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I believe that man can try and make all of these plans, including the North American Union/NAFTA Super highway--but God has other plans. Just because they WANT to build this big super highway doesn't mean that it will ever become completed. Little things like the rapture or wars or any number of little wrenches God throws in can change the game plan. You can still unite three countries and not have all the details worked out. And then there's that little thing called the Great Tribulation....See, I don't think God is going to say 20-50 years from now..."Oh, I see...they've completed that big highway now...okay...
time for the rapture because THEIR plan is in place now..." Nope...Israel is God's timepiece and so keep your eyes on that and keep looking up...The AC is going to come on the scene when there is much chaos...you don't need a superhighway to unite a couple of countries...we won't be here, thank goodness.

Diamond, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [1/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#148987
Berny

If Israel is God's timepiece I think it's time for a new clock.
Seriously, it's idiots like you that impede the peace process in the Middle East.

1/30/2007 2:20:32 AM

#149007
BurntBush

\"we won't be here, thank goodness\"

If only it were true.

1/30/2007 2:46:04 AM

#149034
Beccs

God has had these plans for a LONG time now, according to you idiots.

When's he actually going to tip his hand and DO something?

1/30/2007 3:13:09 AM

#149178
Osiris

Give it up to fundies. Almost two thousand years since Jesus left Earth and they are still confident he could come back...any second now.

1/30/2007 5:41:39 AM

#149190
Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by Breccs

When's he actually going to tip his hand and DO something?

When God's done sleeping off his hangover, of course.

1/30/2007 5:58:23 AM

#149205
hairband

And God's going to come because worthless humans presume to predict when the world is going to end, who the antichrist is and why God would consider raining hellfire down upon the rest of us?

If there really was a big, angry God up there you can be he'd be pissed that his so called followers constantly second guess his actions. Fucking heretics.

1/30/2007 6:43:14 AM

#149207
Redhunter

Face it Diamond, just like Junior prom, you got stood up.

1/30/2007 6:50:46 AM

#149222
NotMe

And because Jesus will come back there is no need to do anything. Why work? jesus will b backsoon. You can survive on scraps you get from bothering people on the street until then.

1/30/2007 7:39:23 AM

#149236
ZugTheMegasaurus

Because the last thing your god wants on Earth is peace...

Well, if it is, then why would you ever follow it?

1/30/2007 8:13:14 AM

#149258
Tiny Bulcher

And the road is what to do with anything?

1/30/2007 9:16:57 AM

#149318
Brain_In_A_Jar

Oh, I see...they've completed that big highway now...okay...
time for the rapture because THEIR plan is in place now...\" Nope...Israel is God's timepiece


Non contradiction?

1/30/2007 1:36:18 PM

#149348
Captain Janeway

Heaven forbid countries cooperate instead of exploiting each other.

1/30/2007 3:04:12 PM

#149359
Coffee

How do these fundies know so much about their Gawd's timetable? Did they steal his day planner?

1/30/2007 3:22:32 PM

#149362
David D.G.

Is this person trying to say that we shouldn't build roads, shouldn't try to make plans for the future of our country, shouldn't be doing ANYTHING? Because I can't imagine a stupider outlook on life than that -- okay, a couple that are just as messed up in other ways, but nothing stupider.


~David D.G.

1/30/2007 3:27:00 PM

#149898
Matilde

Proudly marching into the XIX century, you know, when all those preachers said the same about the train and about all the advancements of the industrial revolution. The problem is, they were mistaken, and now that´s why you´re \"persecuted\". Of course, it may not be finished, but don´t think a rapture or a war will happen, it´s more probable that the budget has something to do. It´s not the Babel Tower(which was finished, BY THE WAY, at least its inspiration, Marduk´s zigurat)

1/31/2007 9:10:44 AM

#420600
Darwin's Lil Girl

So now we can't build roads. So I'm supposed to put my life in danger getting to school every day because cars are driving on the sidewalk?

3/1/2008 4:07:29 AM

#894437
aaa

So, what's wrong with a big highway? I just want to get from point A to point B driving 250 kilometers per hour.

2/11/2009 8:23:00 PM

#1349123
Agahnim

20-50 years from now I'll be middle aged or just plain old depending on how far into the future it is. The rapture? Not happening, in my lifetime or during that of the people born when I end up an old man.

11/14/2011 11:48:25 PM

#1412469
Quantum Mechanic

You aren't real bright, are you?

6/12/2012 11:42:31 AM
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