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#149446
llDayo
12-13 feet tall? If she was in her bedroom I would assume the ceiling to be 8-9 feet high. Was this angel crouching? If not, she was dreaming.
1/30/2007 5:20:07 PM
#149524
g-21-lto
she saw a angle that night.
Right, obtuse, or acute?
the angel she saw was 12-13 feet tall, at the time she thought angles were much like cupid, small...shorter then humans. If this were a dream or a illisuion her mind would of created a image similar to that of cupid, yet it was 4 times the size! She did not realize why the angel was so big in real life till she read in the Bible that angels are 11-15 feet tall.
Or is it possible that she saw this image and interpreted it as an angel?
1/30/2007 6:12:25 PM
#149669
I'm betting it was an obtuse angle! I highly doubt god would be acute.
1/30/2007 9:11:41 PM
#149687
Witty Name Here
\" She did not realize why the angel was so big in real life till she read in the Bible that angels are 11-15 feet tall.\"
Odd that she could have read that in the Bible. Mainly because it's not in the Bible.
1/30/2007 9:24:26 PM
#149740
pauline
Well, I once had a dream that I was Batman and I was hanging out with Spiderman, who kept changing from my brother to my friend Jake to Cuba Gooding Jr. This does not mean that my brother, Jake, or Cuba Gooding Jr. are Spiderman.
1/30/2007 10:28:45 PM
#149751
Old Viking
Now darlin', you be sure visit your mom regularly, you hear?
1/30/2007 10:47:59 PM
#149774
Mister Spak
Facts opposing this event:
Anges don't exist.
You mom is a delusional fundie.
Better watch out for those 90 degree angles, because the hounds of tindalos will get her.
1/30/2007 11:34:20 PM
#164972
tempest1380
Pyro, you need to learn to spell.
Second, you need to learn to think.
Woops, forgot you're a fundy.
Never mind!
2/19/2007 9:57:32 PM
#545486
bitterlycynical
She saw an “angle“ From this angle, your a retard.
6/17/2008 12:25:57 PM
#545489
Ranger Joe
I have PTSD..During the worst attacks of it I can actually -smell- cordite. Visual hallucinations are the very first stages.
Lies for Jesus or Unmedicated for Christ.
6/17/2008 12:28:16 PM
#545539
Mr Smith
She requested for God to show her that he was there for her, at a stressful time in her life, she saw a angle that night.
So your mom was in her room, crying out to god, begging him to show her heaven. I can imagine that if she was stressed she was making quite a bit of noise.
Lets face it kid. Your mom would have told you anything to get rid of you for another five minutes.
6/17/2008 1:43:37 PM
#557208
Jordan666
I don't doubt that she saw an 'angle' that night.
Those damned thigns are everywhere!
6/24/2008 4:33:55 PM
#557264
Jack Bauer
Cupid?
You mean a cherub?
Cupid is the Roman god of erotic love - equivalent to the Greek Eros - I'm sure you read a whole shitload about Cupid in the babble.
6/24/2008 5:05:47 PM
#710220
Reverend Jeremiah
was it a ninety degree angle or less?
10/6/2008 11:23:53 PM
#710284
Harry
Too bad pyro never experianced a spelling class, or would that have been a illisuion to him?
10/7/2008 12:51:08 AM
#710463
Shadoboy
My mom saw a dwarf.
10/7/2008 4:31:58 AM
#1194952
lolgod
I'm partial to 45 degree "angles" myself.
8/20/2010 2:20:34 PM
#1194959
The Duelist
HAH! HAH!
8/20/2010 2:30:49 PM
#1217254
Atakai
Hey, I see angles all the time.
10/11/2010 3:22:50 PM
#1217285
radda
I see angles all the time :o
90 degrees is one of my favorite angles.
10/11/2010 6:10:08 PM
#1217293
Elia
O....K. Even knowing what this person likely meant to type, it still sounds like there's a touch of mania in there.
10/11/2010 7:45:29 PM
#1217299
Philbert McAdmia
Are angels in the babble measured in feet?
Not cubits?
Waaaaaiittaminit! Sharon Angle was burgling your mom's room? Pffft, while I don't necessarily doubt that, she ain't ever 13 feet tall, no way.
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Maybe that angel was Clarence . . .
Boudreaux lived across the bayou from Clarence, who Boudreaux did not like. There was no bridge or other easy way to cross the bayou so the two would argue by yelling across the bayou.
Boudreaux would often yell across the bayou to Clarence, "Clarence, if I had a way to cross dat bayou, I would come beat you up!".
The threats continued for many years.
One day the state built a bridge across the Bayou.
Soon after the bridge was built, Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, says "Boudreaux, you've been talking about going across dat bayou to beat up Clarence all dese years. Now that they have dat bridge, what are you waiting for?"
So Boudreaux decided it was time to go see Clarence, so he started walking down to the bridge.
Just as he was getting ready to cross the bridge, he looks up at the sign on the bridge, reads it, and goes back home.
When Boudreaux gets home, Clotile asks "Mais, Boudreaux, did you go beat up Clarence?" Boudreaux said, "Mais no Clotile, dat sign on dat bridge says 'Clearance 13 feet 3 inches'. Mais, Clotile, Clarence don't look dat big from across de bayou!"
10/11/2010 9:02:30 PM
#1217304
Swede
I'll join the choir and say: I see angles all the time.
You can have one picture of something in your conscious mind and one in your subconscious mind.
So, you mum thought God should be there for her, but she hadn't bothered to read the Bible before that event?
If she had, she would know that angles are about 10 feet tall (if it is there as you say).
A miracle and a mirrage are not the same, stupid.
10/11/2010 10:48:06 PM
#1219897
Swede
When my father-in-law had a heart attack, I begged anyone and everyone out there to save him.
He came out of it OK. Guess Anyone and Everyone are the true gods.
Or, ya know, medical science brought him through it, irregardless of my begging.
10/20/2010 12:24:34 PM
#1219947
ReynaGade
I see angles all the time, I love to see angles on very shapely women but... oh wait... that's what you mean... nevermind
10/20/2010 2:37:29 PM
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