christianity wasn't any less violent than Islam!

6/6/2009 8:43:11 AM

#966800
Swedish Pagan

So? Who cares if you cancel a subscription. And if you want to go out in the style of terrorist suicide bombers, then go ahead. As long as you stay away from other people, that is.

6/6/2009 8:49:21 AM

#967064
EvoPagan

I think we would ALL be lucky if you didn't strap explosive around your waste.

6/7/2009 4:27:18 AM
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