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#162451
Mike
Um, no.
2/16/2007 7:10:54 PM
#162893
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Casey strikes out, again.
His reality check has bounced due to insufficient funds on deposit.
2/17/2007 5:34:33 PM
#162903
Papabear
\"Atheism: Since Jesus is a reality according to the Bible, to hold Atheism consistently one must state that there is no reality! OOPS!\"
Oops, indeed. Since support for Jesus' reality is only in the Bible, Jesus is largely, if not entirely, a fictional character.
\"Just thought you might literally need a reality check.\"
Your literal reality check, has been literally refused.
2/17/2007 5:49:52 PM
#162921
Matilde
Ok, so we all need reality check. We don´t believe that Gilgamesh was half god or that Ra existed. Of course the Bible says Christ is real, no sacred book is dedicated to call names to the religion they´re holding. It´s actually the other way round. Because, for some reason, people believe in a religion, people read the sacred book and believe it. The Bible is the one to be submitted to a reality check.
2/17/2007 6:09:27 PM
#162928
Burning Stake
Exactly: According to the
Bible, a work composed of many different books written in different languages over hundreds of years, and
then translated into your native tounge, English.
At least the
Qur'an was written by
one man.
2/17/2007 6:13:34 PM
#162934
Osiris
And according to the Bible there are giants who make us look like grasshoppers, but they don't seem to exist either.
2/17/2007 6:16:02 PM
#162944
Madame Scarlet
Fortunately for us atheists, the Bible does not dictate reality.
2/17/2007 6:20:36 PM
#162948
cheapthrills
\"a reality check\"
Does that include gratuities?
2/17/2007 6:24:41 PM
#162949
Ahastar
Since I am the king of the world according to this piece of paper I wrote myself, to call me being full of shit one must state that there is no world. OOPS!
Just thought you should know that children are not entitled to an opinion on grownups' topics.
2/17/2007 6:25:08 PM
#162954
AWP
It seems that someone needs a Cluebomb.
2/17/2007 6:27:47 PM
#162979
remix17
For people who claim to be full of faith, they sure like to prove God and Jesus a lot.
2/17/2007 6:57:11 PM
#162983
g-21-lto
This made me laugh! Thanks, Casey Powell.
(Oh, yeah, and your first step is to demonstrate that what the Bible calls reality is, in fact, reality. Just a hint.)
2/17/2007 7:08:09 PM
#163001
JustinGG
Who was it that rounded up the stupidest people on Earth, and told them to post on CARM? I want to hit that person.
2/17/2007 7:30:47 PM
#163015
anevilmeme
Swing and a miss.
2/17/2007 7:47:33 PM
#163020
TB Tabby
Other, more likely possibility: the Bible is not pure, literal fact.
2/17/2007 8:00:49 PM
#163044
Star Cluster
If you want to try and demonstrate something to an atheist, the Bible is not the reference book to use. Since we don't believe in God, we don't believe the bible is his holy word. Now, who is it that needs a reality check?
2/17/2007 8:32:08 PM
#163051
Old Viking
I do OK until they resort to the Bible. Then I'm exposed for the reality-deficient person I am.
2/17/2007 8:37:10 PM
#163057
JD
Why, that's silly. If claiming jesus wasn't real despite that book, you might as well claim some girl named goldilocks didn't really sleep with three bears after eating their food in a cabin they built!
2/17/2007 8:41:14 PM
#163059
flipper
And the Bible is a reality according to,,,OOPS! Your reality check is on a non-existent bank!
2/17/2007 8:42:58 PM
#163079
solomongrundy
\"Atheism: Since bats are really birds according to the Bible, to hold Atheism consistently one must state that there are no birds! OOPS!
2/17/2007 9:09:06 PM
#163109
BurntBush
Is your asshole in your face?
2/17/2007 9:46:48 PM
#163132
TM
Circular logic FTW.
2/17/2007 10:11:37 PM
#163148
Doctor Whom
Since four-legged insects, the pillars on which the earth is set that it cannot be moved, and the heavenly fridge in which snow and hail are stored for future use are reality according to the Bible, to hold otherwise consistently one must state that there is no reality! OOPS!
2/17/2007 11:15:07 PM
#163149
Distind
I'm starting to think the Mighty Casey shots may not be worth it, cause I've never seen this guy stop swinging.
2/17/2007 11:17:17 PM
#163150
Raistlin
Your reality check bounced as it has no reality backing it.
2/17/2007 11:18:04 PM
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