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Quote# 20082

Genesis 2:1-2
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

I believe this is what "scientists" call the 1st Law of Thermodynamics.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 46 Comments [1/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#150242
Mike

As Calvin Coolidge said, \"You lose.\"

1/31/2007 6:29:41 PM

#150272
JohnRaptor

Huh?

1/31/2007 6:48:27 PM

#150280
Chan

So, when God rested on that seventh day, he got really, really hot?

I'm glad to know that God is keeping my car's engine from overheating as I speed down the highway of life towards my just deserts between a rock and a beach in the sun.

1/31/2007 6:52:10 PM

#150284
CrowdingHell

No. It's not.

1/31/2007 6:53:26 PM

#150295
Jezebel's Evil Sister

\"Scientists\" may indeed call it that; but no scientists do. The quotation marks around the word indicate that even AV1611VET realizes that his/her statement is turtle manure.

1/31/2007 7:01:25 PM

#150297
CT

Genesis... God created a shit-load of energy.

1st law... Energy can neither be created or destroyed.


Yeah, the similarity is amazing... *sheesh*

1/31/2007 7:01:59 PM

#150308
Yoda

Making sense, you are not.

1/31/2007 7:10:50 PM

#150312
JP

I'm sure that is what you believe.

1/31/2007 7:16:57 PM

#150320
McCulloch

Let's make a deal, AB1611VET. You stop misrepresenting what scientists say and I'll stop misrepresenting what religions say.

1/31/2007 7:25:58 PM

#150328
Morgan

I'm sorry, but that's mythology, not science. Try again.

1/31/2007 7:30:15 PM

#150333
Noid

Why do fundies love to misunderstand thermodynamics so much?

1/31/2007 7:33:52 PM

#150338
Noid

AV1611VET tries to prove an ancient fairytale by misapplying a fundamental property of the universe.

I believe this is what \"scientists\" call a stupid son of a bitch.

1/31/2007 7:36:38 PM

#150343
Osiris

You mean, the conservation of energy.

1/31/2007 7:39:40 PM

#150395
MK

You can believe whatever you want, the rest of us will continue working with reality.

1/31/2007 8:28:56 PM

#150423
SaveTheBales

On the 8th day, god went out and got some beer to celebrate his work. Sadly, there would be no beer until his images discovered the brewing process several years later.

1/31/2007 8:46:53 PM

#150432
anevilmeme

Is this the same moron that claimed \"dark energy\" is Satanic?

1/31/2007 8:51:10 PM

#150440
David D.G.

And I believe this misrepresentation of science is what any decent, honest, thinking person calls a lie.


~David D.G.

1/31/2007 8:58:14 PM

#150475
Old Viking

I believe this is what \"scientists\" call the 1st Law of Thermodynamics.

Not the better ones.

1/31/2007 9:38:41 PM

#150482
WritingIsMyReligion

No. It actually violates the 1st Law. You know: Energy is neither created nor destroyed...

1/31/2007 9:44:56 PM

#150489
dave whipple

this one will go on my own personal fundy archive

1/31/2007 9:49:27 PM

#150492
Sandman

No, that's what scientists call \"an outmoded and antique mythological belief system designed by and appealing to the unsophisticated and ignorant.\"

1/31/2007 9:52:00 PM

#150533
Hadanelith

Or...not.

1/31/2007 10:21:57 PM

#150564
Matilde

Nope, that´s what scientists call an idiot, in your case, I mean.

1/31/2007 10:37:21 PM

#150566
Papabear

AV -- No.

J's ES -- I love that. Maybe the \"scients\" he's thinking of are Ham & Hovind.

David D.G. -- No, no, couldn't be. Maybe it's not really a lie, maybe it's just ethical adaptation.

1/31/2007 10:37:24 PM

#150577
Hollio

Which part of \"thermo\" does this man not understand?

1/31/2007 11:02:29 PM
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