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THE STUPID! IT BURNS SO MUCH!!
1/26/2007 9:13:42 PM
Amazing how these people will absolutely ignore history (as well as science, reason, and rationale, but I digress) in order to believe their fairy tales to be true. This is just absolute unmitigated bullshit.
1/27/2007 2:25:05 AM
This is a classic example of Fundie Reality Redefintion though. Museum piece.
1/27/2007 2:25:20 AM
\"The word of God has been in heaven forever.\"
Prove it. And while you're at it, prove that God exists and that ANY version of the Bible is his word.
\"The KJV has always been there.\"
\"The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words.\"
They have been assimilated into English, but their roots are in Hebrew.
\"The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English.\"
Yeah, in your special, make-up-a-history-you-like world.
\"If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion.\"
Indeed if both of your outrageous claims are true, then both of your outrageous claims would be true.
\"The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated.\"
No, for the same reasons stated above.
\"It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.\"
Absolutely. If you have a bias toward the truth, you realize that Donkeys is an idiot, however, if you are biased toward believing proveably false assertions, Donkeys is a genius.
1/27/2007 2:33:23 AM
\"I speak English, so god speaks English too!\" - Way to show how Humans make god in their image and not the other way around.
1/27/2007 2:48:32 AM
\"If English was good enough for Jesus, it is good enough for me.\"
1/27/2007 3:00:14 AM
What the hell are you on? How much do you have to smoke before you become this stupid? People this dumb and delusional need to be put out of there misery.
1/27/2007 3:02:20 AM
This brand of fundamentalism is what has caused so many conflicts throughout human history: \"God looks like me, talks like me, believes what I believe, and hates whom I hate.\"
1/27/2007 3:05:15 AM
The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English.
You are delusional, Donskey.
1/27/2007 3:17:15 AM
This just started off as stupid as it could possibly be, then got stupider.
1/27/2007 3:43:20 AM
1/27/2007 3:45:16 AM
I have never seen anyone so profoundly ignorant.
1/27/2007 3:56:44 AM
Modern English, Olde English or 1337 3nG1i5H
1/27/2007 3:58:08 AM
I nominate this for \"Magical Timestream Reversal of the Month.\"
1/27/2007 3:58:35 AM
Somebody please tell me that this is a parody. No one can really be that stupid, can they?
<fingers in ears>no one believes flat earth, global flood, Adam's missing rib, rapture of the saints, six day creation, Mohammad's ascent to heaven on a winged horse, magic glasses called urim and thummim, virgin birth, transubstantiation, parting of the red sea, Jonah and the whale, speaking in tongues, ...
1/27/2007 4:02:08 AM
I would have to unfortunetly disagree with you here. Sorry, can't help you.
1/27/2007 4:02:28 AM
I give up.
1/27/2007 4:11:39 AM
Outside of FSTDT, I have never heard this nonsense about the KJV not only being preferred over the original manuscripts, but actually claiming to PRECEDE the original manuscripts. It just completely boggles the mind.
The Wikipedia page on the subject
has one quote, from an historian of this topic on the issue:
There are even those that claim, as White says on p. 6:
\"that the KJV was written in eternity, and that Abraham and Moses and the prophets all read the 1611 KJV, including the New Testament. These individuals believe that Hebrew is actually English... Such groups are, for obvious reasons, very small.\"
You'd think so, but they seem to be fairly well represented on the internet.
1/27/2007 4:11:45 AM
Yeah, it certainly does seem to be a matter of bias. Sorry, guy, but no matter how much you want something to be so, wishful thinking doesn't cut it. The 1600's might seem to be a long time ago to you, but as history goes it really wasn't that long ago. And English isn't the only valid language on the planet. Just because it's the one you happen to speak, that doesn't make it special.
1/27/2007 4:33:58 AM
I think the hard-on for the KJV award would be appropriate here, too.
1/27/2007 4:41:19 AM
You are a fool Donskey.
1/27/2007 4:42:38 AM
You started out with a false premise so it's little wonder that your conclusions are ass-backwards. Go get a fucking education and please, unsubscribe from the Fundie History Revisionism Monthly periodical.
1/27/2007 4:43:44 AM
Way to demonstrate that you worship the King James bibble. Forget that Gawd fellow, he's a loser, he let his special favorite people write down stories about him in the wrong language. Why didn't he just teach them Gawd-approved KJV English to begin with?
1/27/2007 4:51:40 AM
You've never heard of the Septuagint or the Torah, have you, Donskey?
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