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My Indian friend is from the same tribe that killed the famous atheistic General Custard. A Cherokee. I have a smidge of Sue Indian in me so we get along pretty well when we get the chance to talk. He's a smart guy and an expert on snakes. I've gone out searching for snakes with him before and he finds them so easily! I am not going to state his name and address because by law I do not have to. Now my friend has learned from the really old Indian Chiefs about the old Indian beliefs vs. the popular NewAge Indian beliefs. He says he don't listen to the younger chiefs because they are more into the Hindu Indian than the Cherokee Indian beliefs. He says that the Chrisitian faith is actually the same faith has the Cherokee---and he detest NewAgers, keep that in mind. He does have his share of complaints about the local Christiains and like to humble them when they get ouot of line with their holier than thou attitude backed up with no real moral actions. He respects the Bible has truth and says, "You'd have to be crazy not to believe Jesus is not the Son of God." He says that the White Buffalo represents the pouring of the Holy Spirit in the Indian terms of language. He also says that the Great Spirit represents an Eternal, monotheistic God; not just nature or the universe like in NewAge pantheism. He still does the sun dance., but this is done for tradition and it doesn't mean that they deny the One true God--they've lived by His moral standard! He also firmly states that evolutionists are insane to think that the American Indians have been on the Contenant for as long has evolutionists have claimed. He's YEC all the way! I trust what he says because I know his heart has changed into a very nobel and wise charactor. I've known him for years and I know every sin he's suffered from in the past. But he is a man, a warrior now, a future Chief of the great Cherokee nation which will return...will return, will return, will return, will return....

[bonus points for saying will return four times...]

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