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2/16/2007 7:10:54 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Casey strikes out, again.
His reality check has bounced due to insufficient funds on deposit.
2/17/2007 5:34:33 PM
\"Atheism: Since Jesus is a reality according to the Bible, to hold Atheism consistently one must state that there is no reality! OOPS!\"
Oops, indeed. Since support for Jesus' reality is only in the Bible, Jesus is largely, if not entirely, a fictional character.
\"Just thought you might literally need a reality check.\"
Your literal reality check, has been literally refused.
2/17/2007 5:49:52 PM
Ok, so we all need reality check. We don´t believe that Gilgamesh was half god or that Ra existed. Of course the Bible says Christ is real, no sacred book is dedicated to call names to the religion they´re holding. It´s actually the other way round. Because, for some reason, people believe in a religion, people read the sacred book and believe it. The Bible is the one to be submitted to a reality check.
2/17/2007 6:09:27 PM
Exactly: According to the Bible
, a work composed of many different books written in different languages over hundreds of years, and then
translated into your native tounge, English.
At least the Qur'an
was written by one
2/17/2007 6:13:34 PM
And according to the Bible there are giants who make us look like grasshoppers, but they don't seem to exist either.
2/17/2007 6:16:02 PM
Fortunately for us atheists, the Bible does not dictate reality.
2/17/2007 6:20:36 PM
\"a reality check\"
Does that include gratuities?
2/17/2007 6:24:41 PM
Since I am the king of the world according to this piece of paper I wrote myself, to call me being full of shit one must state that there is no world. OOPS!
Just thought you should know that children are not entitled to an opinion on grownups' topics.
2/17/2007 6:25:08 PM
It seems that someone needs a Cluebomb.
2/17/2007 6:27:47 PM
For people who claim to be full of faith, they sure like to prove God and Jesus a lot.
2/17/2007 6:57:11 PM
This made me laugh! Thanks, Casey Powell.
(Oh, yeah, and your first step is to demonstrate that what the Bible calls reality is, in fact, reality. Just a hint.)
2/17/2007 7:08:09 PM
Who was it that rounded up the stupidest people on Earth, and told them to post on CARM? I want to hit that person.
2/17/2007 7:30:47 PM
Swing and a miss.
2/17/2007 7:47:33 PM
Other, more likely possibility: the Bible is not pure, literal fact.
2/17/2007 8:00:49 PM
If you want to try and demonstrate something to an atheist, the Bible is not the reference book to use. Since we don't believe in God, we don't believe the bible is his holy word. Now, who is it that needs a reality check?
2/17/2007 8:32:08 PM
I do OK until they resort to the Bible. Then I'm exposed for the reality-deficient person I am.
2/17/2007 8:37:10 PM
Why, that's silly. If claiming jesus wasn't real despite that book, you might as well claim some girl named goldilocks didn't really sleep with three bears after eating their food in a cabin they built!
2/17/2007 8:41:14 PM
And the Bible is a reality according to,,,OOPS! Your reality check is on a non-existent bank!
2/17/2007 8:42:58 PM
\"Atheism: Since bats are really birds according to the Bible, to hold Atheism consistently one must state that there are no birds! OOPS!
2/17/2007 9:09:06 PM
Is your asshole in your face?
2/17/2007 9:46:48 PM
Circular logic FTW.
2/17/2007 10:11:37 PM
Since four-legged insects, the pillars on which the earth is set that it cannot be moved, and the heavenly fridge in which snow and hail are stored for future use are reality according to the Bible, to hold otherwise consistently one must state that there is no reality! OOPS!
2/17/2007 11:15:07 PM
I'm starting to think the Mighty Casey shots may not be worth it, cause I've never seen this guy stop swinging.
2/17/2007 11:17:17 PM
Your reality check bounced as it has no reality backing it.
2/17/2007 11:18:04 PM
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