Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans and illegally cross the US border so they can carry out their terrorist plots.
[1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Well, why don't ou protect the border? It'd do us a lot of good of not seeing your messages.
1/30/2007 3:45:52 PM
Bro. Randy is taking some really good* hallucinogenics.
*For certain values of good.
1/31/2007 6:48:40 PM
Does Brother Randy ever say
that makes sense? I have a feeling that if he had to describe how to change the oil in his car, it'd deserve to be posted here.
1/31/2007 7:26:05 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: oh, for fuck's sake.
1/31/2007 7:27:13 PM
I want whatever this guy is smoking.
1/31/2007 7:28:27 PM
As if you can identify a Muslim on sight, and distinguish one from a Christian, given that both people have no apparel or jewelry denoting their faiths. I've known Muslims who sunburn on a cloudy day.
1/31/2007 7:31:26 PM
Classic xenophobia. Brown skin / black hair = evil person.
Fundies are so ignorant & immature.
1/31/2007 8:17:40 PM
Every time I see Randy's name, I think of his awful picture of his massive fat ass stuffed like pork sausage into a suit two sizes too small. And thinking of that makes me think of the movie \"se7en\" and the guy that Kevin Spacey forces into cutting out a pound of his own flesh. Because Randy is a perfect candidate for that.
1/31/2007 8:46:43 PM
No, Bro. Randy, the only muslims flown illegally into America can thank the U.S. of A. for the trip to Cuba.
Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans...
How exactly? Did he hire Mexican actors? As a native Spanish speaker I can tell you that Venezuelans and Mexicans speak in a totally different way, and someone with an Arab accent would be immediately identifiable.
So, in short...
1/31/2007 8:49:34 PM
1) Hugo Chavez is not Mexican.
2) What evidence do we have that Chavez is in favor of terrorist attacks on USA? Hint: calling Bush the devil is not the same thing.
3) All South Americans are not Mexicans, moron.
4) Just because you think Muslims look like Hispanics does not necessarily make it fucking so.
5) All lists should have five.
1/31/2007 9:11:21 PM
So, you've been to Venezuela and have proof of this?
Didn't think so.
1/31/2007 9:15:59 PM
Only in B-movies, my friend. In fact, how is that \"training\" working?, is he teaching them to talk in Spanish with a perfect VENEZUELAN accent?(not Mexican), don´t you realise that Venezuela is as far away from Mexico as Hawaii is from Iran?, besides, wouldn´t it be easier if they just gave them money, in case he was scheming so?, or just a cheap excuse to put all your bogeymen in the same place, for comfort?
1/31/2007 9:25:52 PM
Napoleon the Clown
Put down the fried twinkies and step away from the computer.
1/31/2007 10:14:36 PM
Anti Bush != Devil / terrorist.
1/31/2007 11:54:16 PM
Only one problem with the training. When the trainers and the trainees get going on religion, things get a bit rambunctious.
2/1/2007 1:08:50 AM
Let me see if I can work out Randy's logic:
Mexicans are brown people from south of the border
Venezuelans are brown people from south of the border
I don't like Hugo Chavez
Muslims are all brown
Hugo Chavez is a Mexican Muslim terrorist.
2/1/2007 1:26:56 AM
Can you provide evidence or is this just an unsubstantiated accusation?
2/1/2007 4:39:42 AM
Bro. Randy please shut your dumbass up.
2/1/2007 5:03:11 AM
Go to Chechnya and see if you can find any Muslims, okay?
(Super-secret hint: lots)
2/1/2007 5:35:59 AM
Isn't this a repost? I remember something about Chavez training Muslims to appear Mexican on an island getting posted a few months back... Of course, it could also simply be Randy dusting some old conspiracy theories of his.
2/1/2007 10:23:55 AM
Bro Randy is a deluded cultist, racist, sexist, hate-breeding child-warper who should be forced to swim in raw sewage.
2/1/2007 10:43:08 AM
I remember this being one of Boortz's rants a couple of months ago. I'm mildly surprised it took Bro. Randy this long to hear the message.
2/1/2007 4:01:06 PM
Langdon Alger - don't forget Indian people. They're brown too - and idol worshippers!
2/1/2007 4:28:18 PM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
\"I'm mildly surprised it took Bro. Randy this long to hear the message.\"
The speed of dark is much slower.
2/2/2007 7:41:00 PM
Hugo Chavez: And people think I'm crazy.
11/23/2007 1:14:39 PM