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The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.

Donskey, King James Bible Only 145 Comments [1/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#408080
Infernos7

dost thou partake of cannabis leaf?
hebrew was apparently invented in 6000 bc
english has been around since 1100.
hmmmmm...
did God grant the hebrews a time machine so they can come 7000 years into the future? or is time travel impossible according to the bible?

2/16/2008 12:14:21 AM
#410443
Jesus

No, Hebrew is the language of the original scrolls.

If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion.
No, the KJV came from a believed to be gay man and contians many mistakes.

2/19/2008 10:07:45 PM
#410566
jsib

......wow......
this guy is a complete TARD. has no one ever mentioned the fact to him that hebrew and greek were both around thousands of years before english was? or maybe the fact that most of the words, and their roots are based in the greek and latin languages? what an assclown

2/20/2008 12:23:57 AM
#410599
Jack Bauer

I have some good English words for you:

1) Wankpot

2) Cretin

3) Goatfucker

4) Clownshoe

5) Asshat

6) Windowshitter

all equally applicable.

2/20/2008 1:25:56 AM
#413342
artgeek707

looks like someone failed history

2/22/2008 8:20:10 PM
#413343
the Good Witch

"The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English."

yeah, the same way Einstein stole my ideas.

2/22/2008 8:26:15 PM
#416482
CrimsonOnyx

Judaism .. If I remember correctly ( and I hope I do ) was around before Christianity. Christianity was created by Jews who believed in Jesus.

2/26/2008 6:11:45 AM
#422502
Paul

As a bit of an amateur etymologist (sad, I know, but I think its fascinating), this statement is actually offensive to me in its lack of even a basic understanding of history.

3/3/2008 5:15:18 PM
#426754
puel

See, I just want to walk over to the King James Version zealots and tell them, "You do know King James was a gay Catholic, right? Right?"

3/8/2008 7:10:30 AM
#426789
apYrs

I'd say he's just one letter away from a perfect description, except donkeys are intelligent....

3/8/2008 11:34:27 AM
#426797
Princess Rot

Gaarh! The KJV is from 1611 A.D. you fundietard! Jesus (supposedly) came to earth in the days of the Roman Empire, 2000 friggin' years ago! The KJV was translated from Greek and Hebrew manuscripts from Jesus' time! Arrgh... these people make me want to hurl! Were you homeschooled Donskey? Is your mother as thick as fuck or did you just not listen?

3/8/2008 12:46:15 PM
#426857
anatiedaephobic

KJV always there - ergo King James was always there...

3/8/2008 2:47:52 PM
#430989
Cassiel

...Please... someone tell him not to breed... I don't want this guy polluting the gene pool for the rest of us.

3/12/2008 5:04:26 AM
#451671
NumberOfTheBeast

Clearly, the Greeks and the Hebrews combined forces to build a Chronosphere, which they used to travel forward in time, stealing words from the legendary English language.

Learn your history people.....

4/2/2008 9:31:13 AM
#480301
Max

And not only that, but when jesus rose from the dead, he beat up all the romans with an AK-47!

4/28/2008 6:12:29 PM
#480907
Lara

That's the thing about religion, it's all created from ignorance.

4/28/2008 11:09:28 PM
#497726
bcp

I am pretty sure Hebrew was around long before English...In fact, a lot of the old testament was WRITTEN in Hebrew, and later translated into english....I mean the Jewish slaves in Egypt spoke Hebrew...and that was about 3000-5000 years ago. Greek has also been around a lot longer. I cannot believe how some people, if it is printed on their eyes, cannot accept something that differs from their beliefs.

5/13/2008 2:37:27 AM
#505105
Anonymous

Wow. Epic Phail.

5/18/2008 5:15:16 AM
#505156
Ktron

...SERIOUSLY?!

5/18/2008 6:54:51 AM
#539623
Alex B.

reading this makes me want to punch a baby

6/12/2008 5:48:53 PM
#553911
BIBBOB

Funny for him to use the word "bias"

6/22/2008 7:55:43 PM
#600681
theodrixx

So as long as we approach this subject with YOUR particular bias, we have no disagreements...

I like how you think.

7/24/2008 2:14:49 AM
#605463
SetosNiceGirl

Cool! I didn't know everyone knew English back then! Even though they thought the people who lived on the isles to be barbarians and thus didn't want to know English! Does this mean that the Torah in English too? If it is, then it's no English I've ever seen.

Didn't know King James was alive back then, either. WOW! I learn something new everyday!

*Everything I just said was in a sarcastic tone*

7/30/2008 1:36:36 AM
#605475
Moondog

"It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject."
You just blew up my irony meter!

7/30/2008 1:40:44 AM
#606780
Alethe

"The Lord of the Rings", by Peter Jackson, book adaptation by J.R.R. Tolkien.

7/30/2008 8:51:44 PM
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