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A few nights ago, a couple of my friends (who aren't christians and are very into meditation, spiritual experiences, etc.) made a ouija board and experimented with it. They said they met a group of "people" and were talking with them for hours. They've been documenting their conversations and everything. My friends told me their names and their stories and that they've been doing this for 3 or 4 nights in a row.

I know they're communicating with demons, and im not sure what to do. They actually believe they're talking to dead people in a sort of limbo. If i try and tell them they're actually talking to demons posing as dead people, they won't believe me, and will roll their eyes, basically.

joleigh, bibleforums.org 46 Comments [2/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#171353
Wolight

So the gullible idiots think they're talking to the departed, and the fundies think demons are involved.

*Is now more certain of human stupidity*

2/28/2007 2:17:26 AM
#171354
JustinGG

Demons named...Tim?

2/28/2007 2:17:36 AM
#171364
Archangel_Lucifer

Two bunches of idiots for the price of one!

2/28/2007 2:35:13 AM
#171370
Rockstar

Well, you're both loony tunes. Good work.

2/28/2007 2:40:37 AM
#171372
Detrs

I was never able to get those dumb things to work.

2/28/2007 2:41:20 AM
#171373
The Watcher

\"If i try and tell them they're actually talking to demons posing as dead people, they won't believe me, and will roll their eyes, basically.\"

So would I.

2/28/2007 2:42:07 AM
#171376
D Laurier

any educated person who has any understanding of meditation, will not be fooled by a childrens toy.
The ouija board is such a toy.
Either your \"freinds\" are as credulous as you are...
Or you are repeating an old urban legend.

2/28/2007 2:43:27 AM
#171378
Osiris

Fuck it dude, ouija boards don't work. If you have everyone blind folded and you have one person record the results you get gibberish.

2/28/2007 2:44:08 AM
#171387
Dave

The blind getting frustrated at the blind.

2/28/2007 2:48:23 AM
#171393
Doctor Whom

It's a good thing they don't have the same Ouija board as in Monty Python's Flying Circus.

2/28/2007 2:52:50 AM
#171398
Øyvind

We live in 2007. Aren't we \"a bit too old\" for spiritism, religion, homeopathy and whatnot?

2/28/2007 3:03:14 AM
#171407
Jacob

Handy hint: they're not actually talking to anyone.

2/28/2007 3:13:49 AM
#171415
Zadic

Did it ever occur to you that they're rolling their eyes because it's just one big game and you're taking it far too seriously and out of context. The symbol moves over letters so it must be demons or ghosts trying to communicate, but heaven forbid that you think that they're just moving it themselves. If the demons/ghosts want to talk to you, let them do so without anybody touching the symbol.

2/28/2007 3:21:03 AM
#171430
Berny

The bullshit is strong with this one.

2/28/2007 3:44:31 AM
#171431
Captain Howdy

Don't believe everything your friends tell you.

2/28/2007 3:45:38 AM
#171435
Tom

Hearing a fundy talk about a Ouija board is always fun. Back when I was little I went to a Christian camp, and when one of the fundy counsellors brought up how Ouija was demon worship, no one knew what it was, so naturally we asked. He said that Satan was directing our conversation toward evil things.

2/28/2007 3:49:33 AM
#171437
Distind

I'm torn, I have no idea who to laugh at harder...

2/28/2007 3:55:57 AM
#171442
Øyvind

Wow, when they make such a huge fuzz over a stupid little wooden disc, I can't wait to see what they'll do to global warming, poverty, the AIDS crisis in Africa, and the high crime rate in the US.

[Crickets chirp]

Oh crap.

2/28/2007 4:10:31 AM
#171458
g$

I heard about a girl that used a ouija board and got possessed by an evil demon named Pazuzu. It's true!

2/28/2007 4:34:26 AM
#171492
Redhunter

So 'proof' of demons proves god? And that's as easy to do as making a ouija board? Well, don't that just beat all?

2/28/2007 6:12:34 AM
#171501
Mike

Parker Bros. is of the devil! BLARGH!

2/28/2007 6:26:48 AM
#171514
Prager

The truth be told, they are just pulling your fundamentalist-christian-no-sense-of-humour-imaginationless leg.

2/28/2007 7:21:35 AM
#171524
Matilde

Haven´t you considered that they may be pulling a leg on you?

2/28/2007 8:29:36 AM
#171525
jo_27e

there's a reason they reolled their eyes at you

2/28/2007 8:34:23 AM
#171531
Sevagram

Listen ,you're all as fucking stupid and deluded as one another. Form a suicide pact.

2/28/2007 9:04:50 AM
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