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Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans and illegally cross the US border so they can carry out their terrorist plots.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 41 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#149373
Mike

Well, why don't ou protect the border? It'd do us a lot of good of not seeing your messages.

1/30/2007 3:45:52 PM

#150273
yarps

Bro. Randy is taking some really good* hallucinogenics.

*For certain values of good.

1/31/2007 6:48:40 PM

#150321
Langdon Alger

Does Brother Randy ever say anything that makes sense? I have a feeling that if he had to describe how to change the oil in his car, it'd deserve to be posted here.

1/31/2007 7:26:05 PM

#150325
JP

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: oh, for fuck's sake.

1/31/2007 7:27:13 PM

#150326
Katherine

I want whatever this guy is smoking.

1/31/2007 7:28:27 PM

#150330
Chan

OH NOES!!!!

As if you can identify a Muslim on sight, and distinguish one from a Christian, given that both people have no apparel or jewelry denoting their faiths. I've known Muslims who sunburn on a cloudy day.

1/31/2007 7:31:26 PM

#150388
Captain Janeway

Classic xenophobia. Brown skin / black hair = evil person.

Fundies are so ignorant & immature.

1/31/2007 8:17:40 PM

#150422
MK

Every time I see Randy's name, I think of his awful picture of his massive fat ass stuffed like pork sausage into a suit two sizes too small. And thinking of that makes me think of the movie \"se7en\" and the guy that Kevin Spacey forces into cutting out a pound of his own flesh. Because Randy is a perfect candidate for that.

1/31/2007 8:46:43 PM

#150426
AriseNow

No, Bro. Randy, the only muslims flown illegally into America can thank the U.S. of A. for the trip to Cuba.

Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans...

How exactly? Did he hire Mexican actors? As a native Spanish speaker I can tell you that Venezuelans and Mexicans speak in a totally different way, and someone with an Arab accent would be immediately identifiable.

So, in short...

1/31/2007 8:49:34 PM

#150448
Nic

1) Hugo Chavez is not Mexican.
2) What evidence do we have that Chavez is in favor of terrorist attacks on USA? Hint: calling Bush the devil is not the same thing.
3) All South Americans are not Mexicans, moron.
4) Just because you think Muslims look like Hispanics does not necessarily make it fucking so.
5) All lists should have five.

1/31/2007 9:11:21 PM

#150455
pbagosy

So, you've been to Venezuela and have proof of this?

Didn't think so.

-pb

1/31/2007 9:15:59 PM

#150462
Matilde

Only in B-movies, my friend. In fact, how is that \"training\" working?, is he teaching them to talk in Spanish with a perfect VENEZUELAN accent?(not Mexican), don´t you realise that Venezuela is as far away from Mexico as Hawaii is from Iran?, besides, wouldn´t it be easier if they just gave them money, in case he was scheming so?, or just a cheap excuse to put all your bogeymen in the same place, for comfort?

1/31/2007 9:25:52 PM

#150525
Napoleon the Clown

Put down the fried twinkies and step away from the computer.

1/31/2007 10:14:36 PM

#150624
NotMe

Anti Bush != Devil / terrorist.

1/31/2007 11:54:16 PM

#150675
Old Viking

Only one problem with the training. When the trainers and the trainees get going on religion, things get a bit rambunctious.

2/1/2007 1:08:50 AM

#150709
Langdon Alger

Let me see if I can work out Randy's logic:

Mexicans are brown people from south of the border

Venezuelans are brown people from south of the border

I don't like Hugo Chavez

Muslims are all brown

THEREFORE:

Hugo Chavez is a Mexican Muslim terrorist.

2/1/2007 1:26:56 AM

#150932
Beccs

Can you provide evidence or is this just an unsubstantiated accusation?

2/1/2007 4:39:42 AM

#150944
SakuraPassion

Bro. Randy please shut your dumbass up.

K thanks

2/1/2007 5:03:11 AM

#150978
Thursday

Hey, \"Bro.\":

Go to Chechnya and see if you can find any Muslims, okay?

(Super-secret hint: lots)

2/1/2007 5:35:59 AM

#151103
Adrian

Isn't this a repost? I remember something about Chavez training Muslims to appear Mexican on an island getting posted a few months back... Of course, it could also simply be Randy dusting some old conspiracy theories of his.

2/1/2007 10:23:55 AM

#151123
Redhunter

Bro Randy is a deluded cultist, racist, sexist, hate-breeding child-warper who should be forced to swim in raw sewage.

2/1/2007 10:43:08 AM

#151248
fuzon

I remember this being one of Boortz's rants a couple of months ago. I'm mildly surprised it took Bro. Randy this long to hear the message.

2/1/2007 4:01:06 PM

#151261
Captain Janeway

Langdon Alger - don't forget Indian people. They're brown too - and idol worshippers!
[/sarcasm]

2/1/2007 4:28:18 PM

#152039
The Flying Spaghetti Monster

\"I'm mildly surprised it took Bro. Randy this long to hear the message.\"

The speed of dark is much slower.

2/2/2007 7:41:00 PM

#342422


Hugo Chavez: And people think I'm crazy.

11/23/2007 1:14:39 PM
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