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The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.

Donskey, King James Bible Only 145 Comments [1/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#380794
anti-nonsense

noway noway, he can't be serious! There's no fucking way....


*goes off into a corner and cries*

1/15/2008 6:56:50 AM
#380804
apYrs

well from the fundie point of ABSOLUTELY TRUE. GOd is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, (and other omni-things). So the bible cou;d have been eternal until they wrote KJV - and he even made allowances for all the errors that crept in. The hebrew and greek words were given by god to these nations just so the KJV would have them available.

Once you get past the first step everything else can be logically argues. Unfortunately the first step is a doozy

1/15/2008 7:01:22 AM
#381071
OMFG

I totally agree with this. With the exception of the whole Hebrew language has been around for thousands of years and the English language is approximately 1500 years old facts part that he left out of his argument entirely. And Greek people borrowing from the Greek language (??!!).

After spending decades studying Greek philosophers such as Testicles, Hercules, Bendyknees and Hitler, I can safely attest that transliterating their works makes the bible seem so much more credible.

On a more serious note, I do agree that he approached the subject with a bias!

1/15/2008 1:28:40 PM
#382562
mattzero

I'm sorry, but are you even able to read the bible, or anything else?or feed yourself? hold up your fingers in front of you.how many?when you have the answer (Get an adult to help if you like), there is your IQ. Dear oh dear oh dear...

1/16/2008 11:04:21 PM
#383723
Sparkie

So, um.

God is British?

...

Is Alan Rickman REALLY the Metatron, then? I'd believe that, with the voice that man's got.

1/18/2008 1:58:04 AM
#383757
Hawker Hurricane

English is the language used by French speaking Norman soldiers to pick up German speaking Saxon bargirls. A thousand years ago, it didn't exist in any way, shape, or form.

1/18/2008 2:20:33 AM
#383833
POSW

Dear Godwhomayormaynotexist, "my brain is bleeding from the concentrated stupid."

1/18/2008 3:13:45 AM
#385040
intrinsic

So the KJV has always been there... implies that King James has always been there... so if God created everything, he must have always been there... hence King James can't have been created by God (having always been there)... Therefore King James must be God?

Sure, Hebrew and Greek "borrowed" from English... Hmmm, lemme think now, how old is England as a country? ... ... ...

1/19/2008 3:47:36 AM
#386438
me

wow.......just..........wow...................

1/21/2008 12:54:43 AM
#386616
Red Cat

'Sharp as a bowling ball' award.

1/21/2008 5:46:21 AM
#386669
Loupy

That's amazing logic! I had no idea English existed well before Hebrew!

I guess the history of English is completely wrong.

1/21/2008 7:05:34 AM
#386681
Tempus

So...

English existed before English.

Okay.

1/21/2008 7:24:58 AM
#389294
crazy

Umm sorry but Hebrew is at least 2000 years older then English. Also English was originally used by barbains from Northern Europe. English does not come from the same Language family as Latin. Sorry but you my dumb ass friend. Are wrong.

1/23/2008 11:06:35 PM
#389305
Margaret Murray O'Hell

Well, at least since King James.

1/23/2008 11:13:27 PM
#393119
ughhhh

In the beginning God spaketh: "Cor, fuckin 'ell, these 'oomans of got right out of 'and, goin raaaahnd bummin each uvvah!"

1/28/2008 8:56:17 PM
#394374
wtf

Yes, because King James was immortal, and wrote the bible BEFORE it happened.

1/30/2008 5:29:31 AM
#394473
Wautd

KJV fundies make lesser fundies look like geniouses

1/30/2008 10:01:38 AM
#396190
Nomad

Donskey clearly knows his etymology!

2/1/2008 11:30:43 PM
#403267
MadChemist

how can you be so egocentric that you think your language is "absolute"

2/10/2008 5:56:35 AM
#404082
richard1969

so the dead sea scrolls are a hoax? so Jesus and the apostles didnt actually witness in midle east, but instead england? hebrew is about 1000 years older than english, and FYI, english is a conglomerate of about 5 or 6 languages. why? because of previous invasions, and empiracal occupation. btw, the KJV is named after King James, who ruled LONG after Jesus came and went.

2/11/2008 1:39:33 PM
#406637
djb3500

To be honest, this guy makes me doubt evolution. After all of this time can we still be this fuck1ng stupid ?

2/14/2008 1:46:03 PM
#406696
JasoNF

"It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject."

Yeah, chronological. don't you know cancer causes smoking, and heart disease causes obesity?

2/14/2008 3:27:22 PM
#406741
Quantum Mechanic

Time travel.

2/14/2008 5:13:32 PM
#406770
Caustic Gnostic

Proof, you retarded asshole. Proof. Now.


2/14/2008 5:59:12 PM
#406779
GigaGuess

@OMFG
On a more serious note, I do agree that he approached the subject with a bias!

Surely you jest!

Why do these people pound so hard on the literal value of "Theory" but can never wrap their heads around the word "Version?"

2/14/2008 6:14:02 PM
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