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are you reading your bible? It is the same if you do not eat meals. You become weak.

Jeff Mills, ITPOG Forum 30 Comments [1/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#149875
Mike

No, doesn't look like it. I'm still... well, almost as strong as ever (thank you mysterious infection!)

1/31/2007 8:15:34 AM

#150026
Papabear

If all you read is your Bible, you become a weak-minded, Fundie asshat.

1/31/2007 4:56:31 PM

#150114
Orion

Gosh, I never knew that reading a book full of lies could provide me with my daily nutrients. This is a great breakthrough! We should start handing Bibles out to all starving children in the world instead of giving them proper meals! Hmmm, why does that sound familiar somehow...

1/31/2007 5:26:07 PM

#150125
BurntBush

No it's not.

1/31/2007 5:29:44 PM

#150190
Jezebel's Evil Sister

God Flakes! Now fortified with one gram of fiber and 200 grams of mythology.

1/31/2007 6:02:35 PM

#150251
Sandman

Is this out of context? Is he saying that reading a Bible makes you weak like from hunger?

1/31/2007 6:34:41 PM

#150256
CrowdingHell

Aha! Now we have the secret to their weakness. All we must do is prevent them from reading their Babbles, and the Evil Atheist Conspiracy will rule the world!

1/31/2007 6:37:40 PM

#150344
Ned Flanders

Mike, that was not an infection. It was Jesus.

1/31/2007 7:39:46 PM

#150356
Bunyipgirl

That's true. Faith will weaken without constant reinforcement, leaving room for reasoned thought.

Can't have that, can we.

1/31/2007 7:44:17 PM

#150447
cheapthrills

I'm weak from trying to comprehend nonsense.

1/31/2007 9:09:28 PM

#150453
jwu

Wait a second...for what side is he arguing? One can interpret it both ways...

1/31/2007 9:14:49 PM

#150456
pbagosy

What if I just eat my Bible? I hear it's fortified with iron!

It must be, what with all the blood in it.

-pb

1/31/2007 9:17:23 PM

#150467
szenah

Reading the Bible gives me the strength to keep making fun of fundies, who seem to read the passages selected for them and nothing else.

1/31/2007 9:32:42 PM

#150501
WritingIsMyReligion

Yes, when you back away from the propaganda, all sorts of nasty little facts start to take root in your brain.

1/31/2007 9:56:24 PM

#150542
Old Viking

Thanks for that observation, Jeff.

1/31/2007 10:25:54 PM

#150559
Matilde

Maybe it would be true for the poor illiterate peasants of the past, but for Budda or King Faisal or Faruk, I think that it doesn´t work. And bearing in mind the level of religious observance and obesity................sorry, your correlation doesn´t work.

1/31/2007 10:34:14 PM

#150608
Stique

Start your day off the holy way!



1/31/2007 11:28:18 PM

#150667
JD

You should eat your bible, if you've nothing else as a meal. Otherwise you would become weak. Plenty of fiber and nutritious inks.

Pretty nasty typo there, jeff; reading bibles is defintely not a very healthy thing to do.

2/1/2007 12:59:37 AM

#150674
ZugTheMegasaurus

Reading your Bible is like not eating meals; it makes you weak. Oh. Good to know; thanks!

2/1/2007 1:05:51 AM

#150730
Napoleon the Clown

Yeah, sure...

2/1/2007 1:34:11 AM

#150733
Pix

What happens if I eat my Bible?

2/1/2007 1:34:41 AM

#150921
Beccs

I haven't read the bible in ten years and I'm a better person for it.

2/1/2007 4:23:59 AM

#151052
Redhunter

pbagosy
What if I just eat my Bible? I hear it's fortified with iron!


...and Iron-y!


Rob Halford/FIGHT

Our father screams in heaven
Wounded and wire tied
Imploring for extinction
We're crucified

Accused by burning angels
Unconcious in a cage
I eat the holy bible
I am the plague

Kill it, kill it, kill it
Kill it, kill it, kill it
Kill it
Kill it
Kill it

2/1/2007 7:33:33 AM

#151089
Julian

But, but, but... The alternative is being fat and full of shit like Brother Randy!

2/1/2007 9:23:28 AM

#157691
MrBadAxe

Have some God Pockets! the only microwaveable meal with the crispycrunchytendeflakychrist!

2/9/2007 2:42:44 AM
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