3/2/2008 8:00:57 PM
"The fight against creationism being taught in the schools is satanic"
Well, if the fight is satanic,,,, fundies should stop fighting !!
3/2/2008 9:44:31 PM
and this is why you will never get creationism in public schools. No matter what you say it's a religious agenda and religious agendas are not allowed in public schools. Period.
3/2/2008 10:06:17 PM
As we can see, the tiger's striped coat developed through natural selection, or God made them that way, or Salvador Dali flies around the world on a magic raccoon painting them that way every morning, or Sammy Davis Jr made love to a goat while looking at a striped stick and that produced the first tiger, or maybe the guy who played Murdock on the A-team created them in his basement out of a children's home science kit and a few million domestic cats, or maybe they all walk under a dripping tin of black paint when we're not looking, or maybe they're made of striped candy or ......
Goddamn that's one large textbook.
3/2/2008 10:15:34 PM
8/10/2010 3:06:51 PM
Tell me why, dear fundie, is it that having the Word of God in the House of God isn't good enough for you? I'd like to see the dancing needed to avoid the honest answer of "to try and recruit more kids."
And while we're on the topic of "equal time," when will we be allowed to make the Sunday School teachers teach evolution? You know, so th kids can know both sides...
8/10/2010 3:09:14 PM
I feel like that bit about Salvador Dali flying around on a giant raccoon painting tiger stripes every morning could be a Film Cow video.
Seems like a good idea. If it isn't true then at least there's that.
3/1/2011 5:24:03 PM
Didn't do well in biology did we?
Life won't be very forgiving either, loser.
5/18/2012 5:47:59 PM
"True "science" allows for alternate examination and postulations."
Yes, and it also asks what evidence exists to support said alternates. Creation doesn't make the cut because it has no evidence.
5/18/2012 5:58:01 PM
Didn't do well in biology, did we?
5/18/2012 10:26:19 PM